Question At what point in adult school do we learn how to read broadsheet newspapers because I am trying to do it now and feel like I’m putting up a fucking tent

A lot of people over on LinkedIn screenshot and share the opening dedication from my book and it makes me really happy because I super liked that bit too.

“Going to get this for you to wear as pyjamas for when you go to bed at 8pm” 😂😅

Played Civilisation (board game) tonight for the first time with male friends. Whilst they argued and attacked each other I silently and diligently, without ceremony or war, built my resources and surprised them when I won. Just some advice on being a woman really.

Seeing female celebrities shout TAKE UP SPACE in a performative vanity project has given me…what I can only call an existential fucking ick.

NOBODY gave me any graphics so I had to make my own. 😂😂😂 PLEASE PRE ORDER MY BOOK IT IS VERY GOOD AND HELPS ME COMPETE WITH BOOKS WRITTEN BY MEN NAMED PROBABLY JOHN. www.amazon.co.uk/Dont-Swear-W...

SO FUN

Can’t decide if I like these shoes or if they look weirdly like…a Cardassian?

DO NOT TURN OFF THE BUS

British people talking about the literal worse moment of their lives: “it’s…yeah…not ideal. Could be worse! It’s, ya know, just one of those things isn’t it. Up and down. It’ll be alright on the night! Where there’s a will there’s a way. It’ll be fine I reckon”.

Genuine question when does the awkward hand shake / hug dance stop being psychologically harrowing

A few years ago I treated myself to a £1k Prada handbag and anyway I am still over here using free totes.

Man mansplained to me last week that in order to do things well you can only focus on a single thing (very true for a lot of people) and told me I was doing too much and would inevitably fail. I smiled, politely, and said “don’t put your limitations on me”.

Sitting in a coffee shop and 2 early agency owners sitting on the table next to me saying they have no idea which clients are profitable or not DO I scream TIMESHEETS in their face and walk off?

Super quick check in we all eat the whole quiche right?

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Yeah sex is good but have you ever sent an email without apologising?

OK so I don't know if this is the right place to ask this BUT I have my second book coming out in May and I want to invest in some PR outside of what my publisher is doing. Book is non fiction called Don't Swear At Work (& Other Bullshit) and is IMO GREAT. Anyway, know any good PRs wanna help?

Erm we have 10,000 people following us. That's 10,000 friends. This little medieval guild hall in York loves every one of you. Thank you. 😘

Hello friendly and progressive nerds, it's good to be back together again ❤️

guy who discovered music: ever wanted to be all like doodeedoo and shit

I feel alive and the world and Internet makes sense again (paging @henryblanchard.bsky.social)

@ohgm.co.uk OH MY GOD HI

Watching all the chaos over the #Instagram grid change and 2021 me is FINALLY VINDICATED.

The thing I love about the internet is it's such a great place to calmly discuss complex ideas.

Finding @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social here and now I feel digitally safe and home again.

instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is

🎵 If you're anxious and you know it clasp your hands

We should have all just stayed on Google Plus.

My love language is sending you Instagram videos that I think you'll enjoy with no context or explanation after months of not hearing from me.