You truly have no idea how often you hear the numbers 6 and 7 out in the wild…. Until this, the dumbest of timelines.

Um... how is it a "shock" strike when the news is out now? Who will be shocked exactly?

Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films

Okay seriously how the f*ck does Sirius give this scumbag her own channel? What a piece of trash this woman is.

Big shout out to the sweater I put on earlier that gave me one of the nastiest allergy attacks I've had in awhile. I get it, sweater, maybe you've got 2024 on you and want to go to the dry cleaner. Truly my bad for having to learn the hard way, ya stupid comfy jerk.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

My phone has 1% but 🥲

Liberal Aunt Gladys GO OFF. Here for it.

Tush Push? I call it the "Anus Gainus" @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social

Listen, EVERYBODY thinks their dog is the best dog, but here's the thing: they're right

I’m honestly only still here for Micronauts content.

The Beastie Boys are undefeated.

Jim Harbaugh always has the face of your grandpa wondering who the good goddamn is turning around in their driveway at this time of night on the sideline.

Dunno, kind think the Death Ball knows it's time to do its thing on our crappy human race.

What in the fresh hell happened here? She was so deplorable, probably still is... can we believe in this character's redemption arc? I wouldn't trust her as far as I can throw here MAGA hat, but damn, if she's acting, she is putting on a show.

Man, my fantasy football league used to go big…

😂😂😂 we are such a country of nitwits

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Incredible baseball trivia… Yoshi Yamamoto threw a pitch in 9 months of the past year (started in February, ended November) The 1st season to start and finish internationally (japan, Canada) A “Will Smith” has won been on 6 #WorldSeries winners in a row

Happy Nov. 1!!

More #micronauts #halloween pt 3

More #micronauts #halloween pt 2

Happy Halloween from the fabulous artists at @BoulderMediaLtd and the MICRONAUTS!!! (I’ve been sitting on these sketches for YEARS! 🎃) #micronauts #animation

My wife volunteers with one of college sports programs here in SoCal… and this what she heard from one of the athlete’s… get ready for your bones to creak:

Maybe it's evil spirits that are the root of my problems, but I just don't want to make them scapeghosts.

The most shocking part of this headline is that someone wants to date him

Heeeeyyyy so I went on a podcast and chatted about my novella, THE DRYER. I know you want to check that out. It’ll be the most riveting 30 minutes of your day. Link below. 👇🏼🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊👇🏼 open.spotify.com/episode/70MN...

Still can’t top @ericrogers.bsky.social’s brilliant take on him. youtu.be/L52MtuB3210?...

I’ve seen this movie…

The day clownish Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton files a ridiculous, performative lawsuit against Tylenol seems a good day to re-post this:

👇🏼👇🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

You can still have a hit Tweet… I RT’d someone wondering if the voice of Crash Bandicoot from Skylanders Academy (it’s me, hi) would be his voice on the new Netflix show, and… that thing blew up. 😂😂 Biggest surprise? THE KINDNESS people showed. Maybe this dumb world isn’t as broken as I thought.

My tweet at the other place went viral for this…

Pregnant Women, DON’T TAKE PARENTING ADVICE FROM A CONVICTED FELON WHO OWNED A TEENAGE BEAUTY PAGEANT AND HAS SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH THE MOST NOTORIOUS CHILD RAPIST IN MODERN HISTORY.

Change the whole vibe of a book by adding a word to a title In Cold Blood Pudding Charlotte's Web Browser The Red and the Black Licorice As I Lay Dying T-shirts

I believe in the micronauts

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Finally watching #ThePitt and it is the most exceptional comfort food for #ER fans. And that is the highest of compliments. This show is so good. I love this Noah Wylie career full circle vibe.

"...WILL be completed on-schedule." (Borrowed from Threads.) #starwars

From a Deadline article. “Has did some”. JFC none of these people know how to write or edit anymore.

A Christmas Carol with Drumpf, only the 3 ghosts torture him and drag him to hell at the end.

WEAPONS is finally on HBO. This is not a drill.

The #MrScorsese documentary is incredible… and devastating. And you’ll know what I mean when you get there.

This is the clearest way to explain it.

Of all the things that corrupt moron in the White House has done, destroying it for his own benefit is beyond defendable. I don't give a rat's ass if it's not on tax payer $ (guess what? It is anyway b/c of Dumpty's nonstop gov't grift). We continue to reach a new bottom daily.

"Will be ended"? What kind of sentence is this.

Presented without context…

Would absolutely watch this reboot.

"I love the smell of my bones" - me, in the dentist's chair and him drilling to the depths of hell inside my skull.