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what the fuck is going on with my life

HOT SUNDAY

me, drunk outta my mind after having the best gay bar experience of my life: *crawls on all fours into maccas at 2am* sunday::: Hot The workers: what me: HOT SUNDAY then: ma’am r u asking for a hot fudge sunday me: yah….

i gotta watch jjk for that fine ass lawyer…. that man keeps popping up on my insta fyp and i’m like “Hmmm… Perhaps we could get Acquainted…. Maybe we shall arrange for a Meeting soon…”

i have plans tonight but i’m in my luteal phase and you know what that means!!!! i’m going to cry through most of the getting ready process !!!! yeah!!!

sweet mother of christ

cals been sick for days now and hasn’t eaten much but rice. today i received this.

i cant believe its only feb and ive already quit another job................................................... ur life do be ur own

boy i hope when i get home today, my sick husband isn’t yanno dead ahhahajssjsj i walk in and he’s just laying face flat on the floor lol

gotta get onto operation: “get phy to watch mob psycho” soon.

Hey, our "Looney Tunes Cartoons" shorts from a few years ago will be available on TUBI sometime next month! For those who wanted to watch the series and couldn't stand the high paywall of HBOMax, your day has finally come! I hope people finally rediscover the show so many of us worked so hard on!

feeling pretty gutted about not getting to go the kesha concert, i could have gone by myself but im not a fan of going into big crowds without a buddy(autism i think) and no one else wanted to go with cuz poor cal got sick… im very sad and also $260 bucks… just gone…

IT'S MARVY'S (@sillymartianhours.bsky.social) BIRTHDAY EVERYBODY CLAP!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

i have found another job but i’m putting in my two weeks next week and i am so fucking looking forward to it: i’ve truly hit my limit.

i can’t find my other cat where the fuck is she

my last two weeks of being “acting” store manager have been so stressful, i’ve woken up with a headache every single day

i was born next week… i was birthed on the date of the 23rd of february… it’s coming … 29

i fear i may be too silly for this type of job…..

my god i’ve only ever been in retail so this is terrifying as hell bruh

i forgot that i got told by a straight man yesterday that he thought i was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen and then i told him i was married and he rolled his eyes and then said “shame youre fat though” okay dude you mean nothing to me

got a job interview on friday 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 for a medical visa clinic which means i’ll be helping folks get their visas sorted I LOVE IMMIGRANTS!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO SUPPORT IMMIGRATION!!!

I MIGHTVE TORN THE UNDERBELLY OF MY BICEP DOG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A STRAIN NO WONDER IT HASNT GOTTEN BETTER IN WEEKS

i cant do this naymore, dawg, i gotta drop my entire life and move to new zealand

who want to hire me my skills include: -i do makeup good -i can make a mean butter chicken -i cant consume media sanely i promise im sooo smart and sooo hard working, if ur hiring can i have it, the job that is

kings, lets pray i get a job after i put in my 4 weeks notice

this is free therapy (giving my little kitty kisses on her little head)

imma quit, big bro

call me a hag i love being one

one more person calls reigen middle aged im going to fucking Lose my mind!!! I AM THE SAME AGE AS HIM!!! I AM NOT MIDDLE AGED

you guys. My marbles. They’re gone. i don’t know where they are . Help Me

it’s my birthday month, everyone please be nice to me :)

mob psycho artists are so goated fr

just watched the first ep of the mob p100 netflix show and i just have one thing to say… #notmymob

meri chotise rania…

MY CRACKED TOOTH FILLING FELLL OUT IM GOING TO HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE DENTISTTTTTTT FUUCCCKKKKKKK

ouran might be back

Anytime I feel down, I think of this old DeviantArt comment and it cheers me right up

genuinely shocked by the amount of peanut butter my husband consumes. fearful thar he himself will turn into a peanut.

i wish yugioh wasnt so convoluted and didn't consistently send me to the brink of insanity. i really like the characters

when a show finishes, everything that happens post ending is mine. it’s for me to oc-ify. my world now.

i can’t decide if the issue is the fact that i want to quit customer service or if it’s because i don’t want to work full time anymore

call out post for my cat, chaandani: screams all the time (psychic torture method) eats worm on string toys (animal cruelty) bites and beats my slippers (this is abuse btw) manipulates us by locking herself in the second bathroom in order to get our attention when we’re “busy”(emotional abuse)

i’m actually so stressed because of that show

cal and i started hana kimi and just one quick question, what the fuck is going on and what is wrong with her

LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME OLD MAN!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM!!!

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAL!!!!!! MY OLD MAN!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

im about to go mob psycho in here at like 100%

sick of having a job…. but i have no choice