Trump investigating election crimes is like a raccoon leading the inquiry into who fucked up the trash.

Republicans are what they always claimed they feared and would fight against.

The irony that most conservatives don’t consider soccer “real sport” and Fox Sports being the sole broadcaster of the World Cup is priceless.

“I know more about sports than almost anyone.”

MAGA are all the same, and these two are shining examples of the movement: www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/s...

“I ain’t never heard of no bathrooms for all genders. This must be some kind of woke libtard idear.”

If you fly from the newly renamed Palm Beach airport to Sioux City, your ticket will read: DJT-SUX. The universe is trying to tell us something

I talked to my good friend Mitch McConnell today on the phone for about 20 minutes. Even though he has been and continues to be unconscious since being admitted, it was a great conversation albeit a bit one sided.

Just talked to my old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.

I want you all to know that I just got off the phone with my good buddy Mitch McConnell. We talked for around 20 minutes and he told me I was the first and only person he had talked to since going to the hospital.

I needed some alone time so I went to the Great American State Fair today.

Yes. They voted for a rapist. Yes, they knew it at the time. And millions still love him knowing this. And republicans continue to cover up his crimes.

These two World Cup stories perfectly encapsulate Trump’s America. The hardworking, diligent, professional foreigner refused entry, in spite of diplomatic visa….etc. The potential rapist/sex offender welcomed with open arms, even though Canada eschewed him.

Police have released a sketch of the main suspect accused of defacing the reflecting pool.

Everything Donald Trump touches turns to shit: www.reuters.com/world/us/pai...

His name may not be on the Kennedy Center anymore, but it's still in the Epstein Files over 38,000 times.

When Donald Trump told #MAGA he was going to drain the swamp, little did they know he was talking about the Reflecting Pool that he has now made into a bigger swamp.

Oh wow. Porn bots have turned up on BlueSky now. Will this slowly become Twitter 2.0?

BREAKING NEWS!!!! TEXAS declared disaster zone after screwworms named Abbott, Patrick, Paxton and Cruz have parasitical impact.

If you have any doubt about who to vote for in Texas for Senate, talk to the people closest to the candidates: www.texastribune.org/2026/06/08/t...