People were asking if there’s Solitaire behind the dark patterns and… not really? It’s more dark patterns - the Solitaire framing gives them a bunch of unrevealed cards they can determine the value of as needed to either make you win (feels good) or lose (forcing you to spend money to keep going)

This is is getting kids hooked thru gambling mechanics. These are all the same tricks used by online gambling. Coded for kids. Its fucking the grossest thing. It makes me be ashamed to be in the same industry. Burn it with fire.

In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025

i really really do not believe everything should be an electron app, especially not OS elements. leave javascript to us freaks we know the evil we're dealing with

I need thousands of dollars

Fuck Yakuza. I'm a Monkey Baller for LIFE!

Good God! Why are people buying chatbot companions for their kids! Do not fucjen buy a goddamned AI Teddy Ruxpin holy shit

Kristi Noem on TV in the hospital. Jesus Christ.

I love seeing drag queens on TV because 99% of the time they are wearing this exact dress.

Can I get a cake pan that is 1 meter cubed?

He has no idea what Minecraft is

My version of those "I can fly!" dreams is being able to run around and jump like Mario, with the bonus of it not hurting. Those are my favorite dreams.

Hearing Mojang employee SlicedLime say "and they will absolutely gank your ass" was something I needed today.

It was an Asian water monitor. Not the biggest I've seen.

There is someone outside the pharmacy with a cup of egg and a monitor lizard eating out of it.

starting a map thread

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now

I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic

The 6 7 meme was started by Todd Howard to get kids to buy Fallout 76.

Whenever I hear the phrase "full frontal" my first thought is lobotomy. Not nudity.

Just got harrassed and either I or my mom was called a whore. I should start carrying bear spray, huh. Been meaning to anyways. Too many bear encounters.

How do I ask management to play this instead of All I Want For Christmas is You

MEGHAN TRAINOR AND EARTH WIND & FIRE?!

oomf is a lol cow the way theyre milking her ass in league

My theory is that Bigfoot is irradiated and that's why all pictures of it are blurry.

"abandoned teddy bears" category on wikimedia commons

redraws of katamari line stickers 🍓⛅💚

"CEO teases that theatrical length for films will likely be shorter because 'long, exclusive windows aren't consumer friendly'" Fuck

the thing about fortnite is that you shouldnt be able to get famous characters from media via a battlepass. you should be able to download them from fortnite-fanclub and download the lovingly made mod to drag and drop into the game files so that you can show your friends you are hl1 gordon freeman

Twitter punishes you for replying to accounts that don't follow you, for getting muted or blocked, for not paying for premium, even for swearing. Every incentive pushes you toward being an anti-social, status-obsessed striver who treats basic interaction like a liability It's genuinely miserable

Considering Warner Bros.' history of being like a cursed relic, I'm gonna wait 3-5 years to see the result of this deal. If they end up being the same as AT&T, AOL and Discovery by that time, we may witness the total downfall of Netflix and streaming as we know it. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Drawing harmony every day until Splatoon 4 releases day 812 Daily Harmony is tough but exams are tougher

gay shopping

I think the Predator would like Minecraft bed wars the most. Also any hide & seek games like prop hunt.

I think The Predator would like Minecraft.

The dreams where I am Hatsune amiku tend to be a lot nicer than the dreams where I am Brian Griffin.

"Yeah. He was hung like Topsy."

You can do this in Minecraft.

Pitch for a new MJ game. Combo system based on how many Michael Jackson noises you can do in a row. Freestyle kinda like Parappa the Rapper.

THE

Just got an ad telling me to get into "AI dropshipping" I love how this is the state of everything right now. Mm. Just the best.

Holy shit they made it worse