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bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression

He was always a shy man, so you could imagine my surprise when he ejaculated over dinner

I had to read this sentence, so now you do too. You can enjoy the clever comic as a palate cleanser though! As a treat!

That, and the fact he wrote a 753 page chapter on one fucking council meeting haha

Bluesky coming up with some right mad audience prompts for the improv troupe

I can read without getting a migraine again! Also, I can make it look like I am actively listening to whatever bullshit you're saying but actually I'm thinking about what I want for dinner tonight

Stay vigilant out there, my writer friends.

My GOD that was a day. Think I need to find different destressing methods other than chewing gum and pretending to smoke. Nobody was harmed, but had to apologise for letting a 'f' fuck's sake' slip when customer changed his mind on wanting a bag Explained, and he was fine. We had a laugh, even.

Day 12 or fucking something of not smoking I am RAGING and everyone is pissing me off and I want to have a fag so fucking much Going through chewing gum like its crack today I guess haha

In the wonderful world of retail 'would you like a bag?' is a deep philosophical question that requires much deliberation.

The number 1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. You know what...I don't think I have ever seen Apollo 13.

Never forget the almighty power of a collective 'Nah mate' x

'What you like is not the literature, but the status of liking it' is such a great way of putting that phenomenon Reminds me immediately of back when I was a kid, when someone liked a band; but as soon as everyone else started liking em, they were 'sell outs' hahaha Fantastic.

Noticing things isn't autism Having a favourite thing isn't autism Please can people stop attributing your every basic human interaction with the world as an example of neurodivergence

Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

Ironically 'go touch grass' is the most chronically online thing to say

OH! Completely forgot to moan about this morning! I am now an official four-eyed dork (well, only for reading) What I learned is that the stereotype of people who wear glasses are smart and make big money doing geeky things is that it is fucking necessary because fuck me glasses are expensive!

Day Five without a fag Fine. No craving except after scranning some scoff. But also trying to figure out whether I am irritated with people because of withdrawal, or because they are actually being idiots worthy of irritation is a bloody hard line to draw haha

Love the new underwear I bought yesterday For someone with no ass, they sure make my bum look nice. That's commendable workmanship on its own.

Day Four of not smoking So far so good. Yesterday was the hardest yet. I was just so freakin angry and irritable all day Sleep is still not good; been awake since 05:00. However, I'm quite chill. I even had to wait for a slow walker to move over, and didn't get one violent thought! haha

This not smoking shit may be a common theme from me for next couple of weeks - but fuck me it is so easy to quit the less people there are around you. During the day I was fucking HUGE PISSED OFF After dinner and a cup of tea, and listening to Thelonious Monk - couldn't give a shit.

The anger is kicking my arse today - barely keeping it under surface Only matter of time til I launch someone through a window for saying 'hello' wrong Also need to WD40 the shop door - the creak is fucking SENDING me Might be patch time if this doesn't subside! Only so much gum I can chew haha

And so we enter Day Three in quitting smoking Yesterday was certainly a fucking ride, but still not used the patches yet; just riding out the storm as long as I can. Whelp! Let's see how today fares!

Just saw that table-slappin yank, Jimmy Fallon, bigging up ChatGPT or whatever Great news! Last time he slapped a table and guffawed over something useless it was over those stupid ape things, and they shortly became extinct shortly after. Alas, this is kinda different, but I dunno, we'll see:

Happy 76th birthday, Tom Waits

The real reason I stopped being a 'gamer' all those years ago (pictures from May 2021)

Quote with your model of masculinity

I LIVE for this level of pettiness! Hahaha fantastic

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

The ever wonderful @arcais.bsky.social knocks it out of the park with her Inktober yet again! I love it oh so very much; can't wait to get it on wall at home!!

Drop an old person you’re gonna turn into in the future

We all know who robbed the Louvre

Took it for a test drive for my first day back at the helm of the bookshop, and the compliments (and charming bewilderments!) has vindicated my wonderfully stupid taste in ridiculous fashion haha

Some of the photos I got around to editing on my Vietnam trip photos.app.goo.gl/X9pchU8HnuH1...

Ah! Airports! Home of to 07:30 morning beer!

Banned Books - Gator Days

In less than 30 hours, these ladies have SMASHED it. Despite their protestations, insisting that it wouldn't suit a men's suit, I knuckled down on this fabric/design. It is garish. It is busy. It is an abomination to the eyes. It's absolutely me! Shout out to these wonderful artisans!!

Eck, I do not vibe with Da Nang. Maybe I would have in my 20's, but it's just a cesspool of young tourists (which is fine! Get pissed and have fun guys!) and old men with questionably aged Vietnamese girls (which is not fine, you absolute paedo cunts) I belong back in the hills.

I cannot understate how freaking much I love Vietnam. Fast becoming my favourite country. So much so that I'm annoyed I can only do 10 days; it's a devastatingly short period of time to spend.

* You're still young. There's no need to put away childish things - just keep your shit in order - and if you're unhappy with your professional life, change it. You're not too old * Pay attention to your diet; keep it balanced. A greasy treat the day can become a mess the morning after * Stretch

My online life is apparently using a tab I had open for purchasing fuck jelly, to then search for an academic article I forgot the name of

Fantastic stuff haha

Well should'a known better to blithely post about the obvious incident. Now I got some muting work to do so I can get my timeline back to just being literature, photography, and good ol furry shenanigans.

Gad dangit, Maizey!!! Haha Thanks to the ever wonderful @plantpuppy.bsky.social !!

Fighter's Destiny were honestly such amazing games; I miss playing em

"You must imagine Prometheus horny" - Albert Cumus

Simply diminish a band: Cigarettes After Brunch

Fuck it, I'll get on the social media bait cliche! Without saying 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory', name your favourite film Peter Ostrum has been in.