He’s handing out commemorative coins with his FBI director title on them! We live in the stupidest time.😩

who can say why 🤷‍♂️

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me: circumcision is wrong them: it's weird how much you think about other people's babies' genitals

do you also have zero problem with parents doing gender assignment surgery on intersex babies? because uhhh

I got ratioed by Brewers fans

fuck waffle

I guess we're all just a test bench for attracting more VC funding 🤷‍♂️

I love how the Brewers probably can't really use beer in their marketing so their logo is just a baseball and a baseball glove

"Hey Nineteen" is a timeless celebration of America's greatest pastime: old men grooming teenage girls while drinking tequila and doing cocaine

the Jan 6 race rioters all got pardons so sure why not

Looked in my rear view mirror, Police was getting closer Heard a roar in the sky Looked up and saw the Blue Thunder My inner conscious says Throw your handkerchief and Surrender, but to who? The star spangled banner?

Jurassic 5 "Quality Control" is a master class in sampling

social media CEO name searching "CEO"

I see how Breaking Bad could make you want to be a drug kingpin but personally it only made me want to do the drugs

I am not at all shocked that their idea of fixing this problem is to implement some kind of magic machine learning doodoo

Youtubers really need to stop calling everything "insane"

ChatGPT was designed to confirm the user's biases about their prompt

stop 👏 comparing 👏 ChatGPT 👏 to 👏 Star Trek 👏

quote posts should have an option to say whether it's a dunk or ironic support

this is going to sound petty, but it's worth pointing out that these accounts don't have their huge following because they're particularly good posters (well maybe Jerry), they have it because they're Bluesky team who effectively post official communication for the site plus occasional insider info

to take that following and post this "haha waffles" shit as if you're actually some celebrated poster? cringe

social media CEO implying that harsh replies on their social media site, on the account where they make official announcements about their social media site, amount to harrassment

deleting and reposting with edits because it doesn't "sit correctly" on the Website

songwriting technique that probably emerged much earlier but I call it "The David Bowie" where you do a verse and hint the chorus but then you go into a second verse then another chorus hint and finally you drop the chorus

I guess we're all just a test bench for attracting more VC funding 🤷‍♂️

just mind-numbingly stupid

cool argument, unfortunately I've already depicted me as the pancake and you as the waffle

They aren't just following orders; they are personally invested in the ideological warfare and they are backed by the state

Bluesky feels like it's being held together with duct tape right now

the talk about AI video social media sites reminds me of how right wing social media sites always fail bc they don't have a liberal user base to mock these sites will similarly fail if they're too creator-focused and can't attract the common dipshit users who would be enthralled by AI videos

"I don't like Seattle in the winter" wow ya think?

I hate everyone involved in this

I've always been really skeeved out by how certain Bluesky team like Paul and Jerry muddle their professional personas with their poster personas and I've been unable to make a real critique about it but now I feel vindicated

LAND BACK NOONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND FREE PALESTINE

Is this a safe space? I don't get this joke. Are his friends all involved in nefarious schemes? Is it a historical reference? Is it about surveillance?

honey wake up, the republicans are trying to meme

"Fixing" the waffles problem would involve banning bad faith actors. Jesse Singal is one of the most prolifically bad faith actors on here. Asking when he's going to be banned is extremely on topic.

"vibe working" we used to call that "thinking"

you should be able to tap-hold any post and like/repost it from any of your logged in accounts and keep scrolling

this bar playlist just went from Ella Fitzgerald to Richard Cheese and I'm not sure how to feel about that

first day of Running Lessons

you have legitimate grievances against communists, but did you consider that you're making your case at a time that is incredibly inconvenient to me?

The editing of posts isn't a particularly difficult tech problem (it's built into any sensible log-based architecture) but it is an interesting social problem (a post has a hundred likes and it's edited--do you notify a hundred people and give them a chance to unlike before you authorize the edit?)

Thomas Mars is to Sofia Coppola as Chris Martin is to Gwyneth Paltrow

overhearing a dude negging a woman in the bar and he goes to the bathroom so you glance over but she is obviously enthralled with his charm 🤦‍♂️

This is pathetic

Fuckin' Wayne Brady is in this thing lol that's just embarrassing for the Saudis