if anyone's wondered where I went for the past year, this is the answer! I've been helping shape it from inception, and operate a node at akkoma.mellivora.social which is currently(!) invite-only (thus the bare landing page) but, if we know each other at all, feel free to ping me for an invite!

So my house almost burned down. It's not destroyed but it is definitely uninhabitable. If you can donate you'll have my everlasting gratitude, if not I don't blame you in this economy. Pics and QR code to follow.

if anyone's wondered where I went for the past year, this is the answer! I've been helping shape it from inception, and operate a node at akkoma.mellivora.social which is currently(!) invite-only (thus the bare landing page) but, if we know each other at all, feel free to ping me for an invite!

Make that biweekly lol. Looks like cohost really has won.

Time for my weekly glance back at Bluesky

Me when my entire brand identity is rooted in ableism

oh right this site exists too I guess

*glances sidelong at Chik-Fil-A* Fucking hell, I'm in the wrong country

Thoroughly correct, and also this is one place "fake it 'til you make it" is definitely real. Act hot and confident whether or not you really feel it! By and large people will treat you as what you present, which soon fosters real confidence and effortless habitual hotness.

I was all set to go to bed an hour and a half ago but when the muse calls one must answer 🤷‍♀️

THEY'RE VISITING i have not seen my queerplatonic romantibestie in (does math) fuck it's only been seven months but it's *definitely been over a year okay* and they will be here in TEN DAYS and my elation is UNCONTAINABLE

Achievement unlocked: get called clocky without getting clocked 🤷‍♀️

Seems like I've finally for-real moved to Cohost as my main social medium, so back to the old Twitter display name here.

'tis the season for my normal wardrobe to be mistaken for festive

Being trans and having trans friends is cool because your friends are hot and they are constantly in the process of becoming even hotter

There is no need to control the outcome of every election when the candidate pool is effectively restricted to willing collaborators, by first-past-the-post forcing a two party system. The elections can be real because the power consolidation is baked in (and mostly maintains itself stochastically).

It's always a little weird to be reminded that I'm an obligate switch because like... this mostly sounds great but for me there are quotes around "pins you down" (it's VERY cute when they try!) and that "good girl" at the end would frankly turn my stomach.

(full alt text on cohost) cohost.org/akhra/post/3...

I don't know this guy, but this remains the funniest lede I've ever read in my life. It's been five years and I still think about it.

Utterly disheartened to find that despite writing in a perfectly good butch, Pantheon decided to go with the straight option.

Four episodes into Pantheon This is the best show with no confirmed lesbians I've seen in half a decade

No idea who this is — probably someone I blocked for unrelated reasons, and they're just using blocked-by as a target list — but my god, imagine being so committed to petty toxic fuckery that you create a whole account just to "send a message" via follow notifications

wow I just spontaneously remembered the series finale of M*A*S*H and it turns out that's trauma

🥺🥺🥺

Reskeet if Uh Fuck I thought about women and forgor So reskeet if women

Moved back to my podunk hometown two months ago, after being away near six years. It's been SO much better than I expected/remembered about trans acceptance... so I was caught thoroughly off guard tonight by bathroom transphobia. 😕

To make my left hand fuckin' badass is yours, Inanna

To make my left hand fuckin' badass is yours, Inanna

Note to self: be a bit more careful with follows until I have enough that one or two high-volume posters can't completely flood my feed with stuff I'm vaguely-to-not interested in. Hard to just do friendly follows here. 😕 Hm, unless there's a feed-only mute feature...? Always wanted that on twX,

“…a Philadelphia judge had dismissed all criminal charges against the former police officer who shot and killed Eddie Irizarry last month…” If you’re more upset at the Apple Store or a liquor store getting trashed than that idk what to tell ya.

Commemorating my escape from Elno's Xmpire, courtesy of @yendy.bsky.social

Psst yo hey, @yendy.bsky.social has a batch of YCH comms up and they're fire actually, go give her your money? cohost.org/porcuMoose/p...

reskeet if you love trans women and think america should pay for it's crimes on a global scale

Does Bluesky not host video at all, or am I missing something?

A tentative agreement has been reached to end the WGA strike!!! #wgastrong #unionstrong

When she starts using an affectionate pet name for you but it's "cognitohazard"

Beauty and the Bottom

lol, lmao