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Now they done knew

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Tired but trying.

Happy zaddy day to all who observe! 💜💙🩷

Happy Pride! 💙🩷💜

Got laid.

this is such an onion story

Just a daddy in Puerto Rico.

This is very sweet. Might have gotten a bit emotional 🥹

Felt hot. Literally.

Sweating like a whore in a place that is warm.

Made a fitness

Update: To things and those that have been living rent-free in my head, due to the economy, I am now charging rent. Venmo and all forms of payment are due first of the month. Thank you.

Just realized I had to scroll down to see about 5 weeks of unread IG messages. Welp. Sorry, to everyone that I accidentally ignored quality memes from. 🙇🏻‍♂️

Not to brag but I’ve been where the astronauts come out and wave before missions. 🌖

Egg drop soup is foreplay.

Senator Chris Murphy, "The Strait of Hormuz was open before the war began" "We are now seeking to solve a problem that we created" "This is insanity"

Had so much good news come in today I’m getting emotional. 😭

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Nothing dries me up faster than low effort.

I would like a wing, I would like a wing I would like a chicken wing on my dinner table. I would like it big and juicy, shining So I can take a flat and dip and munch about it. And when the tray is here, forgive me, God, the ranch while I devour it.

I’ll stand in TSA lines if it means they stop executing citizens in the streets. This administration cannot govern.

Hello, followers. I have pushed heavy things and eaten chicken chests. Fitness made.

Just do you know…

Girls FTW!

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I hope this is the thighlight of your day.

Pump up the jam

Applying the traditional ATL lemon pepper to the wings prior to takeoff.

The boomers sure do love their loud ringers being on and speaker phone for all to enjoy.

Strange to see #ATL as a ghost town. But no ice is a welcome sight for those flight that are able to land in better-weather locations (not many in the USA). #gawx

Still just wet roads south of the metro. Some slight ice on treetops. ATL airport is wet and VERY empty. No security lines at all. #gawx #atl

Let’s see. Texas facing severe winter weather, I know one senator must be on his way to Mexico or someplace else already.

I’m convinced baby boomers and other generations are so terrible is because of all the lead poisoning.

Celebrating the annual Grinchussy.

Thank you to all the brands for wishing me a merry Christmas.

Can some of y’all actually hear and understand song lyrics without having to look it up to make sense of them?

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God. Ate too much panettone.

Alcohol sucks. It’s not even fun anymore.

There is virtually no harmless way of consumption in a capitalist society.

Only millennials can get this. 🎻 👙 👀

I’m going to learn guitar just to play the intro to Toni Braxton’s “He Wasn’t Man Enough.” Now you can’t get it out of your head.

Community notes don’t get much more brutal than this

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Predator Badlands was so good! I was shooketh.

One mayor a council does not make.