I locked in and now it's less pathetic it's still pathetic but LESS

I gotta get up at midnight so I can get to work by 2am tomorrow 😌👍

I think being in constant pain every second of the day for over half my life is starting to make me go strange....they should invent a My Si Joints and Feet that just work right

it's 37° and I'm seeing people in shorts and short sleeves , bald head ankle socks and im just like "yea I get it man"

I'm walking about 9 miles a day just at work with very bad constant si joint pain and very bad like, seismodosis so quite literally every step of the 22,000+ I take a day hurts very badly that's soooo cool......

I got a 10% urea body lotion and it's awesome but smells like fucking ammonia and the smell does fade but I just took a shower after putting it on last night and jesus christ it reactivated

playing dos2 and getting mad bc they don't hand hold and I'm stupid and bad at video games

I make about 2k over the minimum for state health coverage, the amount I will now have to pay monthly for any coverage will put me 1k below the minimum yearly income for state health coverage lmaooo

it's so messed up that because I'm southern living in the Midwest full of Scandinavian freaks im classified as a hugger I touch people like 4x a year max now, this is a hellish place!!

hahah huge discrepancy between my phone and my fitbit found out my Fitbit doesn't track my steps when I'm pushing a cart all day

I gotta get outta here

I just really feel like life is going to get a lot worse

there's somehow nobody in my life who can help me shop for my health insurance plan , which needs to be done basically by this weekend

They should invent a shoe for me that doesn't try to ruin my hooves

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

I listen and have listened to a handful of Australian podcasts for awhile now and I'm happy to report the only slang i am picking up is calling shit "good gear" oh and also saying cunt like a Lot

crying so hard I throw up trying to shop for health insurance plans and not understanding anything, the classic American End-of-year Experience

I make barely over 32k a year and no longer qualify for cheap state health insurance I hate this fucking country

I'm not high maintenance, I have autism

obviously i wish my cat was still alive and healthy but the stress of watching his decline and not knowing what was wrong until it was too late just suddenly being gone? weirdly relieving, it's helped the grief feel very easy

I have an idea. a gun that shoots you in the head

every day i am so glad that the one time ive gotten covid it was that random insanely weak baby town frolics strain that made me feel like i had a mild cold (I don't think I've ever had a cold so to me this was terrible) but I feel like I really lucked out

if I ever start describing myself and one of the first words is "petite" you need to beat my ass, which should be easy since I am petite

I can't fucking believe I didn't see this until 5 days after

rocking back and forth hugging my knees saying "I just need to make it 3 weeks just 3 more weeks until temporary summer i can be warm again in 3 weeks" etc it's not even actually really COLD yet but i don't even wanna be chilly

just said to my roommate "hey put your peepers on my creepers" and he did NOT like that

I cannot imagine living somewhere that wasn't humid i am like a lizard I need wet air Badly

man a dinner of like 12 club crackers and a handful of sour patch kids is NOT enough food jesus christ

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

everyone gets mad when i use super glue to close a cut on my finger or whatever...hey man I need that shit Closed

when I was in the icu after my strokes they kept trying to sneak me stool softeners bc I hadn't pooped but after 2 days i was like "I'm not going shit bc you're going to collect it like my urine" and they were like "NO WHAT THE HELL PLEASE EAT??" and in my defense, I was on a lot of valium ☝️😌

keep remembering i have a bunion and getting really red in the face and saying "oh GREAT A FUCKING ISSUE GREAT"

I cannot even bear to look up anecdotes about si joint pain anymore because nobody else on the fucking Internet seems to have dealt with it for 15+ years they have the most useless advice and say "after 2 months of hell i finally got better" I never will apparently!! FUCK!!!!!!

the colder it gets here the more excited i get to spend most of January in a place where it's Summer plus I'm making each of my friends celebrate my birthday once a week while I am there , this is because I can and they will ☝️🙂

when i come to on the ground after riding a skateboard and ask my friends what happened

i can't believe im just now realizing i don't have a single pair of shoes that's comfortable, which is perfect since I'm about to go on a long far away trip with presumably lots of walking

my coworker and i are doing this bit where we don't have each other's numbers and don't follow each other on social media but we email video links to each other and only react to the message with emojis and no reply , it's awesome

today i drove for the first time this year during the snow and something amazing happened: i acted normal, braked like normal and didn't end up in a ditch It's actually that easy! I gotta let the locals know this is not only possible but extremely fucking simple to achieve

almost 3pm, time to get ready for bed so I can be well rested before work

there's snow

huge pimple trying to form right under the hoop in my nostril hey man can you do that literally anywhere else

I love when the pharmacy says "no Adderall or equivalent for an undetermined amount of time" when I have one left and have to work a midnight shift on black Friday I love this country

the steam deck is great because after my strokes my left hand cannot handle WASD and it barely could before the brain damage

playing goat simulator for the first time since 2018 on my steam deck

this is one of my favorite accounts on tiktok

I filed my nails to be really sharp simply bc I can, and now I'm afraid of my hands

they sell loosies of sour patch kids

one thing I'm looking forward to on my vacation is staying six days at a house that has a kitty cat, I better pass it's vibe check