“Do you kids have everything you want to take to grandma’s?” “Yeah, i packed swords.”

They do this all day long.

get those hams! jesus is coming!

I did a styled shoot the other day, which was an entirely new thing for me. And I took the instax to shoot a little film.

Alright I’m buzzed on margaritas, let’s go see the Mario movie.

Sometimes I wonder if working from home for so long has turned me into a goblin who cannot be trusted to interact with other people without making it weird. Then I remember that I have always been a goblin who cannot be trusted to interact with other people without making it weird.

Passed a little anti-Trump protest on the way home from Pittsburgh, gave them some honks and a thumbs up. You love to see it.

Neat.

Like many of you, I was personally victimized by the ET Atari game.

written by a gay socialist even

We’re playing Hoedown for our next orchestra concert, which you may know as the “beef, it’s what’s for dinner” song.

Does this SAVE act have any real chance or actually passing? I don’t want to have to spend the money on getting a passport right now, but I do want to like, vote.

All day I’ve been trying to figure out why I feel so shitty, and it’s the steroids, dumb dumb. You’re taking steroids. Apparently I *don’t* know ball, still.

The emergence of Nadine and her rampage mentoring program:

If you think No Kings is too vague or insufficiently radical, I sincerely encourage you to go to your local No Kings rally tomorrow and hand out flyers/zines to recruit folks to your org/cause. It's a perfect recruitment event! Thousands of people eager to DO STUFF! Get out there!

I’m at a phase now where I don’t feel all that sick UNLESS I try to get up and actually do anything, and I get about five minutes before I’m sweaty and exhausted and weak. So I keep gaslighting myself and trying to do something, and then rediscovering that this is still happening.

Had a little fashion shoot with @wowthanks.bsky.social this weekend 😎 You TOO could look this cool with a shirt designed by Sea of Doom that supports @skypeascientist.bsky.social 💅 Get a shirt at SquidFacts.net

I’m coming to Pittsburgh next month ✨ I’m giving a talk at the University Pittsburgh’s Frick Fine Arts Auditorium on April 9th at 7pm as part of the Alice and Staughton Lynd Working Class History Seminar; it’s free and open to the public, so tell your yinzer friends!

I’m sick on my birthday, which should be illegal, and I had to postpone my book launch event this weekend. But you can STILL buy my book, right here on the internet!

Doing that “thinks I don’t know ball” meme, but it’s just the pharmacist trying to explain to me how steroid packs works.

Stressing myself out over whether to try to reschedule my Saturday book event given I spent all week slaughtered by the flu, and I can accomplish half of one task per day after which I am cold and sweaty and need a nap.

If you want some numbers on this, I have a neat little zine: microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine...

I'm Gen X so like, pick a Stephen King novel.

My kid asked me do to some illustrations for a zine. It’s not my best work, but I’m asking the important questions here like “does that rat look like he’s doing a seig heil?” (no) and “do their snouts look too much like wieners?” (probably) and that’s why I am better than AI.

A kid on the bus flipped me off, and I gave him a big ol thumbs down. Turns out kids hate that move, too.

more like chuck norrwas

Trumpbux are only redeemable at the company store.

Our cats have befriended each other, and I can tell they’re cool with each other now because Little Cat will take a flying leap off of the couch onto Big Cat to start wrestling, and even though Big Cat is probably three times her size she just kinda rolls with it.

I feel like someone has attacked all of my bones with hammers, and John sounds like Christian Bale’s Batman, and we have to take our kids to two (2) separate events on Saturday.

If you want to make a movie with an actor who has died, at least make it interesting and go full Ed Wood with it. Splice together existing bits of them on film, and hire your wife’s chiropractor who looks nothing like them as a body double. Hide their face with a cape. Get weird with it.

Dan Savage said something like “if I want people to stop calling me a cocksucker, well, I guess I’d have to stop sucking cocks.” If you don’t want civilians to drag you in public for illegally busting their door down… don’t do that.

My youngest got me all caps SICK, and because of the RA every single part of my body hurts intensely. No quadrant gets spared.

Dad: “I don’t know, the weather service didn’t report anything, that’s gotta be something else.” Me: “It might be, but they did fire all the smart people and basically gut the weather service.” Dad: “Oh, right they did. Shit.”

The earth is round just go the other way

I’m back from my mom’s, she gave me a quilt and some ham.

Hey #photography people, especially film people, does anyone know a shop that might be able to repair a Yashica Lynx-14 with a stuck self timer lever? I am striking out with googling and Reddit forums.

Barometric pressure changes been ruining my plans all week.

This explains a lot of our current cat situation.

Me: “it might be a protest frog.” John: 🎶 protest frogs… in the face of military oppressioooon…”

Power’s out from the wind, so we did the world’s dumbest shadow puppet show.

I can only find my old clarinet from when I first started in band, the one we did not get recorked, and the bell keeps falling off when Hank is practicing because there is like one molecule of cork left on that thing.

@behindthebluemotel.com Do you happen to have any idea who might be able to repair a yashica lynx-14 with a stuck self timer lever? I have hit a wall trying to find a shop that works with them.

Whilst both working from home, I hear John say “those are incompatible textures” and I don’t think I understand his job, which I was pretty sure is “computer programmer” before today.

I told little kid that I had a headache and wanted to chill, and he has searched “relaxing music for adults” on YouTube, I love him.

Henry has decided he wants to do the school talent show, so he has been practicing his “doot doots” (playing the clarinet). His brother will by accompanying him on the tiny drum set, and they are totally killing it on Hot Cross Buns.

I was driving behind a car with a Trump 2024 sticker, and another sticker with a smiling Trump that said “how about those gas prices?” and the world lacks subtlety these days. Everything is too on the nose.