What everyone looks like when cracking one out out in UK and France

Discover feed is just a six year old repeating the same joke forever cos you laughed at it when they first said it

Ah Wednesday The day I look at the council website 27 times because I keep forgetting if it's bins or recycling pick up for tomorrow morning

If 2014 listened to Andrew more, and weird YouTube gamers less, we would be in a better world

Thinking about when my favourite hard ass rocker when I was but a teen became a really fucking wholesome Agony Aunt in my 20's/30's for a bit. Fucking love Andrew W.K.

If flies could just shut the fuck up no one would have anything on em. But no, they insist on being the most annoying person at the party who just has to speak over everyone with whiney anecdotes that go nowhere and who found it a lot easier to find their way in here than their way out.

Fondly remembering the type of doofus on an internet forum whose last recourse to save face when caught out being a cunt is to go 'lmao been doing this as a psychology experience! You fools! You rubes!' The feral internet was funny sometimes.

Baseball commentary is one of my favourite things in the world.

World of Money is proper weird We live our little lives bartering for goods and services. I understand that bit. All I can understand. Rumbly tummy? Here's a promissory note for a cheeseburger, thanks! Then there's the Yacht Dwellers who just live on the abstraction of an idea of it all. Mental.

Kinda mental that one bloke owns like half the wealth of the world eh

Fantastic haha

I swear me clicking 'show less like this' is ramping up the intake of 'this'

So what's the skinny? Anything worthwhile happen at Nindirecto worth dropping cash on a Switch or nah?

I'm seeing a lot of posts about this Digital Circus thing - Imma just assume it's the new Hazbin Boss for you crazy kids! Enjoy! Now to nap on my creaky rocking chair with a paperback covering my face

I love him so much hahaha

For social animals we sure are fucking shit at socialising

Man I am so fucking tired

Maybe one day I'll understand and appreciate Eurovision

Vote for Not Fascism but remember, don't make voting your personality But more importantly, do not vote for corporate backed limited companies

Had an urge to splash cash Then my brain stepped in Brain: Do you really want a PS1 and a shit tonne of the classics, or do you just not want to be old and live in a false fantasy of a past that can never be again? Me: ...Yeah, kinda. But Vagrant Story WAS a banger though Brain: OMG YES IT WAS

i love furries because i can ask a question about baking and then get really helpful answers from someone named slitfucker 🥰

Happy anniversary @leedsfurs.bsky.social!

I'm in the mood to binge watch Anthony Bourdain. God I love that wonderful man.

It's just sad that when I am presented with a cute animal video, my joy is diminished by my brain having to do an analysis of whether it is real or not. It's all so fucking stupid. I see why the kids are obsessed with old tech. I ain't gonna trust your pet did something unless it's on a Super 8

I just put my socks on before my underpants. I've never felt so foreign from my body.

watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich

I mentioned Wile E Coyote in one skeet and now my Discover algorithm is just chucking him at me. Fantastic. I love that. Thank you Vibe Code.

Reasons I have cried today 05:45:- I thought about a scene from that Mr Rogers film with Tom Hanks 06:15:- I watched that particular scene on Youtube 07:00:- Maizey got out of bed, onto couch, and rested her head on my lap* 15:10:- I found out Wile E Coyote has a film coming out *and farted

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool ADOBE: did you say AI? ME: rectangle please ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

Oooft

Oh boy, well this didn't subside. Couldn't sleep last night due to brain needing a gynaecologist all freakin night.

Ah, depression. Welcome back. How the fuck have you been? Bad? Well colour me surprised! Or don't. I don't care! Please let me do the laundry though...No? Alright let's wallow in bed and be emotionally paralysed instead; a much better idea, I agree. Fucking stupid ass brain.

My little sister loved this hideous fucking insult to the senses. I too was always just so transfixed at how awful it was as a piece of media haha

FINALLY! A nice spot of weather! Best way to spend the lunchtime lull!

Yesterday I overheard someone say 'Nah, nah! It's true yeah! Look, ChatGPT confirms it!' And now I see this and realise how we're just speed running to be societies composed of confidently wrong idiots obsessed with being right. I mean, I guess that how society was always composed, but...y'know

Fucking hell. I urge you to smash this into your eyes and ears. A perfect collaboration between two iconic musical artists, and a phenomenal photographer. youtu.be/L-57FrioeuE?...

Oh fucking HELL YEAH!!!!

Fantastic. 10/10

Is it a requirement to be a complete snobbish cunt to wear Barbour brand clothing, or is it just a happy coincidence?

The last two great games I played I personally blame their greatness for me not caring for gaming any more Everything paled in comparison. ...OR I just got older and less interested in gaming. One or the other.

"The battle was over. Our casualties were some thirteen thousand killed--thirteen thousand minds, memories, loves, sensations, worlds, universes--because the human mind is more a universe than the universe itself--and all for a few hundred yards of useless mud" John Fowles, 'The Magus' BOTD x

Packing in the swimming cos it is just full of old people who do my nut in. Bit annoyed, cos it turns out I like swimming, but it's just impossible to have a little morning swim without wanting to fast track a cunt to the afterlife.

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People who 'fake swear' are the most sufferable people Just say fuck, shit, and cunt Have fun

I have come to a very important decision. I need indoor house plants in my life. I want to lean into being whatever that vibe is. Cardigans, jazz, and plants. Yeah...Yeah, that's how imma spend my fourth decade. Cardigans Jazz and plants.

In short, I'm just another Millennial who strayed too far from home

I think I should just do a personal website or some shit. Sometimes I just wanna journal, or moan, or express where I am mentally at the minute. If anything, only as a form of catharsis. Get on them LiveJournal shenanigans. I have here, but end up deleting cos I'm like 'this blurb site ain't it'

The world has been reyt crazy for a bit, so it was so lovely to see that Afroman won.