With a name like "Murderhobo Mike" they should have known. And now here we are... instead of a carefully prepped session, I’m about to hand them fresh character sheets. #dnd #dndmemes #dndhumor #ttrpgmemes #dungeonsanddragons

The rogue got caught doing nothing Sure, maybe I DID swipe some magical items from this shop five times before… but this time I SWEAR I wasn’t doing anything this time! I guess my reputation does more work than the dice rolls ever could. #dnd #furry #dndfurry

I can't stop... The vocal stiiiiiims!

LET'S GO!

Will I see you at 9pm ET tonight? It's going to get chaotic... www.twitch.tv/distalsplace #talkshow #furry #twitchstream

My talk show is back and live - Saturday night @ 9pm ET! Want to be an actual part of the show? This is the chance - because I let the viewers MAKE THIS SHOW! You get a chance to submit a slide (or 3) to the show that I have to present. Yes, there are SOME rules - but it gets pretty chaotic...

For sale: Bumper the rabbit! $4,500 +ship 🐇 Bumper comes with a head, tail, arm sleeves and hands! Better suited for smaller sized heads but has excellent vision and ventilation, moving jaw video below 👇 DM me if interested!

Who needs plots when my players make them for me Sometimes the best DM prep is just sitting back and listening to my players’ theories. They’ll hand you every session plot twist and full-blown story arc without even realizing it. #dnd #dndmemes #dungeonsanddragons

The DM already knows the answer, but they just keep asking. Even though they have seen my character sheet. And here I am, forced to repeat to acknowledge the obvious - "Yes. It does." At this point, I think it is about the power trip over the players. #dnd #furry #dndfurry

If you're having deja vu over my last video... you aren't going crazy. I found a big mess up in my onscreen text editing and had to delete/re-upload after it was released. That's content life on no sleep 😅

The Notetakers: Too powerful, too organized. Every table has one – the player who actually writes everything down. They’re the first to connect the dots, spot the foreshadowing, and unravel the plot you’ve been saving for a big reveal. #dnd #dndmemes #dungeonsanddragons

I didn’t forget about my pet, I swear. (I did) Okay, so maybe I accidentally left my little sidekick out of the story for… seven sessions straight. But look, he’s still here, he’s still thriving, and the DM doesn’t need to worry about the details. #dnd #furry #dndfurry

Ahoy! The Fursonacon vlog is live!🏴‍☠️🐾 #furry #furryfandom #fursonacon

Leaving my camera on during a furry convention... and I was able to make a Fursonacon mash-up of all the amazing furries, fursuits, and people who love the fandom in one furry montage! Thank you for another awesome furry con adventure. #furry #fursonacon #fursonacon2025 @fursonacon.bsky.social

If you like to watch stuff on the Purple App... I have something you can watch at 9pm ET tonight. Bet you can't guess the channel name...

It's me!

It's #FursuitFriday and this Shep wants to cuddle YOU! Come give him a biiiig hug. 💛 📷: @poisonedshutter.bsky.social 🧵: @kigurumikagetsu.bsky.social

Almost the weekend! Another fun pic from #fursonacon for #fursuitfriday 🏴‍☠️🌊 📸: @trashposs237.bsky.social - #fursuit #fursuiter

It was the headbang that did it for me 🤯 When I go to conventions, I like to make content that makes sense. This... is not one of those times. Enjoy a mash-up of furries that are shaking it to an old school classic. Fursonacon was amazing! Did you go? #furry #fursonacon

Goku will not let you SDIYB twin.

I did it! I did the thing this year 🚹 #Megaplex

Close enough to the problem. Far enough to not be the problem. Fursonacon, though? Honestly one of the most drama-free spaces I’ve been in, and I got to enjoy every bit of it. This furry con gets big props for having some of the best overall vibes! #furry #fursonacon #fursonacon2025

Pound 'em and Ground 'em. Smash, stomp, repeat. Watch your opponents crumble with this unstoppable build. Which deck do you think could survive the Ground Pound? #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgcommander

I think he liked hanging out with the fuzzies. I brought my normie friend to their first furry con... and now they want their own fursona. The slippery slope... w/ @boatdecai.bsky.social & @castlesandcollies.bsky.social

Time to set sail for FursonaCon 2025 from August 28th through 31st! 🏴☠️🐾 Ready my treasure maps because I'm bringing some full-on pirate energy to the con. Come chat, snag a picture, or just shout a hearty “ahoy,” but make sure to say hi! #furry #fursonacon #fsc FSC-Themed 🎨 : @craftypillar.art

I'm forced to live Taylor's Version now... Taylor Swift got engaged and suddenly the relationship bar has been raised. Congrats to the happy couple, and sorry to everyone else now dealing with partners with higher expectations. I'm right there with you... #furry w/ @castlesandcollies.bsky.social

Check out @boatdecai.bsky.social ! We've been creating content together for years - and he's branching off to start his short form journey, and talking about something he loves... MTG! Any support is appreciated towards him! Keep it up!

