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I need you to write me something.

We have one submission. I know some of yall are into the sports. Daddy says submit.

Ya boy can clean up every now and then.

What cartoon character personifies you? Easy.

Last year in my 30s. Going to go out hotter and sluttier than ever. But mostly tired.

The Dubai chocolate ice cream bars at Costco make me weak.

If you win the jackpot (you won’t), I’m available for sugar baby services. I bill $1 billion an hour. 😘

Are we laboring on this day? Nay!

After the age of 35 I decided I will opt out of being in any wedding ensemble.

Oh my effing gawd. BOUGHT.

Wow, nature really is h*rny for me

Got a b-12 💉 and that needle was like a pencil girth. I bled through my band-aid and my shirt afterward and had to go back and get cleaned up. I’m a very brave boy. Send love

Growing a mustache is getting lip filler for boys

For my rebrand, I’m going to remove my entire face and just make farting noises. No, I’m not using the same agency as Cracker Barrel. Why do you ask?

My energy for the rest of this year

My AirPods are playing music from some source and I have no idea where. I’ve closed every open app on my phone. 🤷🏻‍♂️😳

Do you like the sport? Are you jock? Write words for the broskies to adore!

My first real introduction to Chicago was beyond amazing. I saw wonderful people, like @daneuntamed.bsky.social, and explored like I always dreamed. I love this place and can’t wait to come back.

I am a tiki boy now. I love Chicago!

Sponsored by Hyatt. I guess.

Day 1 in Chicago was full of brutalism and severe weather.

Me. Chicago. Next week.

Serve smug realness from the doc’s office.

My god, Ina Garten has me weak with wanting to make everything I see her cook.

Noticing a pattern here.

Sunday snoots

My shoulder got a boo-boo (torn labrum) but doing PT and still werkin it.

Nooooo! I grew up listening to Connie and it always makes me think of summers at my grandparent’s house. 😭

Mikey totally needs to join Bluesky and he & I totally need to get back to work on our long dormant Hannah Montana-meets-Alias comic concept NUMBER ONE HIT.

Pretty kickass day here in #STL. Found the workout room, and ended it with dinner on the field!

Not a bad view from the room! #STL

Off I go to St. Louis. Known for their saints and Louises. Louisi?

The Sommer cut sponsored by the flu. Beats eating better, I suppose.

Be a good boy and submit.

My new cicada buddy.

Budzinski: Families making over $700,000 a year will see a boost of $12,000 almost entirely from tax cuts. Shockingly, households making $23,000 a year or less are set to lose about $1600 a year, mostly due to deep cuts to Medicaid and food assistance

If every one of the 340 million people in America paid a new $35 copay to visit the doctor, that still wouldn’t be enough to cover how much Meta would get from just one tax break in Donald Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill."

Sometimes I’m business casual.

AOC calls for Donald Trump’s impeachment following his decision to bomb Iran.

What do you stan? Lets hear it!

⚡️ Issue 24 is dedicated to FANDOM! Which fandom(s) do you belong to? What does fandom mean to you? Why? #LGBTQ folks, please send essays, art, journalism, etc* to [email protected] by Saturday, 7/19. DM us with any questions! *Please, no poetry for this issue.

Happy daddies day!

Proud of the people who came out in our bustling ATL suburb to protest. #nokings

Photos from the No Kings protest at Liberty Plaza today. Very proud of my fellow ATLiens. #nokings #atl

#NoKings #ATL

NO KINGS 🇺🇸

Trying out my new trunks.

Pumped up for Pride Month.

The lighting in Germany was good when I was there.