The unholy urge to get an alligator tatted on my leg gets stronger every day...

infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea

Scattered, smothered & covered 🤤

Scrubbing in for two procedures today, thankfully nothing on our schedule today as traumatic as yesterday's mess (so far.....*knocks on something wooden*)

I miss having friends that would rather sit and paint while watching the Lord of the Rings. @azzyblue.bsky.social and I just finished painting his first army for the Middle Earth Strategy Battle Game!

MASQUERADE: The Greed of Sekhmet & The Tragedy of Anubis & The Glow of Death

you stumble across some kind of arcane woodland critter ritual

Annoyance levels are high at work today. Keep getting bossed around, despite always having something to do, I'm constantly having tasks added to my list while there are other assistants hanging out, not doing much. Kicking ass sucks sometimes, once people realize you're good, they put it all on you.

Still happy with this old comm I did for @pilpil.bsky.social Need more big ladies with scrawny dudes

Zarinasa for xii_ptolemy (X)

Mannn, RIP Sam Neill.....such sad news.

As a Lindsay, who has almost always had her name spelled incorrectly, waking up to the news that the foulest of Lindsey's has perished is definitely pretty rad.

Commission for @mstrlzard.bsky.social

be punk this weekend fam

Una de mis caricaturas favoritas de la infancia.

They broke the Boguett. 😭

Alligators 💖🐊

I've never been in love, But this sure tastes like it~ 🎵 Lil Justina Bieber out here 🔥 youtu.be/4W-x1DbandA?...

I've seen multiple influencers make comparisons to the GOP waiting on Mitch McConnell to die like the Skeksis waiting on the Dying Emperor in Dark Crystal and I just need everyone to know how fucking funny that is 😂

These guys wanted to let you know that we’ll have yet another restock this Sunday at noon EST and then we’ll take some time off with our little backpacks. Wanna keep in touch ? kness.myflodesk.com

dragon bf please find me dragon bf

Me, looking into my idiot monster girlfriend’s mouth because she forgot to take off her victim’s jewelry and now it’s stuck in her teeth:

She who stole a dragon’s wings

Beach Party in 2 weeks!!! I literally cannot wait! ☀️💖🌴

The furkids go to the doc today, just annual check-ups & shots. The Vet thought she might've heard some weird cardiac things when listening to Wyatt's heart, but she had another doc listen and he sounded normal. Way to drive up my anxiety, little man..... 🙄

The King in His Domain 🐠

I so fukken badly need a GTA 6-styled pinup of Indi. The idea of her in a bikini drinking a modelo and cooking hotdogs or some shit makes my Florida heart so happy 💖☀️🌴

The girl at my work who was trash-talking Ren Faire mentioned today that she also dislikes Disney Adults. I've basically resigned to the fact that this bish doesn't like anything fun lmao.

Can't believe I watched @leonardhare.bsky.social literally pry himself out of a butthole in Dave the Diver. Damn, that's crazy.

Today's the day! Moving Aku to the big 20gal tank so he can be with his shrimp and snails 💖

Announcing! #FurEh2026 Lord of the Rings Art Card Preorder Custom, hand drawn and pressed art card - 90 CAD Limited run, this month only Includes front and back, pouch and clip if desired Pick up at FurEh included, shipping extra (no USA -sorry!) Comment if you’re interested and I’ll follow up :D

We've got Incubus playing in the OR today and man, just two more weeks and I'll be on my way to the BEACH! 💖🌴

It's easy to have loud, rude opinions when you know people will pat you on the ass for them. You ain't shit if you can't go to bat for something on the unpopular or weird side of the fence.

Indi is a canon character in The Mighty Boosh universe and you couldn't convince me otherwise..

My last two braincells..

Leonard for @leonardhare.bsky.social

We got a mini inversion table because we're getting old and our back & hips hurt. Can't wait to just straddle that thing and make my hips crack so good 🫠

I lost my con badge last night. It's attached to a badge that I LOVE and I'm devastated (con ops doesn't have it) If you see it PLEASE message me (Pic from two years ago)

Had an incredible day with my love @leonardhare.bsky.social at WaterWorld today!! We somehow managed to avoid burning ourselves to a crisp and went on so many cool slides! Love this place! 💦

FREEDOM!

Happy 4th 🐰🎇

Happy America 250 I'm spending it oggling my catwife 👀💦🔥

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Fish feed! Fish feed! Fish feed! We drowned the fսcking Greens! ♪ I tell you a tale of a cunning trick How did it come to pass? Aemond comes, they said, run quick! With his one good eye, he looks a prick And we've got Daemon, so go stick... ...your dragon up your a**! 🎵 #houseofthedragon

Today I found out GRRM's names for some of the Great Members of House Tully: Elmo, Kermit, & Oscar. No I'm not joking, dude literally included a Sesame Street shout-out in House of the Dragon lmao.