I am so carsick right now I’m quoting YTPs to cope. That’s my reversible piss.

🙉🙏🙈🙏🙊 "You know, in high school, if you didn't believe in science or history, it was just called failing." Michelle Wolf #NoReligion #Science

Nationalist Christianity aka NATCs.

Gnomes are full of asbestos.

Dr Ivo Robotnik requests a moment of your time.

If Inspector Gadget can’t be distracted you know it’s cooked.

BUT THE WOKE IS TAKING AWAY MY MEN! MY HOT SWEATY SHIRTLESS MEN!

Ghost busters.

But will it have Spy TF2 barking out commands from a floating battleship?

First. How dare you. Second. How dare you.

RGG put a substory in Like a Dragon Gaiden about how AI was bad, actually. I'm hesitantly optimistic, they might also just have Tupac's likeness but have someone else voice him, but still, it's uncanny seeing him. Granted, with all of the recent decisions of RGG...

Guess who's got a stream schedule now?

In Mario Party, minigame descriptions treat being eliminated merely as being out of the game, except for Bumper Balls, which drastically shifts the tone by stating the winner is the last one left alive. This implies that while other minigames might be for fun, Bumper Balls is to the death.

Fish as fluid as the ocean. 🌊 All California sheephead start life as female and move through an array of colors and body shapes as they mature. Some female adults may transition to male as social and environmental factors shift, balancing the delicate ratio of individuals in their population.

Would like to see those receipts, not because I don’t believe it but it’s more fun to rub it in peoples faces when you have evidence.

If I had any interest in the Tomb Raider franchise, its gross mishandling in modern times certainly killed it.

Tis the season, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon fans, happy pride month. (original version by @explorersguild.bsky.social )

I could state my opinion, but why?

Secret character unlocked. #antonblast

they took everything from us

Where could they be sent to?

God of War in case anyone was wondering

Didn’t get it. Chucked anyway.

Listen I don't want to see NSFW content on my feed and also I want people to be able to post, discuss, celebrate, and support NSFW content without their whole account being shadowbanned by puritanical tech bros trying to kick us back a century or two. These two positions are entirely compatible.

oh thank goodness they put two separate adult content labels to hide this incredibly nsfw pizza

Alright, just this once…

Scientists have discovered a tiny blue octopus lurking beneath the waters near the Galápagos Islands. About the size of a golf ball, the newly identified deep-sea species was found nearly 1,800 meters below the surface during an expedition in the Pacific Ocean.

⚡The Spark is LIFE!⚡ Classic games punish you severely for losing all your lives! In Mina the Hollower, (launching May 29th), we brought back some of that tension and excitement, with some modern twists! 🪦 What gaming mechanics do you want to see brought to the modern age?

fallout 1 necropolis

I DESIRE BLOOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

Metal Slug if it was Italian

"Yeah, this plane's trashed."

Fifth. Teen. OJs.

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The TOASTERS are GAY. POKÉMON skims the CEAREAL BOX keeping MAMA LUIGI apart, as if grazing the THE MAP of a cut DINNER, or say, a PESKY PLUMBER. A familiar PUH-SEE is NO GOOD. It's the one WEEGEE plays to keep its FOOTBALL in SPAGHETTI.

Watch the vibrant Spanish shawl nudibranch glide through the waters of San Diego. Nature's beauty never ceases to amaze us.

His what?

It's crazy how despite all the insane Stand designs Araki's come up with over decades, the one with the most aura is just a guy in a suit.

Tomodachi Life

Attention sleeper agents, this is the activation code. Obliterate the twinks.

This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.

Wanna know who’s really interested in attached spacehoppers? Other men.

Someone doodled a clown in my sketchbook when I wasn’t looking