My 4yo: “And den Ghost-Spider calls Skye from PAW Patrol to be a helper for the Lightfury!” A sophisticated online persona: “The Fortnite-ification of playtime. Play slop.”

@mjvariant.bsky.social I just heard your episode of @chattergangmtg.bsky.social and discovered my next deck thanks to you: Aminatou Veil Piercer with a reanimator theme, thanks to your recommendation of Debtor’s Knell. @mutantnarwhalplays.bsky.social said I should let you know!

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

@keith-baker.com Do you play Magic? My friend and I just had the idea of putting together an Eberron cube, as if we’re visiting the world for a draft set.

*darth vader voice as i cast cyc rift* i have changer'd the game, pray i don't changer it further

Judge me based on my commanders…

i feel like a piece of bread spread over two little butts or whatever bilbo said

My latest opus: I used the four fundamentals of Chinese Martial Arts to build Elsha, Threefold Master to play like a grandmaster of kung fu youtu.be/Vetf7EHxsfc

Turned 0-2 into 7-2 in my most recent attempt at a Foundations quick draft!

Tfw you take a couple days off of work to recharge but now you don’t think you can ever go back