It’s both very funny and more than a little alarming that being absolutely unfuckable losers is the one thing that consistently undermines most of these ghouls

Who says we’re going to stop at doubling them?

Synthmaxing on this fool. Absolutely moogmogging him

Ronald Regan to Donald trump. The cursed trajectory of American politics, or a fun spring break travel itinerary??

I would like someone who believes that over-immigration is a problem, and that low birth rates are also a problem, to please explain how they are able to hold both ideas on their head without being extremely stupid or racist or both

VA do it anyway

YOUR STATE'S SUPREME COURT JUST OVERTURNED THE VOICES OF THE VOTERS AND THEIR FINAL SAY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE

How could all of these #MAGAt accounts simultaneously post that last night's staged assassination proves the need for Trump's Tacky-Ass Ballroom? Pls explain this.

someone tell Dana Bash to stop weeping for dear leader on TV

I don’t think it should be lost on anyone that the only concrete action to DNC has come up with to resist trump just so happens to also be a great benefit to many of them personally

My political platform is fairly straightforward: We build a giant ceremonial food processor, and at the end of every quarter the 3 richest people get thrown into said food processor. The resulting slurry will be used as fertilizer for crops - it will be a great honor.

The irony is that, because of how wildly incompetent trump is, if his explicit stated goal was to destroy the American empire he would be doing a worse job at it than he is currently doing

The absolute tsunami of “this you?” posts once IT finally happens…

Guy in a kosher hotdog suit

Starting a shortsighted illegal war is bad, but at least it’s not like we spent the last 14 months alienating all of our allies

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

If a billionaire wealth tax accomplished nothing - if the money collected was placed in a pile and burnt - if it only resulted in fewer billionaires overall and those billionaires having less wealth. That would be a success.

So if a country is being lead by a corrupt authoritarian that flouts the law, uses force to stifle decent, poses a credible threat to surrounding countries, and murders their own citizens - it’s cool for any other country to invade and kidnap that leader, or just straight up murder them with bombs?

That drunk buffon hegseth got this all screwed up… *scribbles* “No, Stupid! Rules of engagement!”

That video of the dude accidentally remote controlling a robot into kicking him in the dick is probably a pretty good metaphor for something

It’s crazy how literally every single company’s customer service department has been dealing with an “unusually high volume” of emails nonstop for at least the last 5 years.

BREAKING: I read the new version of the “Save America Act” (S. 1383) so u don’t have to. Here’s my summary. Point 1 is new. It requires that all 50 states send their voter rolls to the DHS to run thru DHS’s faulty “SAVE” voter purge program. Points 6 & 7 are new too. Tell ur Senators #NoOnSAVE 1/

You haters can laugh all you want, but if you can think of a healthier way to spend an afternoon than working out in wet jeans followed by chugging a pint or two of whole milk while sitting in a tepid pool of STD stew - well I’d love to hear it

A broken sanitary sewer line has resulted in approximately 250 million gallons of wastewater dumping into the Potomac River in what is being described as the second worst sewage spill in DC history. trump shitting himself in the Oval Office mid press conference is of course still number 1

the Black Panthers were right

our government used a Blackhawk helicopter in a major American city, detained children and zip-tied U.S. citizens all to target... squatters and the alleged Tren de Aragua presence? "It was a brutal lie against the American public." www.propublica.org/article/chic...

Everyone is gonna feel really silly when it turns out Elon was begging to party with a notorious sex trafficking pedophile for, like, normal reasons

We should rename the fucking alligator Alcatraz “trump kennedy center” after 2 of its most famous future residents

An understated detail here is how ICE are literally just thugs. They are going around the country and literally just stealing shit as routine part of their operational mission to terrorize, assault, rape, and kidnap. They are literally thugs.

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

A lot of people who were “concerned” about the effect of COVID school closures on children’s education seem weirdly unconcerned about the impact of AI on children’s education…

Elon being such a weird desperate creep that he begged for an intervention to the weird creep convention is pretty fucking unsurprising

if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.

Ol’ soggy biscuits Greg

Palantir fascist-itis. Is that anything?

CBS and Washington Post: “Challenge Accepted”

Hard to believe the party that actively sells itself as the lesser evil is not more effective against evil

Renee Good was still alive when paramedics arrived. And she had 4 bullet holes in her, not 3. ICE murdered her, and they're trying to murder the truth. We cannot let them.

WHOA, WTF

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Fun fact! We could be using the $75 billion allocated for ICE on literally anything else! Like essential services that help people exist! It’s almost as if these issues + our priorities have a lot of overlap! Also people definitely can’t afford things if they get shot in the face!

ICE keeps saying the people protesting it are being paid without any evidence, but we have receipts showing that the people *defending* ICE are absolutely being paid. And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.

The one year anniversary of the inauguration is coming up. So…

Garbage Pail Kids Movie looking ass motherfucker

Why do ICE agents carry guns? Not one single report of them being shot at!! Not one single story about apprehending anyone with a gun!! Take the weapons away from the untrained, unrestrained, incompetent agents. Do it for public safety.

I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness. You could be next.