"Wee-cons" it is. Wisconsin, that is.

You are gonna hate the way reheat my leftovers. It's leftovers all the way down.

No Range, No change. Shoot a 3.

Listening to the California Report from KQED. It's wild to hear this Tim Schmelzer asshole argue in favor of corporate wine slop instead of transparency to consumers. This absolute clown argues that the "American" appellation for wine should allow foreign blending wineinstitute.org/about-us/sta...

Today In 1971: Philadelphia #Phillies pitcher Rick Wise hits 2 HR & hurls a no-hitter vs. the Cincinnati #Reds at Riverfront Stadium! #MLB #Baseball #NoHitter #RingTheBell #History

Back when my L'Hermitte's sign was peaking for the first time, I had this EXACT conversation with my doctor: youtu.be/i-QadwBCqQw?...

🎵You pull up at the function and you know I Kojak To all the party people that are on my bozak I've got more action than my man John Woo And I've got mad hits like I was Rod Carew Kodak. 🎵 This is pulling a kojak. (which is to say nithing of the man's lollipop habit)

Epstein and Iran. Two things that are unforgivable. There are plenty more, but these two demand justice.

OMG, could you imagine? Protocol is shoot at moving vehicle suspected of containing a shoplifter? Are police not trained in DEescalation, or has the overwhelming presence and abhorrent behavior of ICE set a tone of shoot first, ask questions never? 💔😠 www.nbclosangeles.com/news/nationa...

"I like my sportball team enough to repeatedly pay a premium administrative fee to my state's vehicle registrar." "Oh, a REAL fan, I see."

@professorkiosk.wtf We need tribunals.

Foolproof way to locate a missing tool is to buy its replacement. While I've lost every tool I've ever owned, it's a transitory state. So it goes.

Miss Jones taught me english but I think if just shot her son.

Texas Tech fans on reddit r/cfb are adopting a paper bag for flair. These are the kind of Tech fans I like.

Dont let ymthe Texas Tech clownshow distract you from the fact that Penn State just....jesus christ.

Tracy Morgan truly is brain damaged, isnt he?

Houston drivers are soooooo bad. Visiting after living here for years, every time I visit, it is eye-opening. The aggressive nonsense gives off a sense of malignancy that is hard to describe. It's like a bunch of hungry rodents jealous of their kernel of food. But in car form.

I would love to be able to watch basketball without seeng Tomotay Shallowmay.

This just gives me the 914.4 meter stare. Sometimes I still feel like I have a problem set to finish.

Ford's ads promising employee pricing just make me imagine how bad they are for their employees that they dont actually even have an employee discount. Fuckin' ridiculous.

Cambpell's booted from the S&P... "Well, yeah, our products are shit." -their CEO, probably

BREAKING: Ken Paxton’s own lawyer just endorsed James Talarico: “I defended Ken Paxton for years in the impeachment trial and in state criminal cases. But in my view, I think Ken has lost sight of his core mission, which is to represent the people of Texas.  That’s why I'm supporting you.”

Talarico's gonna win.

The worst part of being in the Find Out phase is that we haven't yet ceased the Fuck Around stage.

Problem? Solved.

Thanks, I hate it. www.reddit.com/r/interestin...

Wild that #1 has a wildly plausible but wrong answer in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

At a coffee shop hearing this man get an earful from his wife. He is a statue. I am uncomfortable.

They tell me it's incurable. If they believe that, they're right. Because there is no cure. It's not a perseverance thing. Just facts.

Fucking HATE these posts and the people that make them. This guy sucks. www.reddit.com/r/MultipleSc...

Really wish some person or org could make 17-year-old 5-star football recruits understand the potential political power they hold by simply refusing to go play In states that disenfranchise black voters.

Wait, why does he look UP? WHAT!?!?!? www.reddit.com/r/headsdownb...

Thoughts and prayers for the nurses and doctors forced to that Rudi Giuliani. That must feel just awful helping thay man live more.

Am I the only person that thinks that if you bet on predictive markets, you DESERVE to be raked by insider trading? Wtf are you betting on unregulated markets for?

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Imaginr driving like this manian and then aharing the video with the world. ... This reddit OP is a fool. www.reddit.com/r/dashcams/c...

I got mustard on my jorts, and now I look like an absolute moron in this business meeting.

FIFA Peace Prize

Have drained clogs seized your home's means of production? Proletariat Plumbing!

There is not enough clown makeup to go around. What the fuck is this, with a k-9 cop basically interacting with the dude as he emerges with a long gun?!?!?! An officer firing rounds in every direction? Clowns. All of 'em. www.reddit.com/r/news/comme...

This is even cooler than position players pitching! Olivia Pichardo makes history as the first woman to pitch in a NCAA D1 game, closing out a victory for Brown University www.reddit.com/r/baseball/c...

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

Get down from there, ya rat bastard!

Are the women back there somewhere? Yes, I think I see them.

I think every person should live one week with L'hermitte's sign. This would make us all more empathetic, if you spent a week with lighting in a bottle shoved up your ass. Just my operating theory, but I do think living with a hint of disability is perspective a lot of Americans need.

I cannot believe there are #MS patients just straight raw-dogging it. To me, this is is just as wild as driving drunk or just categorically not wearing seat belts or helmets under any circumstance. Playing daily Russian Roulette. Please get some treatment, people. www.reddit.com/r/MultipleSc...