Kinda pissed that it’s nearly 90F in Wisconsin in October, but I’ll gladly take the opportunity for one last summer hike and a sneaky #softcocksaturday #softpenis !

And this is where the worst of humanity convenes to make your existence miserable.

See bulge, post bulge

a beautiful morning for a stroll along the beach at lake michigan

I can’t wait for this work week to be over and I can get Culver’s and edibles into my system, and get my dick out and edge all night to porn and cum all over myself.

afterglow from a mind-blowing edge session 🥴😵‍💫🤤 #sundaycumday #gooner #bator #edge #cumshot

hairy, leaky donger is the best donger bro 🤤🍆💦💦

Happy Sunbate 🌞

In my natural state on Fridays #fcf

Won’t be sharing my FAT COCK today, due to having a little prostate procedure yesterday, which is ironic because my junk is a little swollen today as a result. I have a literal fat cock that I don’t feel like sharing. Life can be so cruel.

I need to kiss some boys soon, it’s been too long.

Sorry but I just love showing you guys my fur. I hope you don’t mind. 🥹 #Fursday #thickthursday #gay #nsfw #hairy #cock #dick #gayman #daddy #gaynsfw #bear #hard #fur #penis #bator #naked #tdt #thirstythursday #cockring #gooning

Sunday treat of my load shooting over my furry chest 😘

at it again! #saturbate

guess what time it is! 🤪✊🤪✊🤪✊ #penis #bator #dong #goon #penisbator #masturbator #gooner #greasypenis #edging #batebro #penispleasure

ugh, im all lubey #fcf

All it took was my hot dentist shaking his head, smiling, and saying “you really have excellent teeth” and I’m all 😍🥹🫠

Just got a massage but there are a few more areas that could use a man’s touch #fcf

Cicadas be cicading!

Show off your bush to your bros

just edged out a breathtaking cumshot 🤤 #sundaycumday

Tell me how bad you want it 😈

soft cock, soft tummy, soft boy, soft saturday

fuuuuck that felt sooo good 🥴 #sundaycumday #bator #batebro

another dick pic in the sunlight? groundbreaking.

Wanna come over? #gay #hairy #scs #softiesaturday #cock #penis #bator #goon #edging #softcocksaturday #batorbro #daddy #naked #nsfw

I really love this pic of my #softcock and bush. #softcocksaturday #scs

Another one from yesterday ;)

cock ring thread 💍 show off a pic of your geared up penis 🍆

I love how this hot weather makes my pubes curl #pubes #bush #softpenis #penis #gay

I could really go for someone dragging their sweaty saggy balls across my face.

Really pumped for #fcf

Caution: scrolling Bluesky on #fcf may cause big erect boners!

Some days I feel fine, and some days I’m consumed by the insane chain of events and resulting life-long trauma of the decision to divide and separately raise two twin girls à la The Parent Trap (1998).

What if we were bator buddies frotting our hard greasy penises and full fat balls together? 👉👈🥺 #bator #penis #frot

I just think guys should jerk off together more often. Even straight guys. It's good for your health to masturbate with your friends, both mentally and physically. It's science, I'm sure.

Lately I find myself aiming my face at everything to unlock/use it. Help.

Waking and baking and bating

Reflecting a lot lately on the past. I always seem to do or say the wrong thing that makes a man decide he’s not interested. It keeps me from saying anything at all, because why bother? My last bf said I wasn’t worth the effort when he dumped me. Who the fuck says that?

Have a good #fcf or else I’ll stick finger hearts in your butt! 😈

me when the lube i ordered hasn’t arrived when they said it would

I love spreading out in the sunlight

Finance bro faculty member: When I log in, I don’t see my advisee! Help! Me: *impersonates their account, sees nothing wrong, grabs screenshot* Finance bro: My bad, I just needed to scroll down! 😑😑😑 TIL object permanence is a challenge for finance bros.

Happy 118th Birthday to the incomparable Barbara Stanwyck! If you’re a nerd like me, TCM is playing her movies all day 🍿🎬

Too many surfaces in my apartment have a sheen of lube on them 🧴

hehehe peeenis 🤪🤤 #penis #bator #peeenis #stroking #penising #batebro #gooner #greasypenis #boner #dong #masturbator #solosexual #saturbate

The thing about being single so long is, sometimes I wistfully daydream about how much love I have to share, and other days I would go insane if there was another person existing near me 🤔😑

No tornado watch is gonna stop me from edging and gooning all night!

I love my dick so damn much! Happy fat cock friday to you all! #fcf

If we were boyfriends, I would be bringing you coffee and making breakfast right now. And I’d be touching your wiener.