I was perusing another social media just now, ya know, the one with the memories, and guess what was supposed to happen exactly 8 years ago to the day?? Yeah. The Rapture. So here I sit with my Rapture flip flops on, thinking I have been duped again. Sigh........

Anyone on here been raptured yet? How long do these things last???

It is probably wise not to take medical advice from a clown who cannot even pronounce the word "acetaminophen."

Anyone know about rapture etiquette?? Should I phone into work prior to it happening or what? I mean I want to cover all potential bases.

Kimmel is back!

Holey catz!!!! I just found out the Rapture is day after tomorrow. What should I wear for it? Shorts and flip flops cool???

Some of you may not get this, but for those of you who do this is perfection:

The many faces of someone with air for brains.

Thought for the day: The right keep insisting they aren't fascist. Yet they identify ANTIFA as their enemy.

Holey catz!! Did the skies open up today??? Trump told the truth!!!! “Smart people don’t like me.” That says all his base should need to know.

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." - Patrick Star

"Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are." - Patrick Star #GreatPhilosophers #greatthinkers

I respectfully disagree. Today’s gun violence in both places was heinous, and it is time as a country we do something about it.

If we are going to take advice from a former heroin addict, can we go with Keith Richards instead of the other guy?!

Is it wrong of me to hope that every grown man that supports Kennedy's stance on vaccines gets mumps down yonder? (These same people will probably wonder why young men are becoming infertile, you know, because science lies )

Friday night…..

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." - Patrick Star

lol 😂

Is JD Vance slowly poisoning the Felon? Lots of people are sayin'.

Shit! I have been thinking about dropping my Netflix. How can I now?

Remember all of those people claiming “Obama will declare martial law and put us all in concentration camps.” Notice they are all now cheering martial and people being placed in concentration camps.

Funny how all of those "I need my military grade assault rifle in case the gubmint becomes all tyrannical and stuff" people have suddenly fallen silent now that a sitting US president is sending military troops into cities he doesn't like.

The Felon: “Democratic Gerrymandering is Bad.” Liberals: “Let’s stop all Gerrymandering.” The Felon: “No, only Dems.”