nobody: your drunkest friend the second you turn away:

thank you Class Consciousness NL, future hero of the proletarian revolution

there’s a bit on one of the Jordan Lake Sessions where John talks about how they fill a niche of their own and as I’m listening to this new song all about the time Charlie Sheen called the FBI because he thought he was watching a snuff film I just keep thinking hell yeah that’s a Mountain Goats song

it has to be so funny to be a european country that’s banned meat advertisements in an effort to reduce carbon emissions and immediately see an american get in front of a camera and start crying that you can’t even sell hamburgers anymore

maybe the realest thing anyone’s ever said on this site

northernlion cruise sounds like heaven for straight tgirls just twirl your hair and go "yeah that obama impression is really spot on" with the most vocal fry you can muster and you're leaving with a husband and a combined $5k in the hole that's the kind of setup most couples in the 00s would die for

the sort by shuffle feature on letterboxd watchlists is one of the greatest technological advancements of our time

just saw It Follows for the first time and it deserves every bit of praise it got but I can’t stop thinking about her:

a vampire the masquerade season with the intrepid adventurers 😭😭 also just the casual announcement snuck into the Q&A??

“omg this needs to be made into a movie!” 1993’s beloved classic Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey already exists. What are substitute teachers even doing these days??

congrats to all the well deserved oscar winners but biggest congrats to the oscar winning documentary that accidentally featured kermit gulag

went to my first local commander night and got my face pushed into the dirt the entire night. i can’t wait to go back 💖

just brushed like two feet of snow off my car and in perfect sitcom timing a gust of wind blew the snow off the tree i’m parked under and buried it again

in the middle of moving and getting weather notification that just says “biblical weather event imminent prepare for death” and slow blinking like a cartoon character

nothing but respect for our country’s first gold medal winning madoka fan

i’ve never played old school runescape but if a stranger told me that’s the vibe i give off i’d be like “yeah that makes sense”

It’s my birthday and I’m still snowed in so everybody has to be nice to me and no one can call me old until the snow melts 😭

friend talked me into watching heated rivalry

i’ve been at work so i’m not up to date on what’s happening but someone has to tell me if we’re entering the cool zone

while i’m almost positive this isn’t going to be handled well, i have been going through a particularly difficult time lately and this does feel like a life raft i’m going to cling to

i’ve spent the past couple weeks since my roommate decided to break lease trying to find a new place that will take me, researching how to live out of a car in the middle of the winter, and what i would say if that doesn’t pan out. tonight i looked at cookbooks. it’s important to have dreams.

i like how the audio gets a little more scuffed with each element that loads in

i don’t have the time or money to get involved with lorwyn but that henson company trailer did make me second guess myself

ryan murphy’s the substance sounds like a jackbox response to cursed pitches not a real thing people with money greenlit

i was playing commander yesterday for the first time and won by summoning 20 moogles in one turn and i finally get it now

Credit to @Fayevixiv

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

i just don’t have the words anymore but if there’s any justice left in this world these sick fucks are going to face the consequences of their actions one day

as i’ve gotten older i think i’ve avoided a lot of the pitfalls that (especially trans) people fall into about experiences they never had lately though the thought thats been taking over like an eldritch madness is an awareness that theres a breadth of art i simply don’t have the time to experience

it’s crazy how many ai ads are just “yeah we know ai is shit that’s ruining your workplace but let me tell you about our ai company to make your ai infested workplace better”

i get it probably true to some peoples experience but you need someone with lived queer experience to punch it up if you’re going to do a scene like this on a show this big. how am i supposed to take it seriously when you’ve got the whole cast together in a room doing “a very special episode” face

i need a friend with a plex server so bad. i keep getting recommended obscure indie films i want to watch where the only legal way to watch them is to buy a used physical copy from a different region for 50 dollars each and in this economy that’s just not sustainable

has anyone done a cigarette advent calendar or are we just leaving money on the table

i’m working an overnight and i’ll probably be asleep most of tomorrow so merry christmas eve eve everybody 💖

this seems like kind of the death knell of the MCU but with the biggest benefit of the doubt i can give i can kind of see what they’re going for with RDJ if this is how they want to end it

extremely important PSA

burning every drop of goodwill on the easiest slam dunk of all time to strong arm your employees into using ai is crazy. ceo is not a real job

final boss of my rogue like had a second form

i spent an hour in the cold carving ice off my car trying to get a single door open so i could start the car to begin to melt the rest of it so i’m firmly in the bad actually camp now

i decided to give expedition 33 a shot after i saw it won every award ever and i can already tell this is going to be a moving game that i enjoy but i am going to be wrestling with some of this writing and trying to give them the benefit of the doubt

snow knocked out my power for a bit there, but it’s also really pretty, but i also have to go into work tonight so who’s to say if it’s good or bad

i know i’m real late here but man Hades is so good. i’m not usually a roguelike girl but the loop is so satisfying here. i blinked and it’s like 3 hours later

just had a meal so good i reexamined my place in the universe

i spent both too much and too little time on this

i’ve played 2 hours of unbeatable before i had to leave for work and i would already die for these characters and any member of the team involved in bringing them to life

i think they should give away warner brothers charlie and the chocolate factory style just put all the golden tickets in criterion collection cases and let some random film nerd run the whole thing for a while

happy unbeatable eve

crazy to be taking potshots at working actors when you’re trying to promote your fortnite short

honestly kind of an insight on how companies and people can pushback they know sabrina and her label can and will fight them for using her music in a way that hurts her brand but they know nbc doesn’t have the spine so they use an snl clip

that’s crazy