Dang. Homeboy just missed getting a T-shirt and his name on the wall.

I too am involved. I'm Antifa's Official Dog Walker. When the time comes to loose the dogs of war, it shall be me that drops the leash.

A charlatan making a claim that a machine literally built on theft and incapable of thought will think up new ways to prevent fraud. This is Inception-level grifting.

John Ick.

*sigh* Once again the Rapture fails to deliver. I guess my dream of a magical friendship with a Scorpion-horse-locust-whose-venomous-sting-doesn't-kill-but-leaves-one-in-ceaseless-agony-until-the-Second-Coming will just have to be delayed a little longer.

Gotta say, I'm pretty stoked to start hanging out with some Scorpion-Horse-Locusts after the rapture on Wednesday.

Let'a hope all Charlie's contemporaries and supporters follow his excellent example.

Inside you are two wolves.

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1. Watching my dog meet another dog. 2. The smell of a new book. 3. A barbershop shave and a hot towel. 4. Buttered toast. 5. Socks fresh from the dryer.

"I smell chicken around here somewhere, but I can't quite figure out where..."

An accidental Locked Tomb post.

TACO!!

Apropos of nothing particular, but if video games have taught me anything, it's that you're allowed to shoot Nazis.

Age verification: I played Karate Champ on a standup cabinet in a supermarket.

The oldest known human structure is Tell Qaramel in Syria, built around 10,000 B.C. It predates agriculture, which was long thought to be a prerequisite for civilization. If someone gave you $1,000,000 a day, every day, since Tell Qaramel was built, you would get $6.6 trillion 6,000 years from now.

Slightly diminish a book: John Cries at the End

Current vibe

Joe Biden with an opportunity to make the greatest pee tape of all time?

"If we have ChatGPT rat to the cops when it advises a user to kill themself, the cops will show up and kill the user before they get the chance, thus rendering us blameless!" -- Sam Altman, 2025

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

Strangely, I find I have no objection to ICE hiring a fat old slob who looks like he'd get winded reaching for his gun.

"The news that local Wendy's manager, Rick Smith, had allowed employees to shit in the chili pot stood out as a bold departure from food safety norms."

One of the tough things about being an atheist is the knowledge that this fucker gets the same oblivion as everyone else instead of eternal torment or a turn of the wheel as a dung beetle.

Slightly diminish a band: Five Inch Nails

Every day I think about how much better the world would be if we had taken one tenth of the money squandered on LLMs and spent it on building a machine to show us what dogs dream about.

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

"Man selling lemonade claims lemonade cures syphillis."

House of 1000 Corsets #MildHorror

Pic for the Forbes CEO profile of my dog just dropped...

If you've ever wirked in a call center, you know how ingenious this is.

No cheating. Post the most recent pic of your pet(s).

Fuck all cops. All of them.

Major League, still great.

Fuck all cops. All of them.

When me and my crew roll up on you

Every @ to Jack Dorsey is a Bitch at.

I occasionally employ my English degree by writing documentation for the software I create.

If you posit that either Case or Molly would have the slightest interest in an alternative to cigarettes, I feel like you haven't really grasped either of those characters.

America: the only country shitty enough to leave your dog with a thousand-yard-stare every time it has a birthday.

It really is simple - we can either have billionaires or we can solve all of humanity's problems. Billionaires - or everyone gets healthcare Billionaires - or starvation Billionaires - or everyone gets housing Billionaires - or a functioning society This isn't hard - this is not rocket science.

Looks like someone tried to suck a chicken nugget through a metal straw and had a stroke halfway through.

oh no

Got up at 6am on a Saturday to take my boy for a walk before it got to hot. It was 85 with an 83% humidity by 6:15. Someone was less-than-stoked about the journey.

RFK Jr: "Eating a potato fried in vegetable oil is the same as swallowing a loaded gun." Also RFK Jr: "Drink Thunderbird wine until your tongue turns black."

Fuck all cops. All of them.

Fuck all cops. All of them.

I really want to see a journalist interview Sam Altman and simply ask, "Why doesn't your product actually work?" And when the reply is inevitable business buzzword bullshit, follow-up with the question, "But why doesn't it work, though?" And then keep doing that until he collapses in a heap.

Fuck all cops. All of them.