Keeping a tally of the people you want to fuck before you die is called making a cumbucket list.

#humpday: ‘taint a bad idea to put aside your worries and look at butts.

The Gen X willingness to do anything for love (but not do that)

This reminds me of my favorite Primitive Radio Gods song, “Standing in front of a Gay Bar Toilet With a Broken Cock Ring In My Hand”

Heavy is the bear that wears the CPAP

I woke up thinking of summer on this 20 degree #tummytuesday

Yeah I’m into BDSM, FF & DP — Big Deli Sandwich Meals with French Fries & a Dr Pepper!! 😂😂 the United States government is the world’s largest terrorist organization

You’re playing checkers and I’m playing with your balls

Gratuititties.