As a soccer player, he's used to crying about something that didn't happen

"How can Seattle even begin to envision a just, prosperous, and creative tomorrow when it can barely afford extant annual expenditures?"

I refuse to believe that this house exists anywhere within Seattle city limits. This is an Airbnb in Sammamish.

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

I think that as economists we should be a lot more concerned that everyone feels like they've got poorer when the data show they haven't. We certainly shouldn't just be assuming that the customers are wrong, rather than that we're no longer measuring things that are most relevant to wellbeing

perfect instrumentation perfect arrangement perfect bridge (1995)

I add "gif" to every gif alt text because I know that people mute that use alt text! respect people's mutes!

love the doot doots

Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.

imagine your wife comes home from the moon and your dog just starts growling

Immaculate vibes

"this Gaza account sounds like every scammer I've ever trolled" have you considered that you're just racist against people who speak English as a second language?

I took my uncle to the Dick's on Broadway one time and, completely unprompted, he was like "I used to buy drugs in this parking lot"

Artemis has been a boon to flat earthers

Nick Land crashing out because the latest Claude loves Mark Fisher

Bluesky has been so broken for so long that at this point it's almost like they're trolling us

Peter Gabriel changed the game by adding a flute intro to Sledgehammer after the fact. That's not just a remaster--that's a rethinking.

hey Google, how do I be alert during the hours of 9-3 Eastern time

Chakotay: I love you. Janeway: I know.

stop 👏 anthropomorphizing 👏 chatbots 👏

bruh

I've decided to name the trees in my greenbelt

stop 👏 anthropomorphizing 👏 chatbots 👏

Skyscrapers are scraping together Your voice is smoking Last cigarettes are all you can get Turning your orbit around

I don't know who needs to hear this but Pilsner is a type of lager

LOL

ceos calling themselves job creators just like how real estate agents are property creators

when my dog isn't ready for the walk to end and she starts sniffing every little thing we call her Joseph Stallin'

remember when Choe was fired from a Sinclair local news station for being too fascist? Pepperidge Farm remembers

Fucking WHAT

when they said "shredded wheat" they were referring to the roof of your mouth

NASA Wake-Up Music If I Were In Charge #1

sometimes when I don't want to pick music I just listen to the SiriusXM promo channel

who is it? i just want to block

I've decided the actual most evil plant is the Himalayan blackberry, even the root looks like a devil baby

liberals hide your utter contempt for disabled people challenge

you just know the second guy makes that face in every selfie

"When you see people call themselves revolutionary always talking about destroying, destroying, destroying but never talking about building or creating, they’re not revolutionary. They do not understand the first thing about revolution. It’s creating." --Kwame Ture

the pigeonhole principle is so funny "only N items can fit in N slots" yeah man

lady DJs are my kryptonite

elephantitis of the panus