the internet is a feedback loop designed to drive you insane but it is so useful for reliving important memories

Season Two, June 15th! More insane stories from the end of the world! When you find out which actors we pulled for this, you're gonna flip. Please sign up to have this delivered directly to your face!

Season Two, June 15th! More insane stories from the end of the world! When you find out which actors we pulled for this, you're gonna flip. Please sign up to have this delivered directly to your face!

"Last night, Ryan Seacrest and Lionel Richie announced this year's class of Hall Of Fame inductees on American Idol." Must be such an honor to be recognized by your peers. (no shade to Lionel Richie who is a songwriting colossus)

Don Boelling, veteran missileer, speaks candidly about life inside a nuclear missile Launch Control Center. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

While we wait to find out what the maniacs in charge of our government are willing to do, perhaps you’d be interested in hearing from someone who was once responsible for the potential launch of a nuclear weapon:

they should make a constitution that has checks and balances so that one guy can't just rule over america like a king. i feel like the founding fathers should have clearly intended that so that we could interpret it that way. alas

This Passover, don't forget to hit the market and pick up a Grammy Hall's Dynamite Ham™

The Mayor is here but he may have said “Chi-town”. Partial credit.

Very happy to announce that I've been invited to be a part of this!

It’s Bob Seger’s “Kathmandu” and it’s not close

Check your judges! Also my dad used to just vote "no" on all of them which is both pretty effective and in retrospect a powerful metaphor for his whole deal 2026primary.injusticewatch.org

Everyone’s dunking on this but no one is accounting for the idea that those trucks are drawn to scale

You ever date a guy for like 13 years, and then you start to pull away, and he won’t stop texting you? That’s been longtime incumbent State Rep. Jaime Andrade lately. It’s time for a change. Vote Miguel Alvelo-Rivera for State Rep District 40, on/before March 17. Learn more: Miguelfor40.org

my favorite shot in the trailer for the new Michael Jackson movie is this lyrical mood board, especially the checkmarks

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Nightmare Blunt Rotation™ Hall of Fame Nominee

Pleasure to join @davidsinger.bsky.social of the darkly hilarious INCOMING podcast for an interview on my AI/nuclear reporting for @outrider.org as well as New START, testing, and other things nuke-related

New bonus episode of Incoming Podcast out now featuring @joshuakeating.bsky.social talking about the end of New START, the possible resumption of nuclear weapons testing, and the potential integration of AI into nuclear command and control! Listen wherever you listen! IncomingPodcast.com @vox.com

"Things of that nature" Hall of Fame nominee just dropped

Edward Gorey

A great thrill to have @sleepbaseball.bsky.social give us a special episode of Incoming! Available now wherever you listen to stuff!

Getting relentlessly bullied by the Safdie brothers in the back of this bad boy

my favorite shot in the trailer for the new Michael Jackson movie is this lyrical mood board, especially the checkmarks

"The New York sports media is too tough!"

just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday

David Bowie in the full Aladdin Sane makeup: “Bean Beanland/Lives on his back/Bean Beanland/Loves chimney stacks!”

Just got a hug from Teyana Taylor at the airport 2026 not bad so far

As they say in track and field, he’s “running through the tape.”

Lady in the row in front of us just called her kid Maverick

Make a Bond film casual On Her Majesty’s Secret Santa

This is so goddamn good. And I was there, depsite it somehow being 31 years ago. Crazy.

Setting my DVR for a carbon monoxide leak

It’s always 11 dumb bitches telling each other exaaaaactly

One Hospitalization After Another

Cocaine so white it lets its dog lick its face

You know how sometimes you see a catalog from 1974 with three guys in plaid bellbottom jumpsuits? Or a photo of a group of people around the office water cooler and one of them is wearing a suit that somehow has matching shorts? This is that, if it was also a load-bearing part of everyone's pension.

The Lizza/Nuzzi coverage has simply gone too far

One of the greatest shows ever made. If you haven't seen it yet, I envy you.

White House now being branded like a Lettuce Entertain You steakhouse

Another absolute banger from @rbuas.bsky.social - Subscribe to @flaminghydra.com, punk! flaminghydra.com/caravaggio-s...

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Extremely Bob Pollard voice: "This one's off our new album Delirium Flavor Sanctuary and it's called Bird Ladder. 1! 2! 3! 4!"

Osees!!!!

OUT NOW! INCOMING PODCAST NEW BONUS EPISODE "It Meets You Wherever You Are" In which I randomly call my friends and tell them a missile is coming and they have 20 minutes and ask them what they're going to do. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

Thanks to relaxed OSHA/EPA enforcement the Metaphor Factory can work around the clock and beyond acceptably healthy limits, cranking out dumber and more obvious material than could have previously been imagined.

Truly pathetic homepage work by the @nytimes.com on the morning after the largest day of protest in American history.

If you're looking for something to distract you from The Horrors™, I make a fiction podcast called Incoming that is now available through YouTube, which apparently is a thing people want.

In today's confusing times, where truth has become abstracted to the point where it is unrecognizable, it's important that our venerable institutions give us access to the insight of the big thinkers.