Rumor has it that JD Vance’s couch is pregnant.

My haiku for the day: The world waits in silent dread. The silent terror. Donald Trump can suck my balls.

If you are a politician and you are still attaching yourself to #MAGA , you had better learn to read the room a lot better.

@thehill.com This is something that should be addressed by you:

El Falange Española died. The PNF and PFR died. Nazism died. One day soon, MAGA will also die. Sic Semper Tyrannis.

This is the face of domestic terrorism:

If you experience a car jacking, it's OK. It might be ICE. Go quietly to what may or may not be a kidnapping.

America has a JD Vance problem

ICE. The true domestic terrorists.

In 20 years time, history will view the words "ICE" and "Gestapo" as being synonymous.

Maybe someone can lecture me about limited government and isolationism. The whole Conservative Movement is a fraud. Ayn Rand taught them best: forget about your neighbor, take what you want, when you want and please yourself.

I hear the new, delusional president running Venezuela is a corrupt pedophile.

I just noticed Fox has a 24/7 Weather Channel just like, you know, The Weather Channel. So is that where they lie about the weather, global warming, and everyone had a white Christmas?

Anyone else think Anakin as an adult is just too damn whiney to ever turn into Darth Vader?

The man who so desperately wants a peace prize thinks violence is “sweet.”

I want one day, just one single day, without the mention of Donald Trump in the news. Is that too much to ask?

Say….whatever happened to that girlfriend of the founder of ANTIFA that Kristi Noem claimed to have in custody? Did she end up like Cricket?

Donald Trump actually thinks he can win a Nobel Peace Prize by sending US troops into US cities and against US citizens; and by also illegally using the military to strike alleged drug boats in the Caribbean; and by potentially starting a war with Venezuela. Make it make sense.

I hope my Tariff check and my George Soros checks arrive together….

Can anyone explain to me why Republican Senator @johnfetterman.com ran as a Democrat?

Ah….I get it now. MAGA stands for “Make Argentina Great Again.”

Notice how the "save our history when it comes to Confederate monuments" bunch are imitating crickets now that Trump is destroying an actual piece of American history?

You thought the perfect meme didn’t exist. Well guess again:

From the No Kings protest. Know what? I believe the kid, too:

Those wacky frogs:

The sign I carried today at the local “No Kings” protest: