Can't even piss straight, nasty lads! Alt version

Oh I am so very eepy. It's going to make make me go sleepy.

Oh, forgot to post this thought when I was baked yesterday. Pissing while high is An Experience.

Don Draper standing in front of the coca cola execs with a poster board that says "Anyone you see drinking a Pepsi is a pedophile"

BIRTHDAY FOX ✨🦊✨

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

Let me help

Flint snores SO loud whenever he goes to bed tired.

I'm slightly tipsy so I'm just gonna say if any of you fucks out there with disposable income are staying in hotels or still ordering door dash at this particular moment in time you better be tipping with $50 bills

This is, quite literally, our collective duty.

the mood is not subtle

A colander A tire swing A marshmallow An empty beer bottle

Look. I'm just gonna throw it out there. I don't think Democrats are fit to meet the moment. "Oh so you want Republicans to win?". No. I want good people to meaningfully stop the bad people. Something that the Democrats seemingly refuse to actually do. We're beyond finger wagging and decorum now

Abolition isn't good enough

Anything I can say right now is against terms of service...

New Year's Check In with Isaiah. --- YCH piece featuring our friend @summerfoxy.bsky.social and their rhino buddy, Brock! Thank you thank you again! ;)

I think it's best for my mental health to stay the hell away from the internet today. But, now and forever, fuck ICE

Had some leftover ham so I whipped up a bechamel and did a croque madame. Tossed a bit of maple syrup on for good measure.

*does tricks on it while breakcore plays*

Well look what day it is, #FatCockFriday fuck buddy that works near by loves my fat cock and stops by to try and force it all down his throat. Yet to be successful, but is it ever hot watching him try. #Gay #CockWorship #HugeCock

Oh....my penis is big....

You either cum in the sink or sink in the cum...

When you piss in the bath, you bathe in the piss. I feel like that's some sort of sage advice.

Am I allowed to post that 30+ meme thing. I feel like I barely qualify.

How are you gonna help me celebrate #fatcockfriday ? >;3

It's pretty fat, I guess. #fatcockfriday #fcf #nsfw

Ruff!

[IRL NSFW ⚠️] Well, I promised~ #FCF #behemothnudes

Be sure to keep *both* your necks warm this season, my bloomfies.🧣 More at t.me/NawizDog! 🩶 #nsfw #irl #irlnsfw #irlnudes #penis #uncut #fcf

For #FCF I'm thinking back to when I met up with @sleipnirad.bsky.social to see how I measured up to a real stallion. Got my heart racing thinking about being dwarfed by that delicious thick uncut meat. Go read the alt text. I enjoy thinking how much bigger and better the horse is #SPH #sizediff

Got something fun on the way for #FCF.

This cutie wanted to compare cocks, thought he could compete with a horse. More than twice his size in both length and girth. #Gay #SizeComparison #SPH #HugeCock

I do not agree with what is going on and I wish it to stop

I know it's a part of the job but I really do feel bad about reviewing someone's code with "hey dawg Imma be real, absolutely none of this is getting merged"

I don't think Humboldt Broncos is an appropriate backdrop for an 8 episode Netflix series tbh.

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

Because I really need sleep but wanted to get something out there, I decided to break my investigation into yiffpersonality into parts. Enjoy!

Photograph my ass hole call it a ring camera

Hit me with your dad's cock. Fire away!

This is what it looks like when I go visit @briefthief.bsky.social #furry #furryart

Axell thought he could walk naked down the hall without the penis troll copping a feel. It was me. I was the penis troll.

Grey Anatomy or some shit idk I haven't seen the show.

A gift for someone very special to me! @jur4ssic.bsky.social! I loved drawing Blaise and I got to make River, my Toxtricity pokesona too!

Hey Canadians! If you want to support small lgbt+ furry business, I use @timberwolftrading.bsky.social They offer quality stickers and other various printing/engraving needs!

A nice little walk during sunset

Oh Fuck It's #AppreciateADragonDay 😈😈 #furry #furryart #scalie #dragon

Gator Pokemon🐊

Stop thinking with your dick. Think with mine instead.

You got a silly willy? You got a mirthy meatstick? You got a teehee peepee? Well I wanna see it.

I know there is no legal Avenue to do this, but this pig should have to pay back his entire salary for the 8 years he spent abusing his position. Sentencing for former city police officer underway www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...