Let’s see. Texas facing severe winter weather, I know one senator must be on his way to Mexico or someplace else already.

I’m convinced baby boomers and other generations are so terrible is because of all the lead poisoning.

Celebrating the annual Grinchussy.

Thank you to all the brands for wishing me a merry Christmas.

Can some of y’all actually hear and understand song lyrics without having to look it up to make sense of them?

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God. Ate too much panettone.

Alcohol sucks. It’s not even fun anymore.

There is virtually no harmless way of consumption in a capitalist society.

Only millennials can get this. 🎻 👙 👀

I’m going to learn guitar just to play the intro to Toni Braxton’s “He Wasn’t Man Enough.” Now you can’t get it out of your head.

Community notes don’t get much more brutal than this

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Predator Badlands was so good! I was shooketh.

One mayor a council does not make.

It is cold. I am cold. I do not like it.

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Caught up on The Morning Show finally. I love this show so much.

Me and my squad in life and death.

I’ve been offline for a while after I was rear-ended by a reckless driver racing down the interstate. Had some neck/ back strains/sprains, and a mild concussion from the impact (she was doing 100mph+) and totaled my brand new car. I’ve been out of work and started physical therapy. Glad to be alive.

✌️ 😎

I need you to write me something.

We have one submission. I know some of yall are into the sports. Daddy says submit.

Ya boy can clean up every now and then.

What cartoon character personifies you? Easy.

Last year in my 30s. Going to go out hotter and sluttier than ever. But mostly tired.

The Dubai chocolate ice cream bars at Costco make me weak.

If you win the jackpot (you won’t), I’m available for sugar baby services. I bill $1 billion an hour. 😘

Are we laboring on this day? Nay!

After the age of 35 I decided I will opt out of being in any wedding ensemble.

Oh my effing gawd. BOUGHT.

Wow, nature really is h*rny for me

Got a b-12 💉 and that needle was like a pencil girth. I bled through my band-aid and my shirt afterward and had to go back and get cleaned up. I’m a very brave boy. Send love

Growing a mustache is getting lip filler for boys

For my rebrand, I’m going to remove my entire face and just make farting noises. No, I’m not using the same agency as Cracker Barrel. Why do you ask?

My energy for the rest of this year

My AirPods are playing music from some source and I have no idea where. I’ve closed every open app on my phone. 🤷🏻‍♂️😳

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My first real introduction to Chicago was beyond amazing. I saw wonderful people, like @daneuntamed.bsky.social, and explored like I always dreamed. I love this place and can’t wait to come back.

I am a tiki boy now. I love Chicago!

Sponsored by Hyatt. I guess.

Day 1 in Chicago was full of brutalism and severe weather.

Me. Chicago. Next week.

Serve smug realness from the doc’s office.

My god, Ina Garten has me weak with wanting to make everything I see her cook.

Noticing a pattern here.

Sunday snoots

My shoulder got a boo-boo (torn labrum) but doing PT and still werkin it.