In case anyone was wondering what it looks like outside, I took a photo for you

Friday the 13th is scary but 2 feet of snow in March is scarier

Me: *slams two cases of beer on the counter* Cashier: stocking up for the snow storm? Me (completely unaware of said snow storm): yes.

me

it heals something in me

Two types of people when Daylight Saving Time starts:

idk who needs to hear this but the sun sets after 6PM today

We went to a conference in Las Vegas. Truly eye-opening.

update: completed the challenge and am stronger than ever

today i am grateful for yuengling (in stores now)

starting a no beer challenge february 29-31 please respect my journey

ohio is the comic sans of the midwest

I have gas.

in las vegas. no cheese curds. not even bad ones.

*screams internally*

my love language is physical touch...ing a gas station cheeseburger with both hands

Imagine moving to Indiana. Couldn't be me.

do you think harry styles will stop at a kwik trip

cheesy breadsticks on the hot spot

the weather forecast this week

everyone go outside and get your vitamin C today

roses are red violets are blue bacon's on sale with a limit of two

i said what i said

the world's best speed skaters are from wisconsin and somehow that makes sense

weather app: high of 40º today me: SUN?? weather app: no

i just hope both teams have fun

mentally still at cinco de mayo

groundhogs day national battery day when will it be "eat a hot dog and cry in the parking lot" day

groundhog saw his shadow. we saw someone buy a case of busch at 8AM. only one of these is truly alarming

my boyfriend said he wants to break up. we're sitting in the parking lot of kwik trip. he worded it weird though. he said, "i know you didn't ask for a snack so i didn't get you one."

despite the horrors there is always beer cave.

saturday about to be downright tropical

normalize not taking it personally when the motion‑sensor faucet refuses to acknowledge your existence

guilty

if a tree explodes in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

we don't have scorpions, we don't have hurricanes, we don't have earthquakes.. we don't have scorpions, we don't have hurricanes, we don't have earthquakes..

ope

someone in the midwest is walking around in cargo shorts rn

tired of AI on your feed? here's some real food photography

why text your ex when you can get a $7 lunch combo from kwik trip

them: "hey want to go to BP?" me:

4 facts about cheesy breadsticks that you probably didn't know: 1. Contrary to popular belief, cheesy breadsticks can't go bowling 2. Despite their appearance, they do not care about your feelings. 3. Cheesy breadsticks are not DOT certified 4. They have never seen the award-winning film Titanic

I will not return in Avengers: Doomsday

ok whose middle schooler made this deal

did the beaver write this

it can't be that bad, they have kwik trip

mondayest friday ever

Unsolicited advice from a gas station going into 2026. Hope this helps. ❤️

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Patiently waiting.