FunnyJoke ComedyMan
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very normal proud subaru owner she/her/little guy
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can of soda to cold.... microwave
about 1 year ago
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I locked in and now it's less pathetic it's still pathetic but LESS
add a skeleton here at some point
about 8 hours ago
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I gotta get up at midnight so I can get to work by 2am tomorrow ππ
about 12 hours ago
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I think being in constant pain every second of the day for over half my life is starting to make me go strange....they should invent a My Si Joints and Feet that just work right
1 day ago
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it's 37Β° and I'm seeing people in shorts and short sleeves , bald head ankle socks and im just like "yea I get it man"
1 day ago
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I'm walking about 9 miles a day just at work with very bad constant si joint pain and very bad like, seismodosis so quite literally every step of the 22,000+ I take a day hurts very badly that's soooo cool......
2 days ago
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I got a 10% urea body lotion and it's awesome but smells like fucking ammonia and the smell does fade but I just took a shower after putting it on last night and jesus christ it reactivated
2 days ago
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playing dos2 and getting mad bc they don't hand hold and I'm stupid and bad at video games
2 days ago
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I make about 2k over the minimum for state health coverage, the amount I will now have to pay monthly for any coverage will put me 1k below the minimum yearly income for state health coverage lmaooo
4 days ago
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it's so messed up that because I'm southern living in the Midwest full of Scandinavian freaks im classified as a hugger I touch people like 4x a year max now, this is a hellish place!!
5 days ago
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hahah huge discrepancy between my phone and my fitbit found out my Fitbit doesn't track my steps when I'm pushing a cart all day
6 days ago
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I gotta get outta here
6 days ago
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I just really feel like life is going to get a lot worse
6 days ago
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there's somehow nobody in my life who can help me shop for my health insurance plan , which needs to be done basically by this weekend
6 days ago
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They should invent a shoe for me that doesn't try to ruin my hooves
7 days ago
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Rudbeckia
8 days ago
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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I listen and have listened to a handful of Australian podcasts for awhile now and I'm happy to report the only slang i am picking up is calling shit "good gear" oh and also saying cunt like a Lot
7 days ago
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crying so hard I throw up trying to shop for health insurance plans and not understanding anything, the classic American End-of-year Experience
8 days ago
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I make barely over 32k a year and no longer qualify for cheap state health insurance I hate this fucking country
8 days ago
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I'm not high maintenance, I have autism
9 days ago
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obviously i wish my cat was still alive and healthy but the stress of watching his decline and not knowing what was wrong until it was too late just suddenly being gone? weirdly relieving, it's helped the grief feel very easy
10 days ago
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mr pussy
10 days ago
I have an idea. a gun that shoots you in the head
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every day i am so glad that the one time ive gotten covid it was that random insanely weak baby town frolics strain that made me feel like i had a mild cold (I don't think I've ever had a cold so to me this was terrible) but I feel like I really lucked out
10 days ago
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if I ever start describing myself and one of the first words is "petite" you need to beat my ass, which should be easy since I am petite
11 days ago
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I can't fucking believe I didn't see this until 5 days after
12 days ago
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rocking back and forth hugging my knees saying "I just need to make it 3 weeks just 3 more weeks until temporary summer i can be warm again in 3 weeks" etc it's not even actually really COLD yet but i don't even wanna be chilly
12 days ago
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13 days ago
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13 days ago
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just said to my roommate "hey put your peepers on my creepers" and he did NOT like that
13 days ago
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I cannot imagine living somewhere that wasn't humid i am like a lizard I need wet air Badly
14 days ago
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man a dinner of like 12 club crackers and a handful of sour patch kids is NOT enough food jesus christ
15 days ago
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tom
over 2 years ago
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You canβt have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply canβt afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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everyone gets mad when i use super glue to close a cut on my finger or whatever...hey man I need that shit Closed
15 days ago
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when I was in the icu after my strokes they kept trying to sneak me stool softeners bc I hadn't pooped but after 2 days i was like "I'm not going shit bc you're going to collect it like my urine" and they were like "NO WHAT THE HELL PLEASE EAT??" and in my defense, I was on a lot of valium βοΈπ
19 days ago
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keep remembering i have a bunion and getting really red in the face and saying "oh GREAT A FUCKING ISSUE GREAT"
19 days ago
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I cannot even bear to look up anecdotes about si joint pain anymore because nobody else on the fucking Internet seems to have dealt with it for 15+ years they have the most useless advice and say "after 2 months of hell i finally got better" I never will apparently!! FUCK!!!!!!
21 days ago
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the colder it gets here the more excited i get to spend most of January in a place where it's Summer plus I'm making each of my friends celebrate my birthday once a week while I am there , this is because I can and they will βοΈπ
21 days ago
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when i come to on the ground after riding a skateboard and ask my friends what happened
21 days ago
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i can't believe im just now realizing i don't have a single pair of shoes that's comfortable, which is perfect since I'm about to go on a long far away trip with presumably lots of walking
22 days ago
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my coworker and i are doing this bit where we don't have each other's numbers and don't follow each other on social media but we email video links to each other and only react to the message with emojis and no reply , it's awesome
22 days ago
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today i drove for the first time this year during the snow and something amazing happened: i acted normal, braked like normal and didn't end up in a ditch It's actually that easy! I gotta let the locals know this is not only possible but extremely fucking simple to achieve
26 days ago
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almost 3pm, time to get ready for bed so I can be well rested before work
28 days ago
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there's snow
30 days ago
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huge pimple trying to form right under the hoop in my nostril hey man can you do that literally anywhere else
about 1 month ago
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I love when the pharmacy says "no Adderall or equivalent for an undetermined amount of time" when I have one left and have to work a midnight shift on black Friday I love this country
about 1 month ago
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the steam deck is great because after my strokes my left hand cannot handle WASD and it barely could before the brain damage
about 1 month ago
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playing goat simulator for the first time since 2018 on my steam deck
about 1 month ago
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this is one of my favorite accounts on tiktok
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about 1 month ago
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I filed my nails to be really sharp simply bc I can, and now I'm afraid of my hands
about 1 month ago
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they sell loosies of sour patch kids
about 1 month ago
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one thing I'm looking forward to on my vacation is staying six days at a house that has a kitty cat, I better pass it's vibe check
about 1 month ago
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