Miniseries MAYhem Week One Recap: Godzilla is currently in the lead with 46% of the vote – but Metamorphosis has been holding strong in second, behind by only five votes! Sadly, our man Fred Krueger is trailing a DISTANT third at only 12%... but the month ain't over yet!

This was a really fun episode! I’m glad I finally got to experience the short lived but beautiful Vita. Also had fun making the art and deciding which characters have the most “vita” energy. Thanks again to our amazing patrons for making this episode possible 💛

i have some pitches for mayor mamdani to make new york city a cool place to live: - an evil rival hospital for mt sinai called mt cyanide - a desert area in the city, as well as an ice area - all fast travel points unlocked (no mta fees) - every borough has skill tree and final boss - sewer level

there needs to be a word for the opposite of advertising because that’s what this is

it’s unreal that clayface is using the *exact* same hospital bed shot from the dark knight where harvey says “remember that name you all had for me in internal affairs?” my brother and i used to joke that it would be amazing if he said “clayface…harvey clayface” and now that might actually happen

it’s absolutely insane the stranglehold that michael jackson has on gen x. maybe it’s bc millennials grew up with the infamous south park episodes and scary movie 3 but i simply cannot imagine dying on a hill for that ghoulish rapist. it’s like boomers with woody allen, they just won’t give him up

it's so crazy that nintendo has this commitment to excellence where they break the mold in every game and redefine the medium each time...but then when they do a movie it's just the absolute bare minimum. no ambition at all. just chris pratt showing his ass. i cannot wrap my head around this

no offense but it’s crazy to meet any millennial named damian. their parents were really like “i want my child to have a name that sounds like demon and pays tribute to the most famous child devil in movie history”

due to corporate consolidation we are being forced to merge your group chats. the family group where u talk about your weird aunt is being merged w/ the bigger family chat where your aunt posts weird things. your 3-person meme group called "piss christ" is being folded into your office book club

will never rebuild my twitter follower count on any new platforms as i am simply no longer that mentally ill

it’s been really funny watching the new season of euphoria bc i think they thought they were making twin peaks the return but so far it feels about as intelligent as ed edd n eddy

they should do a sequel to joe dirt called joe ass

it’s crazy that the pope and trump hate each other so much given how similar they are when it comes to running organizations that protect pedophiles

disney spent way too much on their new marvel movie so they need an excuse to sell tickets at a higher price but can’t do imax bc all the theaters are already booked for dune. so instead of just moving the release date they invented their own fake imax lmao

the late-game stars of mario 64 are SO difficult they almost become existential. this level called "wet dry world" has a bunch of stars hidden in this weird area that's deep under the water that's called The Town. you can only reach it by this long, thin cage. when u get there, everyone is gone

after the success of pokopia, nintendo should fully commit to putting their famous franchises/characters into new genres. lets have a hardcore metroidvania starring shy guy. animal crossing warriors. grand theft toad

i had an idea for a quantum sitcom where the guy’s main catchphrase is “is that my ass over there??!!”

after years of experimentation i have finally unlocked the ability to make a better cappuccino at home than i can get at (mostly) any coffee shop

one detail i haven’t seen anyone point out about the new mario movie is how whenever literally any character shows up, they say their name and exactly what they are doing. like “i’m bowsers son im and gonna get you now!” i guess second-screen filmmaking is a real thing now, huh

the lion does not concern himself with ejecting a hard drive before removing it

do you think there was ever a time when bane was acting very normal (so not very league of shadows-like) and someone said to him, "the apple has fallen *very* far from the tree, mr bane"

okay so if ai has feelings now then it should be possible to bully it into a deep immovable depression and i personally believe that is our civic duty as human beings

adam driver in the last jedi:

you’re gonna wanna watch the new Hilger Special™️

it's the 5 year anniversary of @eyeoftheduckpod.com ! we've recorded 250+ weekly episodes through a pandemic, multiple apartment moves, my wedding, @adamvole.com's directorial feature debut, and the birth of my son. humbled by everyone who tunes in to celebrate cinema with us. here's to five more!!!

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

what the heck is the backrooms is it a movie about a lady who’s scared of loading into new video game areas

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

regal astoria closed forever?? please @mayor.nyc.gov, im begging you, say it ain’t so

now that i have a child i can tell that most food/diet influencers are completely full of shit…eliminating most kinds of food and eating only like once a day? you’re not “intermittent fasting” buddy, you’re a toddler

if snl uk really wanted to commit to the bit, they should only do 2 seasons, have a really good and conclusive finale, and then just end

im really trying to attain this aesthetic by q2 if anyone has any suggestions please lmk

hbo’s next big tv series adaptation should be a reboot of family guy

the beloved original trilogy that revolutionized filmmaking technology. the reviled prequel trilogy that pushed it way too far. and now an attempt to recapture the old glory with a (doomed) sequel trilogy. star wars and lord of the rings. it's just like poetry, it rhymes

this is crazy news for many reasons but just right off the bat i gotta say there's a (somewhat) canon sequel story written by tolkien called "the new shadow" and i cant understand why they would go with the awful name "shadow of the past" lmao

Me, emerging from the depths to report that the button over at the publisher for my book has flipped from "preorder" to "buy" It's Becoming Alien (second edition) publication day!

the nacho varga erasure is crazy

things are now in motion that cannot be undone

im sure we're going to get a smash ultimate switch 2 edition very soon but i keep telling ppl that for the actual next game in the series, nintendo should do a 3v3 marvel vs capcom approach, call it smash bros vs nindies, and fill out the roster with a ton of indie game all-stars

lmao the george lucas of ai is such a pathetic achievement. can you imagine being recognized for that? congratulations, you are the steven spielberg of shit from an ass

real toddler parents know that small fry is the only toy story short that’s worthy of the brand

so thrilled for the union at alamo, this is a positive change for both the workers AND moviegoers. huge win.

if youre seeing smoke rising out of any backwards kangol hats today it's because the trailer for jonah hill's new movie is out and hollywood has apparently elected its next joey pants

my cat (with crusties around eyes) watching us eat sushi

i truly hate to be That Guy but uhhh this seems like something the Switch 2 should have been able to do at launch

nobody talks about how the gluten free pizza at papa johns is somehow actually better than gluten free pizza at most high end pizzerias and it's only $9. i have to apologize to the papa i was not aware of his (non-wheat) game

why would you rely on ai bots for information when you can just ask my friend dan who knows everything

i am so happy to finally return to @eyeoftheduckpod.com this week to finish our exploration of middle earth with THE HOBBIT !! for all the listeners who reached out for support, you are the best. and a very special thanks to @stephenhilger.bsky.social for filling in as guest host in my absence ❤️

Dom would like to give a very special thanks to all the listeners who reached out with support during his absence! And a big thank you as well to @stephenhilger.bsky.social from everyone at Eye: MF Headquarters for pinch hitting while he was gone!

Return of King Dom