Solving a murder for date night!

Just realized that while this fits basically every ship that I enjoy, I was, in fact, thinking of Mirandy 😅

Older woman hires a much younger, very awkward, woman and falls hopelessly in love

Jean Smart wins the #GoldenGlobes award for Best Actress in a Musical/Comedy series.

Accidentally played bg3 for almost 13 hours straight last night. Oops 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

It’s cold as fuck but for the first time in a month the mountain is out! ❤️

Me watching Hacks

This woman will be the death of me 🥵

Had some dude get aggressive on my bus, but I also had a gilf flirt with me so I’m counting today as a win 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Work wife told me today that I have “old lady rizz” and I have never felt more seen or validated in my whole life

Please someone tell me where I can watch this 🙏🏼🙏🏼

Baking pastries with my love and this ❤️

the schedule

It was me 👉🏻👈🏻

Now I gotta go watch the Floyd only supercut of Fargo 😂

Wife said whore earlier, but it came out in her Minnesota accent and 🥵

I’ll never understand how the entirety of Washington state forgets how to drive in the rain EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.

Post a game character and pass it on. Jaheira from bg3 my beloved ❤️

Karlach is peak character design "she's hot and funny and also completely doomed", Larian you can't do this to me

the vibe I’m trying to embody

I can read the filthiest smut with a totally straight face but every time I read this scene I end up blushing, giggling, and kicking my feet. Potentially my favorite chapter of any lesfic I’ve ever read

Post your queen

I really need Bluesky to let us upload our own gifs. Like we desperately need that functionality.

Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like

Love having that grandbabies stay the night but 6am is too early for me when I work until 1am today with no time for a nap 🙃

T&M relisten time!

I’m not religious but 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️

if u see this do it ! name: Michelle pronouns: she/her height: 5'5 sexuality: lesbian sign: cap piercings/tattoos: 4/4 favs colour: green or teal drink: apple juice food: sushi animal: horses, oppossums

No need for an ao3 wrapped, I already know I’ve allowed myself to be defined by a single genre

I just need life to give me 5 seconds of breathing room please

Kinktober day 5 When you haven't seen your girlfriend for a long time #bg3 #Aylin #Isobel

Look Homeward, Angel I have thoughts 🤔

Trying to put together a thread and got stuck on the Jean moaning while kissing montage 🙃

Rereading one of my favorite Mirandy fics since I won’t have time to write until Wednesday

I just got at least 10% gayer 😮‍💨

Laurie Blake from WATCHMEN: "Everything I see reminds me of him."

a sticker to remind you and others that ai generated art sucks 💖

Sigourney Weaver and Mason Alexander Park rehearsal shot from The Tempest

This is Avorah, obviously 😂

I'm so tired of teenagers being "the chosen ones" in fiction. please, let a middle-aged woman save the universe! she's seen some shit and dealt with it. she's tired of it all. she doesn't give a fuck. she's angry. she will get this shit done.