HEY UNCLE

in and out of kwik trip in 4 minutes 35 seconds, coffee in hand, full tank of gas and i think i genuinely reached my flow state

GOOD MORNING FARGO!!!!!

Kwik Trip pajamas. Just a thought.

what is there to do in north dakota   asking for a friend

Deleted scene from Over the Hedge.

"How many bottles of egg nog do you drink a day?" Me:

this may be a joke but it also isn't a lie

imagine spending $30 on a bear cup when that's an entire weekend's worth of busch light

plotting

Happy Hallowmeme 🎃

Buying myself a long john donut as a little treat 'cause today would've been my birthday if I was born today.

This is your reminder you have free will to hand out whole roasted chickens for Halloween. Literally nobody's stopping you.

bad news: it's monday good news: it's monday after a packers W

a haunted house but it's just a gas station that requires a key to go to the bathroom

Life's short. Complain about the wind today.

roll call who is here

Welp, spose I should head out (me, a midwesterner, fully not intending to leave until at least 2 more beers, a 62-minute conversation, several knee slaps, an ope, 23 side hugs, a cool whip container of leftovers, and extending an invite to non-existent plans)

midwestern logic is not wearing a coat when it's -5º because you're just walking into the building

suspect parks at the pump

When you’re at your hometown Kwik Trip and see someone from high school:

eating jalapeno cheddar bites just to feel something

Me with 2 miles until empty and 5 miles til the next Kwik Trip but I’m not worried because I’m just a chill guy.

me not worrying about knee surgery tomorrow because i'm just a chill guy

pretty much.

is anybody out there

*tap tap* is this thing on