bf: don’t party too hard! me: i won’t! *has another buzzball + 2 shots of vodka* ………

hey! i feel sick

hiii i’m still alive (derogatory)

i’m gonna start using lapse again even tho absolutely no one is on it anymore. maybe it’ll help me romanticize my life

at urgent care rn w a pink shirt, pink shorts, pink mask, pink purse, and pink phone case…. do you think they know what my favorite color is?

quote w a gif from the last show/movie you watched

customers are getting a head start on annoying me today

antibiotics + cutwaters = a HARD blackout

dronk trying 2 watch pll

my tl is so dead where all the hotties @ i need new mutuals

i haven’t owned a wildflower case since like 2019. she’s so cute 🩷

all my opps peaked in high school and i will never peak bc i get better and better every day

in such a nasty foul mood anyone who comes across my path today is at risk of becoming my next victim

sorry for being weird on here. im even worse in person

i finally watched lisa frankenstein and i ❤️

thinking about how i would kill for some flamin hot puffs rn

i have been trying to expand my color palette

everyone on tiktok romanticizing 2016 is making me feel old af like what do u mean that was almost a decade ago

miss 💔

half of my bsky mutuals havent skeeted in 8mo… it’s lonely here

i’ve been too sick to read 💔 maybe tomorrow

good morning beautiful ladies in my phone 😙

feel so naughty when my phone is naked

i miss when phone cases were cheap and easily accessible

strep throat is really riding me and Not in a good way

lady gaga explains what a disco stick is (2008)

sushi…. tequila… red40….. tummy gonna HATE me tomorrow

tits out @ sushi restaurant

can’t wait to flash my cooter at trader joe’s

drinkinmg... not supposed to be on my laptop but... phne is scrren mirroring jane the virgin so ....here i am

yall mind if a bitch has a great day?

i only ever get on here when im drinking sorry....

don’t noonish. taking to name tj r

yeah. .yeah YEP

Yes

yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah.

just pre-ordered cudi’s memoir <3 can’t wait

I AM NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THE SKIN DEE!!! I AM NOT ALLOWED!!

i’m drunk so i’m not allowed on my macbook now or i might break it

reno 911 + enchiladas + buzzballs =

im gonna get back into writing!! and reading! gotta start using this cute lil brain of mine again

started my morning by writing a poem. i am so back

i don’t want to work anymore!!!! no more no more!!

yo the iphone mirroring feature on the new macbook is crazyyyy… im skeeting from my mac from my phone? from my mac?