FunnyJoke ComedyMan
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very normal proud subaru owner she/her/little guy
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can of soda to cold.... microwave
over 1 year ago
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I'm really enjoying how my armpits are reacting to everything i put on them It feels really good and I like it actually
about 16 hours ago
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love finding pictures i take while doing a Task to remember later , I think I'm trying to document the shoe on the left if the one on the right doesn't work out
about 22 hours ago
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didn't read product description closely enough when i made an order
1 day ago
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ahh i am in so much pain all the time the best my body felt was when i was in the ER on a gurney and they gave me Dilaudid, sure my cerebellum hurt insanely bad but the rest of me finally felt good π
2 days ago
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In the last 6 months i suddenly have a ton of grey hairs and other ones with that texture but they are like, shiny and more gold looking what the hell is going on up there
2 days ago
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Mythic π¦
3 days ago
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
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blaming people who abstained from voting for a cop warmonger who hates trans people vs a pedophile warmonger who hates trans people but with dementia is always a crazy take to me
3 days ago
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we killed children
3 days ago
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this guy in Angola always posts what he made for dinner on this specifically boring subreddit lol
3 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
about 2 months ago
wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
4 days ago
Dozens of U.S. strikes on Iran. Dunno what to say now other than my thoughts are with the Iranian civilians under fire. What a nightmare.
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still can't believe i used to live with PMDD i can't believe i had friends can't believe i made it to 25 before Girl Pills basically saved my life oh my god I did the math and I was only emotionally stable for about 48 days a year
5 days ago
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Experiencing pmdd symptoms for the first time in a decade
6 days ago
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god it's been 6 months and I still miss the dead cat after spending 16 years with him why am I not over it already sooo annoying
6 days ago
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UAINE
6 days ago
Two years ago today. RIP Aaron Bushnell.
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Gaz
7 days ago
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just remembered that submarine that imploded
7 days ago
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a 59 page chapter .....you are one crazy chica steven erickson
8 days ago
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I like when I have an interview and my boss says "when I send you the conditional employment form-- you're getting it obviously" before I even answer the 4 same questions I do every spring lol
8 days ago
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reading about any saint and shaking my damn head saying "scrupulosity victim π«΅" soooo glad i didn't grow up Catholic that shit would've KILLED me
9 days ago
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Dreamboat Branny π
about 1 year ago
Angels: fake Dragons: Real but extinct Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered. Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening. Bigfoot: fake and extinct
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I enjoy knowing my stupid fish are "happy" and seem to like their tank and tank mates ....I'm their god and they know it
9 days ago
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I'm going to read Fellowship of the Ring for the first time I wish I was reading the 1998 film Blade for the first time
10 days ago
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rules based cooking
11 days ago
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jezza
12 days ago
fuckkkk I hate it when I die in a mass extinction event sooo much
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my stomach is always growling man shut the hell up there's periodically food in you
12 days ago
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it snowed a few inches last night but it's not sticking on the roads and they are objectively super fine and everyone was driving like 40mph I felt like I was missing something
13 days ago
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fake spring has ended
13 days ago
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sometimes when there's a movie that's so part of the zeitgeist but i don't care to see it I'll read the Wikipedia page and then I'm allll caught up with whatever everyone keeps referencing
13 days ago
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banana in an open locker at work
13 days ago
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weird medieval guys
15 days ago
I'VE HAD TO KEEP THIS QUIET FOR SO LONG BUT NOW THE CAT CAN FINALLY ESCAPE THE BAG I wrote another book!! and it's coming out this November! it's a little like a birdwatching guide, except it's a word watching guide! i poured my heart into it!! you can even pre-order it now!! link in biooo ahhh
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it's like Hokas were perfectly designed to hurt every part of my foot it's incredible
14 days ago
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There's a truck that is often behind me on my commute when we are under a bridge at a light and every time they see me lift both hands to cover my mirrors so I don't go blind they ALWAYS turn their headlights off and wait until I've turned and am far ahead to turn them back on lol
15 days ago
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soooo funny that London was once "Londinium" fuck off
15 days ago
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being surprised that someone hasn't eaten at a Mexican restaurant with a mariachi band playing and remembering I live Minnesota
15 days ago
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I want my new mattress Right Now i love it so much....hurry and build it omg
16 days ago
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every recipe on earth has garlic, onions, beans, honey, lentils and chickpeas fuck you
16 days ago
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I wish there was a pair of shoes that didn't injure my feet This is a crazy thing to happen suddenly 6 months ago and never get better
16 days ago
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begals have insanely soft fur due to only having one coat and his belly was unreal and if I gave him a raspberry he would get so offended and look at me in complete disbelief it was so funny to see his cartoon face give me such a dirty look
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17 days ago
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I am the only white boy who went to Australia for three weeks in summer and didn't get a sunburn
17 days ago
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Yearning Hour
17 days ago
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Ken Klippenstein
18 days ago
βDHS is expanding its efforts to identify Americans who oppose ICE by sending tech companies legal requests for the names, email addresses, telephone numbers and other identifying data behind social media accounts that track or criticize the agencyβ
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
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Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/technology/dhs-anti-ice-social-media.html
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apparently we have a huge visitor today at work and it's a guy who runs 25% of target as a company and I had a boss tell me the guy like, has a presence and is intimidating and I was like "brother I have autism to me that's just a guy who is essentially a co-worker π€¨"
19 days ago
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19 days ago
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hate to say it but I think less of people who can't sit for 15 minutes in the break room without watching shit on their phone can you fucking read a book or something that's QUIET
19 days ago
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Memento (new) Morty π
20 days ago
I'm not believing this until I hear from people in the streets of MN and neither should you
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Danielle Froom π³οΈβπ
20 days ago
Media moved on because for one hour Trump pinky-swore he was going to do his genocide in a nicer way, and every day since the people in Minnesota are showing us it looks like a war zone
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If I lived in Brisbane I would go to the koala sanctuary weekly just to go hang out with the kangaroos and wallabies and feed them
21 days ago
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Puff the Magic Hater
21 days ago
Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate β overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.
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