are you gonna be a silly billy with me or do i have to kick you off the bridge for being a billy goat gruff

Al Bundy did not deserve Peg Bundy. She deserved a butch with a motorcycle, a smoking habit, cuffed jeans over docs, and a tight white tee; a butch who worshipped the ground she walked on. Her leopard print pumps could’ve sat on our sofa while I massaged her f- *Giant Cane **Yoinks** Con offstage*

CW: Non sexual nudity. No, I didn’t forget about the last couple of requests, I’ve just been ✨busy af✨ I’m sorry 😭 Gaby requested CaitVi spa day! I can’t not see these two going to some hot springs to decompress after the war ❤️‍🩹

"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future." - @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit. Incredible words. Listen to all of it!

Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time. Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Babygirl would’ve been more interesting and compelling if the Younger Hot Masculine Dom was a Short King Butch. In this essay, I will -

Love having a new tool to help write smut. 😉🥰

#StillFantastic presents #PaintItForward, a CaitVi charity art sale benefiting @ThePCRF . We're launching new + exclusive prints by some of our top fandom artists & ALL profits go to support children in Gaza. Let’s paint a better future together. NEXT: More reveals + preorders!

Can u tell im procrastinating again? The series continues by popular demand hajdhsjjs 💙❤️ #caitvi

My wife is playing Stardew Valley. She named her farmer Pepper and just named her cat Shishito which is cute as hell. But the game decided there’s an internal cuss word and now the cat is named Sh*****o 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mike Johnson is the guy you’d get if you took Stephen Colbert & sucked THE JOY & SOUL out and replaced ‘em with self-loathing, unearned sense of entitlement, & that misogynistic soap that had a drop of Whatserface’s bathwater - because it doesn’t do the job & even after use, you probably still stink

Some of my favourite tags from caitvi fics on ao3 (pt 1) ♥️🏷️ #caitvi

Did y’all know AO3 is down?

Oh I just realized I forgot to post my proudest work for Whimsy Week on here #whimsyweek Day 7 - Free day, extra whimsy This is not a soft drink #caitlynkiramman #irnbruiloveyou

👀 #caitlynkiramman

Some black and white shading work #arcane

☕️Made this for Butch #vi week 🤭 Baby Butch vi and gay panic cait shhshsh 🏃‍♀️ #caitvi #caitlynkiramman

It ain't hump day yet, but since I'm trying NOT to get raptured (I don't wanna be with all those assholes), have some smut about it. Here's a taste of some upcoming Gladiator!Vi and Patrician'sDaughter!Caitlyn 😉

645 requested 2XKO Vi! Sorry but I could NOT do this with the dainty lil button nose, Vi without her aquiline nose does not look like her 😭

This November, I’m gonna NoirVember it up and share a chapter a week of a BRAND NEW CaitVi 1940s Meet Cute and maybe some other background treats from my big CaitVi Noir AU. Guess I gotta spend October buckling down and finishing a buncha chapters from Byline, Headline, Dateline, Deadline, huh?

It's our butt now. #caitvi #arcane #comic #caitlynkiramman #vi

New Chapter for HootersWaitress!Caitlyn and AbsoluteSimp!Vi Finger Lickin' Good - Chapter 3: Questions, Answers, and Plans The last chapter will be all the smut but that's gonna take some time so enjoy some Kink Negotiation and Banter. archiveofourown.org/works/634038...

You know who would’ve been a great wonder woman? Nia Vardalos

Pro asked for pizza. I think my latest homemade pizza pie turned out pretty nice 🧑‍🍳

We still doing non artists drawing CaitVi?

New page's up ❤️👀 #caitvi

Caitlyn and Vi making the most of the last few days of summer 😳💦 Full mini-comic on Pa3on: www.patreon.com/post... #caitvi

Today’s fashion inspiration is Benny the Jet Rodriguez.

Evening retweet. Last chapter before the big finale of this Cait Vi Maddie threesome 😏😏😉😉🥰🥰

Three’s a Crowd CaitViMaddie threesome rides again. 9/10 chapters. Almost done. Get ready for the Grand Finale 😉😘 archiveofourown.org/works/641537...

Totally forgot I did this a couple years ago as a meme thing on TikTok. Dialogue is from Brooklyn 99 #arcane #caitvi #piltoversfinest #wlw

I’m scrubbing my wife’s lipstick off of her reusable water bottle. While I wistfully look out the window and scrub away, I can’t believe I’m fukkin’ jealous of a water bottle. Guess I gotta ask her to put on her lipstick tonight 😉 Oh. Woe is me. Life is hard. (This is sarcasm)

As a gender non-conforming transmasc butch, can I just say: I’m so glad trans women found themselves and live in their femininity in the exact ways that I didn’t/couldn’t. Like. It’s such a lovely thing to see folks thrive where I could not. I’m just so happy for you girlies 💖💖

The final piece ♥️ #piltoversfinest #caitvi #arcane #caitvifanart #wlw

Palate cleanser #caitvi

Is this a thing: Cait vs Jinx: Death Becomes Her style With Vi as Ernest but with a final happy ending?

New Melvika oneshot. Gonna be part of a series. The longer CaitVi version of this story (that’s gonna fill in some gaps 😉) will be coming later 😘 archiveofourown.org/works/69073761

THE SWEETEST TURTLE ANON IS HERE!!!!!!! THE BEST DAY EVER 💖💖💖💖💖 Give them some love in the strawpage!!! 💖💖💖

I don't blame her for being nervous too #caitvi #sarahfortune #missfortune #caitlyn #vi #fanart

The last voice note is just 33 whole minutes of alternating wolf whistling, “plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplease!!!”, and “AWOOOOOOGAH” noises.

The time has come! Sign ups for the CaitVi Big Bang are officially OPEN! To sign up, go to our Tumblr linked in our bio and fill out the form that applies to you.

645 requested Caitvi morning kisses! 🥰

Adding little extras into the official scene, like grabbing that Vi-cep 💪💙❤️ #caitvi

Vi's night🙃 #arcane #caitvi

CaitVi but it’s that scene from Atomic Blonde.

boioioioing #caitvi #arcane