Since the Rockies suck, it's an appropriate time to say that Ángel Jiménez, who's really fucking exciting, might end up being the best pitching prospect in the organization in very short order.

these guys already got bailed out by the extra innings rule so they don't have to carry a mop up guy. You're one of like 60 people with this job (counting pobo/gm/cbo), figure it the fuck out or let someone else try

general managers figure out how to survive on 13 pitchers challenge: difficulty impossible

Jaden McDaniels is hilarious dude

The Giants have like a 5% walk rate as a team lmao

Not even your average MLB The Show player goes this long without walking at least once by sheer force of chance

Atrás, Satanás! Sacrilegio!

I'm really crying laughing. Some in the Rockies subreddit made a post about what the Rockies should do with Mickey Moniak moving forward and 99% of the replies are "WTF WHY WOULD YOU ENTERTAIN TRADING HIM HE'S A FRANCHISE PLAYER SIGN HIM LONG TERM AND BUILD THE TEAM AROUND HIM"

Nuggets window is shut so tightly it might never open again

Nolan McLean is Dave Stieb

I don't think the Nuggets can reliably win in the playoffs with Joker atp unless they magically revamp the entire lineup. Even then it's very shaky. Your defense is going to be poor and we're going on like 3 years now of the Joker-led offenses being only above average in the offs. Not gonna work.

The Rockies feel different, because they're trying different things, finally. Great @mariodelgadogenzor.bsky.social piece at @baseballprospectus.com zeroing in on the very promising developments in Colorado's bullpen. www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

BPro's most important Rockies fan @mariodelgadogenzor.bsky.social has written about the #Senzaissance and the Rockies bullpen changes writ large

Loved this piece from @mariodelgadogenzor.bsky.social at @baseballprospectus.com this morning, on the #Rockies actually, finally taking some steps toward figuring out how to be a successful pitching organization, for the first time in over a decade. www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

Tyler Freeman batting cleanup is #funny

No outside interference, one singular top rope moment that was built up for most of the match, blood was there because it fit the story, a bunch of exchanges, trading submissions and pins, and impeccable selling from both guys (especially Punk). Real wrestling.

That Roman Punk match was a fucking instant classic. Just wish the blood stayed on Punk face for longer but other than that... 10/10

Cody and Randy were working that match (which I enjoyed) like they were about to double turn for 95% of it and then the finish and post match did a 180 lmao at least Frat McAfee is gone and this is clearly still ongoing.

He can def be champion but his size should absolutely be taken into consideration when they book him. The fact of the matter is, Darby is 5-8 175 lbs at best, isn't built like a fighter, and practically every opponent he'll have is much bigger and stronger than him. They should lean into that.

That Willi Castro contract remains one of the most baffling in recent memory. Absolutely nonsensical in every way other than "great clubhouse guy".

I watched that Ospreay and Moxley match and my lord is it bad lmao what kind of backwards ass story were they telling

Make that cinco ponches for Willi Castro lol

Like HHH and Jericho having to go after Rock and Hogan

This feels like a normal argument me and a friend would have btw

That 7-spot was put up to make me look bad btw

The Rockies couldn't hit their way out of a wet brown paper bag with a bat covered in barbed wire

Will never not be fucking baffled whenever I see Willi Castro in a Rockies uniform. Genuinely one of the oddest free agent contracts I've ever seen.

I like that the Rockies actually considered a game plan in stacking lefties vs Nola and righties vs Luzardo. What they failed to consider is that all of their hitters suck ass so it doesn’t matter

I really love how much they telegraph it btw. It's so easy to tell when they're about to steal. (Although maybe that's because they only get a runner on base once per leap year.)

Rockies on pace to be caught stealing 81 times this year

The new Rockies leadership talked a lot about pitching, pitching, pitching, and some of that focus is showing. Unfortunately, they forgot about the hitting — they're still as bad as ever there.

I'm sorry but it got really funny when I saw him try to jam Bryce Harper with a 91 mph fastball

Fuuuuck that rival fight dude lol

POV: an average windy day in Zaragoza

The Blue Jays putting a position player on the mound in the 8th inning of a March 31st game is some of the most shameless shit I've ever seen from a ballclub. They should get their AL pennant revoked from the park.

Rockies Blue Jays game has a potential 12-out save in the making if things go well @ericstephen.bsky.social

The Rockies overcorrecting like lunatics after years of not stealing bases is driving me fucking nuts already.

The starting pitcher has fallen so far that even MLB itself doesn't give a shit about showcasing the probable starters. I hate it here.

The problem the Rockies have is they're (not without reason) asking their fanbase to be patient after spending the last 7 years giving them nothing but indifference and total incompetence at all fields. Kind of a hard sell after wasting years of their emotional (and financial) investment.

Warren Schaeffer manages his position player side of the roster like he has a bet with his bench coach to find a way to put every single player in the game at some point before the 7th inning. It's fascinating to watch.

This is a jenga tower if I've ever seen one

Super Mega Baseball randomly generated C+ rated free agents in Season 25 vibes

Mike Trout is so back it's not even funny (I am slightly delusional)

Rockies batting like they have dinner reservations for 9:30

Seasonal data for all fastballs, sinkers, and cutters that averaged at least 93mph, going back to 2020 (lefties are included, with h-break mirrored to keep the chart clear). Cam Schlittler’s new cutter stands out, averaging just under 95mph with 6 inches of cut and 9.5 inches of ride.

I'm watching Bret and Shawn's iron man match and look, I get why someone could think it's boring, but I don't agree lol. This is a great fucking match. Slow at first, sure, but it's damn good. I do think they could've used a pinfall for each guy prior to the tie at the end, but still.

Where is me monies

Maybe it's better that I can't watch it. Fuck is this

I have MLB dot TV and Netflix, and I can't watch this fucking game. Everyone involved can suck my dick.

I'll say the Pirates. Fearsome rotation, Griffin going Trout 2012 redux, Henry Davis hitting, bouncebacks from key guys, and that's a roster that can win win 95+ games.