I hate to see you reap, but I love to watch you sow

why trust the anthropological record when instead we can do PURE DEDUCTIVE REASONING from FIRST PRINCIPLES such as GOD HATES COMMUNISM

did you know it's possible to do that without being a tourist?

Velma is legally blind, Shaggy and Scooby are stoned out of their minds, and Daphne is a woman

I recently witnessed someone being extremely racist in the comments and then they said "it's not my fault that I'm autistic and recognize patterns"

I swear to god every atproto dev is a genAI buttcoin fucking "why does the left hate technology" ass dipshit

incredible

please add me

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this is so fucking funny

I love how Ken Jennings was on Jeopardy for so long that he ran out of stories and just starting making shit up

reminder that Roger Stone has a huge tattoo of Richard Nixon on his upper back

(thinking I can finally get some sleep now that the Mentos theme isn't playing on repeat in my head) oh for fuck's sake

Sometimes my dog looks like Kash Patel.

they call it patent leather but frankly it's not obvious that it's leather at all

fellas, is it gay to enjoy stuffing?

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Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’

isn't there a rule that if the headline is a question then the answer is always no

Walking back into a party I stole all the drinks and snacks from: is this place open minded about innovation yet?

imagine if rentals were banned and people still can't qualify for a mortgage

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neighborhood Facebook group final boss

Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey

Oh no, someone hacked into my 7-Up fan site by figuring out my secret password, "CoolSpotRules" That wasn't very uncola of them.

conservative, accusation, confession etc

as an autistic person I really want to reclaim the R slur for people like me with information processing differences ...but I'm not going to

btw this is why those new auto hidden replies are so pernicious the fact that they are hidden is not huge deal, the problem is that they also never generate any kind of notification

Georgy Porgy, pudding pie Kiss the girl, she's not behind the door

Bluesky only has 'mute' and 'block' but there should be at least four levels ⬇️

this HIV medication commercial has gay Black men *and* bisexual Black men

I've praised specialized machine learning as potentially revolutionary, but these know-nothing managers don't even want to do that buzzword anymore, they think they can just build one model to rule them all and handle any use case via "system prompts" that guide the slop machine into faking results

no countries should attend, double for the olympics

haha remember when DOGE was supposed to be modernizing the COBOL code at the Treasury and the Fed for some undefined reason? how is all that going anyway?

the Bluesky chronological search index has been broken for weeks lmao search for some random words and go to the "Latest" tab and it will just spin forever

Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.

I hate seeing quote posts with the OP "Blocked" because it always makes me switch to an alt to see if it's me, and even when it still says "Blocked" it makes me wonder if my alt is also blocked? because I crosslink all my accounts so it's possible. Bluesky please just tell us *who* is blocked.

when I woke up this morning I thought everyone was talking about this post and not the RFK felching sexts oh you sweet summer child...

the stupidest part about that "Dick Cheney was antifa" post is that they couldn't even point to him being actively antifascist, they were just arguing that he wasn't a fascist per se, but only being neutral on fascism doesn't make you antifa it just makes you a fucking liberal

"Grok says Elon is more athletic than LaBron" i don't believe that made up nonsense "Grok says the Ukraine peace plan is translated from Russian" so true!!!!

I didn't know Victor Wooten was in the Flecktones? like that's what he's known for? 🤦