I was under the assumption I was a #Lego Maniac. Turns out I am actually neurodivergent. #Psychology

"The High Seas Treaty was enabled by science. Now, science must be used to successfully implement the agreement and the protected areas it creates," write Kirsten Grorud-Colvert and Jenna Sullivan-Stack in a new #ScienceEditorial. https://scim.ag/3YERGtu

If you're taking to the streets to protest, know your rights.

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

It’s the United States that needs regime change.

Man Who Got Shit Together 5 Years Ago Still Viewed As Lovable Fuckup By Friends, Family https://theonion.com/man-who-got-shit-together-5-years-ago-still-viewed-as-l-1819574386/

Dear @jamesgunn.bsky.social, Please hear me out... Booster Gold should be: www.imdb.com/name/nm20026...

Thank you 2025! #NewYear #2026

Pull tabs, legal in Minnesota and a few other states, have been a cherished Midwestern tradition for nearly 50 years. But as with many traditions, technology is encroaching.

Today, people consider "Yule" synonymous with "Christmas." But centuries ago, Yule meant something different — a pagan mid-winter festival, dating back to pre-Christian Germanic people.

Love, hope, and peace. Merry Christmas! And happy New Year. #Christmas #NewYear2026 #Peace

I want to remind everyone: America is going to war with narco terrorists for cocaine and fentanyl. Yet Donny Trump Jr did coke like on the news during Elon's space X launch last year. #NotFakeNews #NoWar

This is my pick for #GOTY

I look like I should be in a #HallmarkChristmasMovie. Let's save Christmas with the power of love! -5°F in #Wisconsin. #Hallmark @hallmark.bsky.social #Cold

100% today! I am "Reagan'ing" #30Rock 🔥🔥🔥

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Happy Holidays 🎄🎁🎶 #Commercialist’s #Christmas #Jazz #AnthonyDeutsch youtu.be/p3m3mcGnq3A?...

Way to go! 🔥👍💯❤️👏 This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse. You go girl! #cdnpoli

Open enrollment for Affordable Care Act health care marketplaces began Nov. 1, and some insurance premiums have skyrocketed due to congressionally approved enhanced premium tax credits expiring. https://to.pbs.org/47K6lHG

Food banks have already been contending with higher food prices and increased need. Administrators say demand will skyrocket if federal nutrition benefits stop in a few days because of the government shutdown.

Democratic Mainstays Racially diverse, older, steadfast Democrats: Economically liberal, pro-military and moderate on immigration and social issues. www.pewresearch.org/politics/qui...

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If every zombie bit one new person a day, starting with one zombie, the whole world would be zombified in 34 days.

Happy #Diwali all!! #Diwali2025

The first Blockbuster store opened 40 years ago today.

We'll have a recap of today's streetcar debate tomorrow. In the meantime, argue about this press release.

A pumpkin is a berry.

Another round of terminations, combined with previous layoffs and departures, has reduced the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention workforce by about 3,000 people since January. www.wired.com/story/cdc-te...

When asked if Abraham Lincoln had any hobbies, his wife responded only ‘cats’.

What a loser.

A new study shows that receiving an updated COVID vaccine reduced people’s risk of severe disease and death in all age groups, regardless of immunity from prior infection or vaccination

Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President

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Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids https://theonion.com/drug-use-down-among-uncool-kids-1819564478/

I'm signing legislation that eliminates a 25% tax hike on California's legal cannabis industry. We'll keep working to help our state's safe, legal industry grow against the unregulated illegal market. www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco...

Release the Epstein Files! #NotFakeNews #EpsteinDidntKillHimself

This is what unity looks like.

Copper Harbor MI is beautiful! #Autumn #Fall #ColorChange #Trees #Nature #Adventure

What makes rents go down and neighborhood diversity go up? Corporate landlords. But they also make it harder to own for yourself.

Happy Star Trek Day!!! The first Star Trek episode aired on September 8, 1966. Thank you to all the people that made this show so legendary! #LLAP #StarTrek