Hey man! See you next fall! ;)

And this is why handlers exist. Handlers keep us hydrated, help with visibility, manage crowds, and make sure we don’t walk straight into chaos (or the occasional wall). And even keep our heads on straight. #furry #furryhumor #fursuitfriday With: @castlesandcollies.bsky.social

Some songs are better left unsqueaked. I love a good fursuit karaoke night, but these dutchies are just squeaking their way through lyrics they don't know. At least the yotes can turn a room into a full pack howl-a-long! #furry #ifc2025 With @castlesandcollies.bsky.social

I will be there! What about you?

This is my 24k gold labubu. I might joke about swords and dumpster loot, but let’s be real: I’d never toss them away just to keep a blade. Some things are rarer than any treasure. 😉 #furry #indyfurcon #ifc with: @castlesandcollies.bsky.social

I think the bearbarian finally decapitated the rogue. Saw @distalsplace.bsky.social through the window and had to take a zoomed in shot of the head through the window

Got to meet the lovely @distalsplace.bsky.social and @castlesandcollies.bsky.social at IFC! Hope you two enjoy the furby stickers!

Do you travel for *The Views* ? 😉 These nurses are a gift that keeps on giving, and I think @distalsplace.bsky.social and @castlesandcollies.bsky.social would agree 😜 . . . @kittyfaeries @orionthefox.com @Astra__ @mariannefo.bsky.social @dexdacat.bsky.social

Best conversation I never had. The survival nod is when you can’t hear a thing in fursuit, but you keep nodding so the other person thinks you’re following along. Meanwhile, you have no clue what’s being said and just hope you didn’t agree to something weird. #furry With: @lynx-flynn.bsky.social

Who let these furries into the normie party? The @startplaying.bsky.social Gen Con Happy Hour was a blast! Thanks for letting the TTRPG creator animals inside. #dnd #dndfurry #furry #GenCon #StartPlaying w/ @castlesandcollies.bsky.social, @lynx-flynn.bsky.social

Prepare thy beast for the admiring eyes of the townsfolk! Don’t forget to sign up for the CFF Car Show, spots are limited! 🚗 🚙 🛻 Sign Up: forms.gle/uqtmVSLn6Qwg... Join the Chat: t.me/cffcarshow

Some people go to Gen Con for games. I go for treasure. Look! I found a sword. A real (fake) one. And @castlesandcollies.bsky.social only said no because I tried to swing it before disinfecting it. Fair. They said it was fine once I cleaned it. Anyway, I have a sword now. #dnd #furry #dndfurry

High hopes, low rolls. Thanks to The Weathered Dragon for letting us do this at their awesome DnD table. Their team (and tables) are always amazing! #gencon #dnd #furry #dndfurry w/ @castlesandcollies.bsky.social, @lynx-flynn.bsky.social, kikimariot (IG)

I've been at Gen Con all weekend - and have a ton of cool stuff to show off... ... but alas, I have to work early in the AM for the most stressful next 3 days of my life (until another 2 years). So content will be on a short pause for IRL... THEN SOME CATCH UP TALK!

Gen Con has some incredible furry exhibitors. I stopped by a few booths to show off what they’re bringing to the floor – but trust me, there are even more out there worth exploring! Drop your favorites below so others can find them too. #gencon #furry #dnd #conventions

Summoning all creatures of the kingdom! Join this year’s Prince Aster Dance Jousts. May the best beast win! More Info: www.carolinafurfare.org/dance-comps #furry #furrycon #furrydancecomp #cff2025 #carolinafurfare

Don’t let them be alone. Get all 4 during Gen Con at booth 670! This is the World of Trash – Trash Day Manager’s Special set, and yes… I absolutely caved when I saw the opossum playmat! #gencon #worldoftrash #dnd #furry #furryfandom #dndfurry #sponsored #ad 🖼️: @dariaaksenovaart.bsky.social

Gen Con 2025 is almost here! 🎲✨ I’ll be wandering all over - catching up with friends, making new ones, and probably starting some BarBEARian or Opossum Rogue chaos along the way. 😅 Are YOU going to Gen Con this year? Drop a comment and let me know! 👇 #GenCon #DnD #Furry #dndfurry

This is the timelapse video of Distals drawing. Looking forward to showing off the next project! #furry #furryart #furryfandom

Check out this amazing fan art that was made of my fursonas... and, well.. me! Thank you so much for this!

The "Trash King" reigns again - and this time, it’s exclusive! World of Trash dropped a brand new crown design only at Gen Con, and you can find them at booth 670 this week! #GenCon #TrashKing #Furry #sponsored 👑 by: dariaaksenovaart.bsky.social 👑

Panel applications close soon - which reminds me... I NEED TO SUBMIT MINE! 😅 Who will I see at CFF? And would you come to a panel I hosted?