man I'm so glad i don't live in Texas anymore

im visiting my mom's parents to make both her and them happy before they all die and my mom said my grandma like, gags when she sees someone with a nose ring??? so just to avoid a bunch of bullshit I'll have to remove BOTH of mine and might as well go buy a shirt to hide all my tattoos

If this enrages you please find out what the orgs near you are doing to resist ice and join them. If you think there’s enough people doing it there aren’t. If you think there’s nothing you can contribute you’re wrong !

there's no cuck chair in my hotel room what the hell man

we reserved a compact car to rent and they gave us a fucking huge minivan????

there's a guy in front of me on the plane from New York this can't be a real fucking accent

9pm at my gate and there are like 3 people in my immediate vicinity talking on speaker phone, on FaceTime and watching videos all without headphones it's fascinating behavior what the fuck is wrong with everyone

it's cruel the loops they make people with adhd jump thru during a manufactured medication shortage that's like all the admin stuff that we like medically can barely do

i am riddled with mysterious bruises on my legs but the mystery is temporary because i always remember whatever fuck ass half cut down buckthorn stump had me on the ground in the swamp lamaze breathing did it

No Adderall in stock so I can't get any for the 6 days I'll see my mommy for probably the last time thus will barely remember any of it

@extremelywet.bsky.social hey I can't dm you but I forgot I got you a magnet when I was in Australia and was gonna ask for your address so I can send it to you

Discovered a family of tiny humanoid creatures living in our walls. They can speak English, wear clothing and survive by repurposing items in our house for their use. They were absolutely delicious.

(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh

roommate just learned about the most decorated American soldier from WW2 which reminded me that he's from my dinky hometown haha

listening to Marilyn Monroe's autobiography

I respect myself WAY too much to ever call myself or allow anyone to call me "neurospicy"

sometimes the constant pain in my si joints just really flares for days at a time and i start acting possessed i can't contain this sustained level of pain especially when my job is "hike in swamps and wetlands and woods while wearing rubber boots and also trip constantly"

i think if your off leash hound dog ignores your commands and comes running at me full tilt baying and growling i should be allowed to crack it in the face with any implement i can find and then once i feel satisfied and finally stop i get to work on you next

They should invent a day that's good

had a dream that i was leaving a target and having classic human interactions walking in the parking lot and when I got to my car a guy was there standing sentry as I saw that my entire fucking engine block was stolen and he was standing guard to give me ANY info he had and I woke up miserable lol

do you think anything will ever be good again

72° in my house and had to take a very hot shower to warm up my feet until the toenails thawed to the color purple and could then thaw to a normal color I wear wool socks man i need to to live by the equator i can't do this anymore

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becoming the pope and changing my papal name to "innocent" so nobody can get mad at me when I'm having a spat with king John and place the entire country of England under an interdict......it's all about the long game

been really into Giving Up lately just really toeing that autistic burnout line

it's almost June and it will be 41° tomorrow i can't keep fucking doing this if I work outside I'm so miserable

a manuscript called The Ormulum sounds so cool but then you learn it's called that because someone named Orm named it that LOL

trying to read my genuinely lovely non fiction book and crying and throwing up because i want to read a pretend story so bad instead

I'm only getting 6 days off a month, as an Autistic this will surely not result in Something Bad Happening To Me 😃

reading The Buffalo Hunter Hunter and constantly saying "oh Good Stab, you're really in it now 😔"

deep cleaned my belly button with a bobby pin and then immediately used isopropyl alcohol to finish it up and Would You Believe That Shit Burns After Scraping Skin With Metal

being too lazy to make or eat anything after noon is crazy I'll be going to bed mad as FUCK wondering why im so angry as if my entire body isn't moving from how loud my stomach is growling

you think you're having a terrible day at work and then bam: Swamp Beer

the only time i felt Fear while in Australia was when i found out the uv scale actually goes up to 15

Nearly the entire media parroted Susan Collins' statement that she has a "Benign Essential Tremor." The correct medical term is "Essential Tremor" because it's not benign and coincides with higher rates of dementia www.kenklippenstein.com/p/why-is-sus...

found out today that one of my fav friends at work is moving to the neighborhood next to me :)

It’s cool how the most powerful person in the country is a decomposing 79-year-old

got a new shirt from work

playing something called Viscera Cleanup Detail and brother, it's yucky

man the old guy who runs the local scifi fantasy book store does not give a FUCK about being friendly lmao

my stomach is always growling oh my god get a grip

someone almost killed me (and themselves) to gain almost nothing rather than slow down to let people merge and after I finished laying on my horn until they couldn't hear me anymore my check engine light came on 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

im the only one in my family without an east texas accent so I'm the only one who sounds normal it's a heavy burden 😞

today two rottweilers would not shut the fuck up despite how far away I was from the property and I really thought "wow I wish Spontaneous Canine Explosion" existed and that I could witness

man I've spent the entire last year and half being a huge loser chud and I think I got that apathy depression