The last two great games I played I personally blame their greatness for me not caring for gaming any more Everything paled in comparison. ...OR I just got older and less interested in gaming. One or the other.

"The battle was over. Our casualties were some thirteen thousand killed--thirteen thousand minds, memories, loves, sensations, worlds, universes--because the human mind is more a universe than the universe itself--and all for a few hundred yards of useless mud" John Fowles, 'The Magus' BOTD x

Packing in the swimming cos it is just full of old people who do my nut in. Bit annoyed, cos it turns out I like swimming, but it's just impossible to have a little morning swim without wanting to fast track a cunt to the afterlife.

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People who 'fake swear' are the most sufferable people Just say fuck, shit, and cunt Have fun

I have come to a very important decision. I need indoor house plants in my life. I want to lean into being whatever that vibe is. Cardigans, jazz, and plants. Yeah...Yeah, that's how imma spend my fourth decade. Cardigans Jazz and plants.

In short, I'm just another Millennial who strayed too far from home

I think I should just do a personal website or some shit. Sometimes I just wanna journal, or moan, or express where I am mentally at the minute. If anything, only as a form of catharsis. Get on them LiveJournal shenanigans. I have here, but end up deleting cos I'm like 'this blurb site ain't it'

The world has been reyt crazy for a bit, so it was so lovely to see that Afroman won.

Some photos from Ireland photos.app.goo.gl/kmADsoYehXiS...

I love this dog

I can never tell with my manic-depresso, BUT I think I am on stable mood footing. In 14 long years of absence, I have finally started exercising again. Going to gym, running, and one I've never done before as a routine exercise, swimming. Honestly I feel so good and confident about myself. x

Dear Gyms, Why the fuck do you need a mirror in front of a treadmill I don't wanna look at that

Early days yet, but that really made me happy Green is a GORGEOUS colour.

Maaaate, I had the same thought when I threw in this search! Just the most 'nuh-uh but ACTUALLY like so not totally y'know!' shit hahaha

I love it when an actual person on train is talking on mic to tell you where the train's terminating and what the next stop is And sounds like they're trying to mimic an automated voice That is all. That is my warm thought.

It's the 'is there food yet? No? A'ight' bit that always gets me haha Absolute Beagle behaviour

Happy Birthday to the Big Ol Mai-Mai! Big girl 7

I want to love this I want to love this so much But the washing up without any fucking water is absolutely sending me haha

Fuck's the point of a draft You sitting on zingers and waiting for the right time to publish it so people scrolling for distractions can wank you off for being so clever? Fuck's wrong with you. Go listen to Enya or...something Huh, I should probably save this somewhere and refine it later.

Holy shit, I never thought about this, but yes I do. Greatest stoner who ever lived. Really nice dude. Then binned the booze and weed, which is totally cool and we supported him. Then he became a cop, and started having Racist Uncle Facebook Opinions and kept reposting easily debunked nonsense.

Me every February 1st after completing Dry January

Pictured: My older brother passing me a farewell note as he left the family home

I mean, yes. I fervently support UBI in general, but abso-fuckin-lutely yes. How many study cases of the affirmative do we fucking need before we implement proven schemes haha www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

My least favourite thing about socials is that it is impossible to just have a quick nosey at something and be done. Socials: Oh, I see you liked this Edward Hopper painting Me: Aye, never seen that one before. I have now, thanks S: Uhhuh! so anyway! For the next week, Hopper is all you'll see!

I'm not saying computer games are to blame for influencing overall societal behaviour, or whatever, but I do think I may have played too much Heroes of Might and Magic as a kid.

Same, postcard person. Same.

This is VERY important

bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression

He was always a shy man, so you could imagine my surprise when he ejaculated over dinner

I had to read this sentence, so now you do too. You can enjoy the clever comic as a palate cleanser though! As a treat!

That, and the fact he wrote a 753 page chapter on one fucking council meeting haha

Bluesky coming up with some right mad audience prompts for the improv troupe

I can read without getting a migraine again! Also, I can make it look like I am actively listening to whatever bullshit you're saying but actually I'm thinking about what I want for dinner tonight

Stay vigilant out there, my writer friends.

My GOD that was a day. Think I need to find different destressing methods other than chewing gum and pretending to smoke. Nobody was harmed, but had to apologise for letting a 'f' fuck's sake' slip when customer changed his mind on wanting a bag Explained, and he was fine. We had a laugh, even.

Day 12 or fucking something of not smoking I am RAGING and everyone is pissing me off and I want to have a fag so fucking much Going through chewing gum like its crack today I guess haha

In the wonderful world of retail 'would you like a bag?' is a deep philosophical question that requires much deliberation.

The number 1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. You know what...I don't think I have ever seen Apollo 13.

Never forget the almighty power of a collective 'Nah mate' x

'What you like is not the literature, but the status of liking it' is such a great way of putting that phenomenon Reminds me immediately of back when I was a kid, when someone liked a band; but as soon as everyone else started liking em, they were 'sell outs' hahaha Fantastic.

Noticing things isn't autism Having a favourite thing isn't autism Please can people stop attributing your every basic human interaction with the world as an example of neurodivergence

Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

Ironically 'go touch grass' is the most chronically online thing to say

OH! Completely forgot to moan about this morning! I am now an official four-eyed dork (well, only for reading) What I learned is that the stereotype of people who wear glasses are smart and make big money doing geeky things is that it is fucking necessary because fuck me glasses are expensive!

Day Five without a fag Fine. No craving except after scranning some scoff. But also trying to figure out whether I am irritated with people because of withdrawal, or because they are actually being idiots worthy of irritation is a bloody hard line to draw haha

Love the new underwear I bought yesterday For someone with no ass, they sure make my bum look nice. That's commendable workmanship on its own.

Day Four of not smoking So far so good. Yesterday was the hardest yet. I was just so freakin angry and irritable all day Sleep is still not good; been awake since 05:00. However, I'm quite chill. I even had to wait for a slow walker to move over, and didn't get one violent thought! haha