man i gotta reset my sleep schedule. either that or just stop drinking coffee after 7 pm i guess

ao3 goes down just after midnight for me. genuinely concerned about how i’ll survive this

IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN. WHAT

it's been almost a year and I miss Lilia Calderu so much. She alterned my brain chemistry so much. #liliacalderu #agathaallalong

Robert Redford (1936-2025) 🤍

abbott elementary paid absolute dust this does not sit well with my spirit

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

JEAN SMART WORLD DOMINATION (abbott elementary as always you deserved better in every category)

rachel zegler rainbow high

saw weapons. it was indeed right up my alley. although aunt gladys is essentially just temu greta hideg

i have yet to see this film, but judging by this single screencap it seems to be right up my alley

what.

i believe sneakernight to be the post-modern walpurgisnacht. vanessa hudgens is a prophet

WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK

nobody speak to me for the next 14 business days. i’m in mourning

season 3 episode 6 of grace and frankie is something that can be SO personal

@ all fungus gnats BURN IN HELL. manifesting a mass extinction event for fungus gnats in particular

plastic surgery is the work of the devil. how many beautiful women must fall victim to the demon rhinoplasty

now rewatching agatha all along w my sister AND just procured the official tarot deck✨ gay witch fall is starting EARLY this year🥳

me when i’m forlornly eating spaghetti

methinks it’s just about time for production pics of dwp2 to start leaking. i am ethically opposed to paparazzi EXCEPT FOR whoever manages to get a photo of meryl in costume onset👀

lets GOOOOOO‼️💪💥

new patti lupone interview got the hyperspecific corner of the internet i inhabit in a tizzy. i think my catchphrase speaks for itself: Let Women Be Mean™️

1 am and i’ve been stricken by the urge to make sausage balls. literally envisioning them in my head i KNOW i can immediately master this recipe i’ve never before attempted. of course i don’t have any ingredients so this will necessarily have to wait but the CONVICTION is present

motherrr‼️ she stans baby jane too iktr💅

picked a broken stem up off the ground last time i was at the walmart garden center. as of today i have successfully pirated a plant

we literally got like an episode and a half of peace before the relationship is jeopardized again. i’m gonna need the hacks writers to STOP playing with me NEOW

when i’m in a speed talking competition and my opponent is rosalind russell

copacabana lowkey one of the best songs ever written

2024 GYPSY CAST RECORDING JUST DROPPED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

what even was Hollywood (2020). obviously there were far bigger things happening that year but even so i don’t think we paid enough attention to Ryan Murphy’s revisionist history fanfic

OMG HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK TO ALL THE LESBIANS IN MY PHONE !!!!

with each new review of Long Day’s Journey Into Night (2025) i read, another tiny piece of my soul flakes off to wither and die. dear god when will she be released to the huddled masses ( by which i mean my local individually owned small-town theatre where no one else knows of what i speak)🧎‍♀️

final papers due over the next few weeks. my 15th Auntie Mame rewatch is imminent

youre telling me missy elliott and queen latifah were both at coachella… i have genuinely never wanted to be there so bad

my username is a self-fulfilling prophecy

I MEAN HENRY COME ON

lorde, lana, and marina all dropping in the same year… i feel like im 14 again. florence & mitski wya 👀

i think about this review of my hometown dairy queen every single day. theyhave turned into communist

the solution to this is reviving the screwball comedy. then there’s no boring parts.

kind of want to watch portrait of a lady on fire but i am genuinely scared of what it might do to my psyche

no george, just ringo and wrongo

save me solo george harrison🙏

ngl mia farrow’s doomposts make the experience of watching the federal government melt down in real time just a little bit easier to bear😌

weird person