just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday

David Bowie in the full Aladdin Sane makeup: “Bean Beanland/Lives on his back/Bean Beanland/Loves chimney stacks!”

Just got a hug from Teyana Taylor at the airport 2026 not bad so far

As they say in track and field, he’s “running through the tape.”

Lady in the row in front of us just called her kid Maverick

Make a Bond film casual On Her Majesty’s Secret Santa

This is so goddamn good. And I was there, depsite it somehow being 31 years ago. Crazy.

Setting my DVR for a carbon monoxide leak

It’s always 11 dumb bitches telling each other exaaaaactly

One Hospitalization After Another

Cocaine so white it lets its dog lick its face

You know how sometimes you see a catalog from 1974 with three guys in plaid bellbottom jumpsuits? Or a photo of a group of people around the office water cooler and one of them is wearing a suit that somehow has matching shorts? This is that, if it was also a load-bearing part of everyone's pension.

The Lizza/Nuzzi coverage has simply gone too far

One of the greatest shows ever made. If you haven't seen it yet, I envy you.

White House now being branded like a Lettuce Entertain You steakhouse

Another absolute banger from @rbuas.bsky.social - Subscribe to @flaminghydra.com, punk! flaminghydra.com/caravaggio-s...

If you or someone you know needs food or other life supplies, reach out to me. If you or someone you know wants to donate to help others who are struggling, you can hit me up or visit www.northwestsidesolidarity.com

Extremely Bob Pollard voice: "This one's off our new album Delirium Flavor Sanctuary and it's called Bird Ladder. 1! 2! 3! 4!"

Osees!!!!

OUT NOW! INCOMING PODCAST NEW BONUS EPISODE "It Meets You Wherever You Are" In which I randomly call my friends and tell them a missile is coming and they have 20 minutes and ask them what they're going to do. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

Thanks to relaxed OSHA/EPA enforcement the Metaphor Factory can work around the clock and beyond acceptably healthy limits, cranking out dumber and more obvious material than could have previously been imagined.

Truly pathetic homepage work by the @nytimes.com on the morning after the largest day of protest in American history.

If you're looking for something to distract you from The Horrors™, I make a fiction podcast called Incoming that is now available through YouTube, which apparently is a thing people want.

In today's confusing times, where truth has become abstracted to the point where it is unrecognizable, it's important that our venerable institutions give us access to the insight of the big thinkers.

They’re not married but they’re like engaged to be engaged

Perfidia Beverly D'Angelo

Our new song is now available wherever music is given away for free to benefit the bloodthirsty dreams of our remote and inviolable overlords (links in comments)

Show at 5:30 TONIGHT at FitzGerald’s New song, "Something Stronger" available on Bandcamp now Produced by me and the Wunderkind Wesley Reno at Narwhal Music. Paying for music? You should try it! See you tonight

At Solsbury Hill Honda, you'll say: "You can keep my trade in - I'm gonna drive this home!"

"Also, in the future, this looks cool."

It may be controversial, but I gotta agree with Svengoolie here.

This week's new bonus episode of Incoming starts with me getting really mad about the federal government declaring war on Chicago, if you're into that sort of thing. bit.ly/45W20l7

Sofia Coppola's National Lampoon's Van Wilder

Judd Apatow's Zero Dark Thirty

Zaslav in his office, collecting his piss in jars, shrieking this at an assistant with a Masters Degree from Bard.

"It's A Cincinnati Kind of Summer" is a euphemism for Clinical Depression

Madrid, August 18. #manholecovermonday

New Incoming Podcast bonus episode out today! Last Minutes mini-episode "A Simple Request", starring @richardlaible plus a special message from the late Tom Lehrer! Thank you for listening and reviewing and telling your friends! S2 coming soonish!

Picturing myself in the jungles of Nam, pouring a huge mound of cayenne pepper into my best friend's open belly, screaming at him, "you're gonna be fine, you're going home!"

As part of an insane dream last night, I found an 8-track and said "oh yeah, I heard this at Howard's house." The artist was C.C. Powder and the title was "Doin' The Cobbledoink".

This week on INCOMING, @atomicanalyst.bsky.social drops serious knowledge on us about the history of nuclear weapons. Tune in, why don't you?

This a precipitous fall for Newsweek, who first became popular when they invented bisexuality in 1995.

Used to be if you wanted to hear stuff this vapid you'd have to sit on a filthy vinyl couch while the friend of a friend weighs an eighth reallllll slowly so you're forced to listen to his whole rap

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b... Out today: new mini-episode, "The Loan" Starring Sadieh Rifai and Jessica Sojourner-Turner! Warning/incentive: this episode contains gratuitous profanity if you're into that sort of thing. Don't play it around your kids unless you want them to grow up cool.

The Holy Trinity of Hoboken

Powerful Diner Owner Who Steals Busboy Tips Energy

Happy Lee Hazlewood's Birthday to all who celebrate!

A flyer made by @atomicanalyst.bsky.social about his initiative at UC Santa Cruz. Hear him talk about it today on IncomingPodcast.com!

A very unusual bonus episode of INCOMING today: I sat down last week for a wide-ranging interview with nuclear history and policy expert Stephen I. Schwartz, who Blueskiers know as @atomicanalyst.bsky.social