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Writing fantasy comedy is stating that a French braid is named after the dressing and then providing a lengthy, in-depth history of the fantasy creation of French dressing presented as little more than an aside, and then being disappointed when the reader doesn't laugh.

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Assemblymember Zohran Mamdani is now here calling for the release of Lander (his fellow mayoral candidate)

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"So I asked my colleague if we should disrupt the opposition. He said sure. I said: How about at the speech? He said: that'd be uncivil, we can hold up civil signs instead. I said okay: How about at our other colleague's censure hearing, we will probably vote yes for? He said fine. True story."

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"We will only take money from good billionaires," said the Democratic committee chair. "Those exist?" "Well, theoretically, anything exists if I believe hard enough in it and the entire party will believe what I tell them, so jot that down," he said counting the money the billionaires gave him.

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In most cases, the word "genius" is a lie. It's usually a propaganda word used by media millionaires for their violent money-addicted billionaire bosses with severe delusions of grandeur.

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"COMMUNISM-- BAD!" shouted the undead abomination that they had created to rule them. It roared it in unison at the top of its lungs. "What about fascism?" the blue head asked. "Fascism?" the red head replied and then it tilted its mitts "that's fine." The blue head nodded and conceded the point.

"Why weren't we talking about this," said the democratic shill, feigning ignorance. The Democrat leadership looked worriedly at the house they had built on a foundation of denied health insurance claims and the bones of the poor. "Well, at least the house isn't built out of bones like the GOP."

"No mockery! Only praise," the dragon roared. He rolled angrily on his mountain of emeralds and wondered why people got so mad when he burned the peasants and their homes. He mourned that he could not fly up into the stars and away from all the terrible root vegetables.

The necromancer gazed from his mountain of gold at the people that scurried around like ants. "What is wrong with them," he said to the skull he wore as a hat. "They should have class solidarity with the zombies we created specifically so they can't. Words can't hurt them, only the teeth can do that

"It is a well-known fact," Goah said, "that since the beginning of time-- or since humans anyway-- humans have never been corrupted by money. It is a reward for hard work and is unadulterated and pure." Eliza looked visibly confused and wondered what a stroke felt like.

"All that stuff I promised you," the blue team said, casually kicking away a dying left voter. "More fracking, less immigrants, I got war criminal endorsements-- genocide-- did that mean nothing to you?" "Oh sure," said the right voter. He straightened his red team hat, "but, you know, red team."

Today we remember we are supposed to be a democracy-- or something.

In 2028, I emerge from under my rock to go to the polls with a Pokemon Go 2 sponsor. I stare in awe at Democratic Tom Cotton, as the tent had grown so wide as to encapsulate most of the 'normal' Republicans—still ignoring the left. "At least he isn't Don Jr.," I say, coughing from the new plague.

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