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show so good we just watched it again

this show fucking rocks omg

THIS IS WORK OF ART ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

okay NOW i'm watching the halftime show. it's epic

i'm not watching the super bowl but my skyline's giving me FOMO over the bad commercials lol

shoutout to the NYC bar playing heated rivalry nonstop with a break for bad bunny then back to heated rivalry

Oscar

Never Forget

as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce

"Prediction markets are the news, faster"

go birds or something idk when's halftime

been downloading the thai GL "be my angel" bc i heard about it when it was first promoted and i still really wanna watch it.... sometime soon hopefully

your weird kid otaku swag is mesmerizing show us your yaoi collection queen

Everyone making noise about Olympic Skater Ilia Malinin (a white dude) pulling off the first legal backflip in competition as if he is a revolutionary skater needs to remember Surya Bonaly (black girl) completed a backflip in the 1998 Nagano Winter Olympics and was penalized for it I call Bullshit

I can't believe Netflix has now had seemingly unfettered access to the Sesame Street brand for cross-promotional purposes for months and yet has only released FOUR new half-hour episodes some of which recycle content from previous seasons

Mfw a Hello! Project video is actually in 4K www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxro...

these hinatas are on such another league bro oh my god bruh

if the first time you feel the need to critique an aspect of atproto is because of an upcoming feature on blacksky, i will remind you that you're not an ally: you're a hater

IMO it was the ice dance team that won team USA the gold, it was *really* close between ilia and shun sato while the dancers did their personal best for this one. but i'm splitting hairs :P

The United States has won the first gold medal in figure skating at the Milan Cortina Winter Olympics in dramatic fashion. nbcnews.to/4rH8jRJ

i'm so sorry but i think i prefer the original over the yves remix of do it. as lovely as yves is on the remix i like the grittiness of the original more

it was hard to pick a team to root for in this fs team event so i didn't (my faves are team USA and team japan lmao) but imo that team gold should've gone to japan, they skated way cleaner even if team USA had more technical skill. idk still happy to see ilia get his first gold though!

How tf does that guy do all that

ok they’re all twinks plus one italian otter

youtu.be/Tx_B-L4g7M8 ("1:45 Aw hell nah why is Bad Apple here 😭💀")

like this is my friend

the other night i heard a mashup of we are number one with we are charlie kirk and laughed so hard i almost cried

that twink can SKATE

everyone is in love with the 21 year-old figure skating twink

hey my fellow figure skating watchers, check out this feed dedicated to olympic figure skating! bsky.app/profile/did:...

MY QUEENNNNN

Winter Olympics rules, especially figure skating, the best Olympic event.

Canadian figure skater Maddie Schizas had to email her professor asking for an extension because she's competing at the Olympics😅 She even attached the press release as proof. #MilanoCortina2026

404 not found in the system 404 new era era

lofi slowed + reverbed tunes to write nix to

i await their follow-up "429 (Too Much New Era)" i can't think of a joke for this one just look up the status code man

Happy Bad Bunny national TV concert day for everyone who celebrates

thank you to kiiikiii for inserting themselves as the soundtrack to every permissions-based 404 error i get when dealing with web servers

lmao i instantly recognized madeline schizas' classical music for her free skate because my second fave skater karen chen skated to a different portion of it in 2022 and i was so obsessed with her program that i looped the full concerto (it's like 25 mins) all the time :P

free & reduced lunch became a mandatory feature in public school after the government noticed & needed the popularity of the program, but the black panthers CREATED and rolled out the program first i'm watching history repeat itself with blacksky

ohhh tinashe i have loved you for probably over 10 years and i will never stop www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVLG...

Rosé, Blackpink update www.instagram.com/p/DUgE7w3EzgE/ #Rosé #Blackpink #kpop

an atproto ally - love to see it