This grown ass man with a spray on hairline caught an attitude when I told him my number was expensive…cuz why are you asking for my phone number like we teenagers at the Plaza or Brickyard.

Black folks and white folks are disturbed for two very different reasons.

Teacher: If you don’t wanna be in this classroom, you can leave. WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED WHEN THE KID WHO HATES YOU WALKS OUT?!?!

Anthony Hamilton did his damn thing on Do You Feel Me.

Saw a post that said women will survive abuse, heartbreak, grief, and unspeakable tragedies and STILL move through the world with kindness and compassion. but one minor inconvenience in a man's childhood and he spends the rest of his life terrorizing and poisoning everyone around him😮‍💨

This chick fil a commercial with all the dancing is very cringe worthy.

We got San Fran…rematch

Matt Lafleur drop an homage to this

Blackhawks won. Bulls won. Cubs signed Bregman. Bears crazy comeback to beat the Packers. Have a day, Chicago.

How do I download this!?!?

I knew the sports Gods wouldn't have us lose to them bitch boys the first game.

AND WILL

Y’all see my QB grate that cheese?!?!

Say that again. This time louder.

AND IS!!!

He did it. He actually did it.

My girl just called the Bear some dadundadunts and that’s so Chi.

Skressful

I don’t see the problem.

Gratitude is how I’m moving in 2026

I don’t even let white people follow me on here. Be gone, devils.

Every time I see Cam Newton being dumb, I can’t wait to tell @kiaspeaks.us how stupid he is.

I used to hit it the Contempo Casuals like the stuff had my name on it.

Red pandas are the cutest fucking things ever. Every time I see this picture of them scaring each other, it makes me squeeeeee!!!

You could call a phone operator and have them "break in" on a call and interrupt the call if the phone line was busy/"tied up".

My former 5th grade student who is now a sophomore invited me to her basketball game. She didn’t think I was coming.

Or the guy who told me whenever he relocates from state to state, his mother comes, too. She didn’t need full time care. They just missed each other.

A grown ass man showed up on an evening date in a short set. 🤮

One of Cinda’s students’ nickname is Big Ride. He’s in 1st grade.

I asked a pre-k kid what I should make for dinner. Her response? “Pancakes”

Propanolol time. This game already got my chest hurting.

One of my new years intentions is to eat regularly. Not eat healthy. Just to make time to eat.

This shothole, embarrassment of a country IS almost 250 years old. Let me plan to be elsewhere.

But then, folks only drink mixed drinks and not cocktails. Hard liquor and juice or shots is for college students and alcoholics. I would say fight me but your livers probably won’t make it.

What has a Sidecar ever done to you?

Like me, black and hot.

No. It’s actually pretty simple. I refused to go on a second date with a man who wore a short set on the first one. Opposing political views is light work.

I’m riding that bitch til the wheels fall off.

Acura keeps emailing, texting, calling and sending me mailers about my SUV being worth more now than ever. So if it’s that valuable, why would I sell it? 🤔

I will never not blame White America for electing Donald Trump president.

Ooh boy you lookin like you like what you see Won’t you come over here and check up on it That’s been stuck in my head all day.

“I don’t be bothering nobody.” ~⬇️

I need my blood pressure to go down enough for me to feel okay about eating a bacon cheeseburger and fries.

I ordered a new debit card because I changed my last name. WHY THEY SEND A CARD WITH MY FORMER NAME BUT ADDRESS THE ENVELOPE WITH MY NEW NAME?!?!?! (I did NOT get married)

Anytime the white people’s president does some new wild shit, I get blocked by white people when all I did was point out he’s the white people’s president. Same white people, different app.

I am but my mother is unintentionally hilarious for no good reason.