"ketchup flavored" nope, just gonna stop you there

if you were genuinely enjoying this Trader Joe's product then you deserve everything coming to you

I told some chud "hit dogs will holler" and he started arguing about how dogs technically don't holler

If Lynwood can say no to flock I know you can @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social

based on true events

My worst nightmare is that anyone ever think I organize to get famous or enrich myself. I do it because I had a hard life, I got some space to breathe, and I want things to be easier for everyone. I talked about this because I want other people to see that they can just do something.

I hereby extend an invitation to the Swedish womens volleyball team to party with me

In a world [establishing shot of the Manhattan skyline] Where rate hikes are not contractionary [shot of a Wall Street stock ticker] One man [shot of Larry Summers] Has the courage [slow zoom-in on Larry hanging with Jeffrey Epstein] To adopt an obscure heterodox theory...

imagine if rentals were banned and people still can't qualify for a mortgage

"a moderation list for people who hate warm baths, Calvin and Hobbes, and human trafficking"

neighborhood Facebook group final boss

Errico Malatesta

worst person you know, great point, etc

have crustpunks ever considered just doing their laundry

whoever invented waldolf salad was wild as hell. absolutely unhinged work.