Ryan Niemiller
@cripplethreat8.bsky.social
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Comedian. Third place America’s Got Talent season 14. Dad to a 2-year-old bully.
Dolphins by a million today.
about 2 months ago
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TUCKER!
#cubs
about 2 months ago
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I bought an expensive hobby box of basketball cards tonight. If I don’t hit a Detlef Schrempf, may God have mercy on us all.
about 2 months ago
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I think I’m just going to turn this into a sports account but one where I just yell when someone does something cool.
about 2 months ago
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My son insisted on sleeping with a box of cupcake mix last night. I hope he stays a little weirdo as long as possible.
5 months ago
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Every time I think I’d like to get a project going, I remember that even if it caught on, it would just end up with hundreds of strangers calling me a fat T-Rex anyway.
6 months ago
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There are people already lined up outside Target to put in a preorder for the Switch 2. I hope they get rained on. I want them to get their console but I want them to earn it.
6 months ago
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I wouldn’t be so upset by rich celebrities going to space if we were leaving them there.
6 months ago
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I get back to the States after 16 days away tomorrow. I was going to kiss the ground when I landed, but I don’t want Katy Perry’s sloppy seconds.
6 months ago
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I almost stepped on a monitor lizard today which I never thought is a sentence I’d say.
7 months ago
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I’m out of the country right now. Gotta check my 401K next week when I get home. I assume it’s skyrocketing.
7 months ago
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I’m on the way to Japan. It sucks that I’m doing it today and no one believes me.
7 months ago
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Easily the most annoying day for social media to exist.
7 months ago
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My fitness goals are losing enough weight where I can poop on a plane.
7 months ago
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Oh hell, there’s a Chuck E. Cheese here.
7 months ago
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8 months ago
Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.
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8 months ago
Bobbo's World Interviews comedian Ryan Niemiller . The
@cripplethreat8.bsky.social
We discuss Wrestling.
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Bobbo's World Interviews @CrippleThreat8 Ryan Niemiller. We talk wrestling, growing up, comedy etc.
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Brent Terhune
8 months ago
Picking up your grandpa at the eye doctor
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Wario64
8 months ago
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Hooters for one just hits different. And by different I mean kind of skeazy.
8 months ago
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Last leg of my parlay I need to hit is an Eagles fan eating police horse shit to celebrate this win. Not cashing out. I think I can hit it.
9 months ago
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It was a true honor for Travis Kelce to allow himself to get stomped out in front of the man who openly hates his girlfriend.
9 months ago
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Mitch McConnell fell today. Did someone roll him over so he didn’t get stuck on his back?
9 months ago
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I'm upset that I've recently learned that I don't have the kind of disability that lets me get away with doing racist stuff. If you don't like this joke, that's okay. I still throw my heart out to you.
9 months ago
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Even though it hurts when it happens, I at least take comfort in the fact that I get made fun of way less in public than someone who has a Cybertruck.
9 months ago
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On the bright side, with the Eagles winning, we got another chance for a fan to eat police horse shit.
9 months ago
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What video games we playing this week?
9 months ago
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Had a great weekend in Janesville, WI. Three dynamite shows. Next week I go to the Royal Rumble and then Sunday in Fort Wayne. If you see me, say hi. I’ll be the one who looks like me.
9 months ago
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I’m in Janesville, WI this Friday and Saturday at the Comedy Cabin. Shows will be fire. Weather will not be.
9 months ago
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I want to say that I hope the Chiefs lose, but if I do, I'm scared the refs will call an unnecessary roughness penalty on the Texans.
9 months ago
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Order of preference for teams left in the playoffs to win the Super Bowl Lions Texans Bills Commanders Rams Eagles Ravens Meteor kills us all Getting a flesh-eating bacteria Having my testicles impaled by a bull’s horn …. Chiefs
9 months ago
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I love boneless wings. And anyone who takes issue with that and makes a big deal about them being chicken nuggets, I hope you develop a personality soon.
9 months ago
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My son has randomly started saying the word “kadam” and he’ll say it any time he sees Elmo’s legs. Any ideas? Because my wife doesn’t like that I think he’s saying, “Goddamn, look at dem legs!”
9 months ago
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There has to be a better way for a company to tell you your loan has been paid in full than sending an e-mail that says, "YOUR AUTOPAY HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED. PLEASE CALL US TO CONTINUE PAYMENTS."
10 months ago
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I’m up to 100 followers on here now! Take that, everyone who got 100K within 12 seconds of making their account!
10 months ago
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How’s my 2025 going? Almost shit my pants in a library.
10 months ago
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Happy New Year, you titans of industry!
10 months ago
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Excited I’m back on the roster at the Ice House in Pasadena. It was the very first place I ever did standup. A little holiday pick-me-up.
10 months ago
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Glad to see the Cubs acquire Kyle Tucker. And now with that trade, it opens up a spot for me at third base.
11 months ago
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Now that Juan Soto has signed, I can finally sign with a team. Open for business, MLB execs.
11 months ago
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I feel like I’m the only person who hasn’t figured out Bluesky.
11 months ago
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Give me all of your sports and non-sports cards please so I can sort and organize them and put them in binders like the intense little dork I am.
11 months ago
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Live your life on a way where people don’t cheer when you die.
11 months ago
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Starter packs are apparently big here to get followers when really it should be Starter jackets.
11 months ago
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My 1-year-old son decided not to make any noise when he woke up so I never heard him and got him up way too late. He’s now 26.
11 months ago
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As a theater person, I want to go see Wicked. I will not watch it in a movie theater though, because theater people will be there.
11 months ago
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I have a video on Instagram starting to do numbers. It’s a video promoting a show I did in September that nobody came to if you wanna know how awesome social media is.
11 months ago
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One of my toxic traits is that I start acquiring a new collection before I have properly narrowed down my other collections. That and knowing a lot about former Cubs first baseman Leon Durham.
11 months ago
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I’m thankful that all my classmates growing up were screwed out of doing hand turkeys because of me.
11 months ago
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Preparing for turkey day by eating an entire slightly smaller turkey today.
11 months ago
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