untuck now, queen

chaos jury nullification

why.

i love edging.

for pride month i will be doing nothing differently. shit's gay year-round over here.

you guys don't understand, rouge isn't the sex appeal of team dark. that would be omega.

shadow hedgehog protein

shadow the hedgehog 2: starring cream the rabbit. the two is written in roman numerals with bunny ears.

team dark

sonic r(emastered) except for legal reasons sega replaces the entire soundtrack with instrumental soundalikes they had the intern make in an afternoon

omega's kind of a rilf

i'm going to kill the president in shadow the hedgehog (2005)

it's me. i'm going to rock the place.

rouge got three chaos emeralds out of maximum security lockup faster than i can open a pickle jar. mad respect to her for that honestly.

how do chao even lay those eggs anyways

this is one of the coolest panels in sonic comic history

radical highway. laugh.

hello bird. i fucking hate you.

no one makes a fool of me. that's why i spent the entirety of yesterday locked in a room and interacting with nothing and no one.

i was in a video game one time and i never really recovered.

MAR14 #mariarobotnik #art

"I hope this email finds you well" How the email found me:

🫦💄💋✨ (part 1???) #shadowthehedgehog #rougethebat

what's a homestuck and why the hell does tails want me to read it. what's a car cat.

you know i keep that mf thang on me (a single ring)

they weren't lying, my bed sure is in ruins.

he knows what's up

what do you mean that isn't what ptsd stands for? this is bullshit, rouge lied to me.

they really looked at team dark and decided they were making a team with more raw sex appeal then every other team combined

team dark is going to spend christmas dressed up as the three spirits, and eggman is our scrooge. it's going to be a good day.

i'm your huckleberry.

just got done talking with silver. apparently going back in time to kill my father is a no-go. bummer.

lanolin could get a spot on team dark today if she wanted it. you know, if the whole restoration thing doesn't work out.

watch sonic 3. i'm in it.

sorry i'm not entirely with it, they put me in a medically induced coma for dream team

chickm nuget.

sega, let me say fuck. i promise it will be cool and awesome.

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! I'm not a conspiracy theorist but....

Freak #sonadow #sonicthehedgehog

ring racist

idk i think this is from 2023

crazy how a rich person just dies without any outside interference sometimes.

they weren't lying, that bird is definitely angry.

me, walking up to sonic and tails: well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers

i love mooching off of sonic's followers. means i have to put even less effort into this social media thing.

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sonic, i'm picking you up at 6pm sharp. be there or forever be too slow.

A handjob from Sonic would probably rip your dick off