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Okay watching this boy band doc on HBO and it’s time to ask the hard hitting questions… Why in the fresh hell was *NSYNC not called ASTERISKNSYNC?!

Been playing my "favorited" folder in Apple Music and holy hell I sure am a slut for film scores, pre-2016 EDM (it all kind of sucks now), and Radiohead.

Oh NOW I know why this guy is jacked up. He knew “President” Shitler was going to screw up protecting our forests. He had to get ready to go hero mode. Well done, Smoky.

Me, giving yet another t-shirt company my email so I can get 15% off my first order…

Showing my drummer son WHIPLASH this weekend, what could possibly go wrong...?

Please ignore, me getting loud led to the best rep I’ve ever had in December, turns out volume = getting what you want/need sometimes. 😎

Improve a movie by adding KA to any word in the title, I’ll go first: WE BOUGHT A KAZOO

I feel bad sometimes for artists like Sarah McLachlan and Boyz2Men who write beautiful songs that they hope will hit, but then... "What an amazing track! Your song is now forever linked to sick/dying pets and funerals!"

Why is #smokeythebear out here looking like he’s going to star in a movie with Bautista, The Rock, and Momoa? 💪🏼👀

Charles Schulz: I’ve got a great new cartoon strip for you. Editor: Nice! CS: It’s called “Peanuts”. E: Adorable. CS: The lead character is a bald boy. E: Okay…? CS: And everyone hates him. E: Um— CS: His dog hates him the most. E: Dude.

Hey #Scriptsky! I'm someone you should probably never follow, because I don't know where I'm going. I write big action and sci-fi scripts full of woke mind virus. I'm also a cinematographer who loves a narrow focus field, bright colors, and bright lighting and hates being directed on the page.

I always love finding other Lit/Creative Writing double majors. There are so few of us with the bravery to not only pursue 1 mostly worthless degree but then thought “no make it a double”!😂🙏🏼🫡😎

Beastie Boys Ad-Rock on a zoom in 2026: “LET ME SHARE MY SCREEN!”

Fun fact, the working title for #Sinners was KLANPIRES. True story.

The government doesn’t want you dead; they want you just alive enough to work, just poor enough to stay quiet, and just desperate enough to accept it.

The NCAA has the opportunity to do the most incredible thing for the #ncaatournament… Miami OH vs Auburn in the #firstfour. Bruce Pearl thinks Auburn is better? Miami hasn’t played anyone? Earn it. Game on. In Dayton.🏀

Fetterman bravely backtracked when he found out it wasn’t going to pass.

Good god, more of this please. PLEASE keep calling this trash bag out on his lies.

Don't come in to my replies with your nonsense that has nothing to do with my original post. JFC.

I massively used to dislike at-home VO records that was all result of Covid, but boy do I love them now. Listening to my actors from the comfort of my sweatpants and home office desk, not having to drive an hour+ in either direction to get to the studio... Thank you, Covid? 😬

We really do live in a timeline where there were 2 massive hit songs about 99 of something.

Just a dude playing his giant fish as a guitar at the #lamarathon, as one does… 🐟🎸

Best bumper sticker ever. 👏🏻👏🏻

My kid took this shot. I really love it. I don’t love a lot of shots of me. If you don’t like this, just say “you’re a good writer.” I know that much is true.

Too few of you have Destructor choking Kif under Vincent and Jules and it shows.

I made a "it's not a MIDsommar, it's a PEAKsommar" joke that's not getting enough love, damnit.

Welp, the sun popped out after another intense quick storm here in LA. This was our kitchen window after. 🥰

Those of us who scored a middle name that begins with “J” are the true winners of the “rolls off the tongue” nicknames. Pretty much every other letter pairs like a fine wine with J. The AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ, EJ, etc crew. Shout out to our parents for not knowing… but knowing.

Back at it this week doing the running of show… Sky showed off a little this time. 🙏🏼🫡

I'm so mad about that Bad Bunny show... He didn't bring out Bugs Bunny for the most epic duet ever.

I just… am starting to think… that maybe Bad Bunny… is actually… very entertaining.

Next year put Chappell and an army of drag queens out there and MAGA will collectively have an aneurysm-heart attack combo platter

Why yes, neighbors, I am walking my dog and rapping “Ain’t No Half Steppin’” with my whole chest. 🫡 @bigdaddykane

The other halftime show just added another performer to its lineup…

First short film pre-production hurdle! I could use the collective powers of #Scriptsky for this one... Anyone particularly/somewhat well versed on copyright stuff? Got a couple questions regarding a prop...

BRB, working on a cool new idea… #jaws #pulpfiction #sharkhitmen #writesitself

For context as well, Offensive Lineman tend to be big, donkey white boys from the midwest and south. Hmmmm, I wonder where the majority President Adult Diaper's votes came from...?

BOSS MODE.

You know, it SHOULD be someone America... maybe even someone from Puerto Rico... which is part of America...

Thank god the stupid groundhog is keeping dorks who wear top hats relevant.

Not everyone knows we cast Catherine O’Hara as Kaos's Mom on SKYLANDERS ACADEMY. Thrill of a lifetime to not only get the actor you wanted for the role, but it to be HER. And she was the nicest human ever. Sometimes it is absolutely worth meeting your heroes. We lost a great one.

#MELANIA movie is so bad, Lincoln invited John Wilkes Booth to the premiere as his guest.

So heartwarming how much this flaccid boob loves his country.

@drewmcweeny.com @kylebuchanan.bsky.social 👀👇🏼💥

This book is just incredible. For all fans of the film & filmmaking. What a miracle it got made. Loved seeing @DrewMcWeeny featured so prominently. Incredible work, @kylebuchanan 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

And then I learn Ice Cube's real name is O'Shea... so there goes that joke.

Doctor: "Ice Cube! Good news -- it's a baby boy!" Cube: "Bet!" Doc: "You're such a hard dude. Always look mad, one of the baddest rappers in the game. You got a name picked out for this kid?" Cube: "You know how we do." Doc: "And what is this mean name?" Cube: "O'Shea."

“Betrayal arc loading, fam”