I wanna hate Tom Brady so bad but I can’t. His reboot is working on me and I’m sad.

"When power, property, and law enforcement line up perfectly, it's usually not by accident". Nothing in the milk is clean...

For those who aren't aware, the murder rate in Chicago is only 17th in the country and is down 30% year over year.

This make so much sense always follow the money. Because everyone was confused on why this raid took place. #Chicago

Last year, my trip to DC to the Bears game started off great and ended in disaster. Next week is the do over.

Perhaps not speaking out of turn would be the wise decision for you…And no matter what criteria a woman decides to use, even if we decide to lower the bar to the depths of hell, you’ll never meet them and forever remain unchosen.

Black women Only daughters Oldest daughters Remember that you’re only one person. You can’t do it all. You’re not failing because you didn’t get it all done. Survival is not the bar. Living is. Love y’all.

This school is a whole ass scam

I taught 6th grade today…teacher out. No sub. They’re working on ratios so I gave them a project. Identify a food, four ingredients and the measurement for each one. They had to create a ratio table. This is what one of the groups turned in. 😒

My baby was waiting near the gas station where her coworker picks her up for work and a man sat on the planter next to her. She scooted over and he did too. She asked if he needed anything and he said “you”. She got up and went into the gas station and he followed her inside and around the store.

I’m walking home from work and I keep getting honked at - much more than usual. Usually I carry a tote bag. Today, I’m carrying a backpack. Nasty ass old men.

When my Bob fizzles out, I slick it all down and put in a drawstring ponytail until my next appointment. Yesterday was one of those days. A 6th grade girl saw me and said “Ooooh Ms. K! You got your hair done.”😒

Let me get my ass up and go be the best assistant principal I can be.

My diploma is in the mail. If they bend my shit to try to fit it in my mailbox, I’m committing an act of aggression.

This is a No Bad Bunny Hate account. I have no problem blocking you.

Larry Goone, a suburbanite, who works in legalized gambling knows what “most of Chicago” wants. The name checks out.

Netflix outta here. I lived abroad for a year. I know how to watch everything online for free.

After a weekend of hard drinking and brunching, this is what I imagine my intestines look like.

Coloring isn't considered art therapy, but it IS therapeutic. Important to make that distinction...

Best view Josh Blackwell blocked field goal

Josh Blackwell blocked field goal!

BEAR DOWN BITCH!!!

This is giving Marie Antoinette vibes

These never stop being American Dodge commercials are so weird

Allegiant sounding like Soldier Field!! Bear Down baby!!

What should I be for Halloween y’all?

Or husband! Be single as a period and yet!

Border patrol? Are they keeping out the suburbanites, Indiana and Wisconsin residents and Lake Michigan monsters? I hope they pass out from heat exhaustion.

Chicago folks: Remember they served us Super Donuts for breakfast at school? When I was in 1st grade, they were a quarter and went up to 35¢ the next year. I went from being b able to get 4 for a $1 to only 2 in less than a year and I’ve been anti capitalism ever since.

It's not the movies it's the Fourth Amendment. "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause..."

TOO comfortable. When I react, I get told “he likes you”. I like diamonds but I still gotta get permission to touch shit at Tiffany’s.

"It was a prank" are awful last words.

It's not about what you are doing, it's about what you AREN'T doing.

The memories this brings back. Apologies to my liver.

The kids are not okay. We grew up listening to our parents’ music and we might have liked our music better but we respected the greats.

Do this daily. It’s life changing

Yesterday, I was entering a school and a white man asked for my help. He was delivering something and wanted to enter through an unsecured door instead of walking to the main entrance. Absolutely not. He tried to negotiate while I was blocking the door then attempted to push his way in.

Y’all wanna hear a funny story? A kindergarten teacher I worked with told us a little girl in her class (who was a hellion) asked her how to spell “hole”. One day soon after, she was cleaning out the coatroom and she saw some writing on the wall. It said “Ms. S is an asshole.”

Met this guy on Sunday. My crazy (smart) friend made sure to ask him if he was married, had a girlfriend or if there are any women who believed she was his girlfriend. He said no. By Thursday, he finally remembered he’s had a girlfriend for 3 years.

White men are being erased. NOTHING is about them anymore.

Weird how that works

Brown. Different shades of tight ass brown.

How white “illegals” are described in the media is disturbingly different than how Black and Latinos are depicted. Start with the title. “expired visas” River Forest couple with expired visas deported to Slovakia www.oakpark.com/2025/09/24/r...

If you FT me, I WILL be answering the phone with the lyrics to Nasty Dancer. You better respond correctly.

Let me be the one to say it plain and clear. America is not intelligent or self-sufficient enough as a nation to be isolationist. American exceptionalism is a dangerous delusion. Like an Icarus level delusion. And it's so deep too many folks don't realize the wings already burned & we're plummeting.

Mama didn’t want you Brenda’s baby ass bitch.

Seeing "assassinated" pisses me off

No one else remembers this whole thing started with educational and career opportunities for Black women....but we do. www.npr.org/2024/09/11/n...

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