And since it's #caturday, one of my favorite artists-with-animals photos: Lois Mailou Jones in her Paris studio in 1938 with the most adorable studio assistant ever

Three drinks and 5 mg of percocet in and I am still in a monstrous amount of pain. I have no idea how I'm going to survive graduation weekend

These clowns going “heehee we’ve stolen your data 🤭” like everyone and the literal government hasn’t already. You’re the last ones to this party, dumbasses. Even muskrat got there before you. This is not the flex you think it is

Every now and then I remember the 1700s Japanese illustration of hammerhead sharks and it cures my depression.

I can't believe that now all my antidepressant dosages are too much by half because Symptoms. Incidentally, I also hate panic attacks. I need this Ativan to grab me by the throat and put me out of my misery before I vibrate out of my skin and into another dimension

The worst decision I ever made at 21 was registering as a Democrat, because since then 99% of my spam messages are political campaigns begging me for money because they're destitute

You have not known pain until you have liked keyboards but also insist on having a numpad, as god intended, and an all-white build. As a reasonable and civilized person, tenkey is non-negotiable. Even my laptop has a numpad. I have an EXTRA numpad for my left hand.

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

Lan brothers are well known by the local mechanic, and it's not because they're beautiful and respectful and always pay their bills on time LWJ to mechanic WWX: I don't know why it's making that sound... WWX, staring at the deformed wheel rims: A mystery

Have I made a single decent thing while playing with 3D software? of course not. But am I having fun becoming more powerful than god ever intended? oh yes.

unlocked a new level of Lan-specific suffering: staying awake past 9 because my other group project members do not share my geriatric sleep schedule, plan on finishing at midnight, and we each have to submit the same version of the assignment

My psychiatrist shared with me the joke that “psychiatrists treat everything and diagnose nothing, neurologists diagnose everything and treat nothing,” which means even doctors know It’s Always a Neurologist. And she would know, she’s married to one

I value all animal life, but. if I hear any more about the coyotes multiplying exponentially and eating any more pets in my area then you will have to dress me in camo and send me to bass pro shop because I WILL become their biggest problem

I'm trying so hard to hold it in b/c you'll hate me when I say almost none of the corn produced feeds anyone directly, just livestock, b/c they comprise ~60% of all mammal biomass alone yet provide only ~20% of global calorie supply and are farmed in considerable excess

Looking forward to being misgendered and deadnamed for grad commencements. 🤘🏻 To be fair, though, I've heard "Jace" used with "she/her" so many times that it might become the second name that has been ruined for me

Cannot wait to get my MD so that people might finally listen to some of the things I say

Sun ☀️ #tgcf #xielian

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

And as we all know, there has never been a single negative outcome from bad actors performing “talk therapy,” like, ever. It’s completely useless, actually

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

happy Trans Day of Visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

The most evil people on this planet are popping bottles to celebrate a death penalty law for detainees who are held without charges… this world does not work. It is more unfathomably awful than I could’ve expected. It should not be allowed to persist another day. I hate it here

#cql #theuntamed #burialmounds #weiwuxian / #WeiYing

#cql #theuntamed #weiwuxian / #WeiYing

Right, so say, just theoretically, I was emotionally compromised.

The imbecile who keyed my car because they feel entitled to the unreserved, numbered space that it was in must not realize how much testosterone I'm on and just how hard I go when you give me a problem to solve.

"why don't straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gay men do" the difference is that unlike straight women and gay men who both like men, lesbians like women and straight men like each other

I can't wait to get back to my exciting life (classwork) once my thesis (important classwork) is done

Literally the only exception to my dislike of facial hair is wwx stubble. I don’t like the look or the texture and can’t even stand my own body hair, yet this man is powerful enough to make my brain forget about all that and bypass straight to my brainstem’s “wwx is hot” reflex

I always manage to have hypoglycemia during my exams, where my brain throws out all math/numbers/general coherence, from which it takes my brain at least 1 hour to recover, because I was awful in a past life and must suffer in this one

Just to share what I've been doing: - was auto-accepted into my master's program - scheduled my thesis defense a mere three weeks from now - took a break from swordriding pending repairs - mostly existed as furniture and food dispenser to these two noisy, clingy, absolute dorks:

take back what is yours #PrideMonth

Between my scooter still not being fixed and still having to troubleshoot CSP, I have officially accomplished nothing this spring break

So far, my favorite part of CSP 5.0 is Studio constantly crashing, that the performance bottleneck still hasn’t been removed, that it’s the only art program that leaves the GPU untouched, and the strange choice to implement “recent materials” and not “recent brushes”

I’m sorry, it was actually 10+ minutes to start the program. jesus wept.

Going to hazard a guess based on the 5+ minutes CSP still needs to load that they did not, in fact, update their Windows 7 era ass one-core bottleneck, nor implemented broader GPU use. Because what sense would that make

Lately my brain has been on its “here’s another day-ruining thought to consider” bullshit more than usual, and I’d love to know if we’ve found a way to automagically end intrusive thoughts yet

This chart also applies to writing fiction, FYI.

I don’t disagree with the criticisms of “sapiosexual,” but there has got to be a word for those of us who will never know love because we 1) are only attracted to people who clear an intellectual/competency kink threshold, but 2) live in the United States of America

I had it perfectly fixed. Then the obnoxious construction next door knocked something into the same part I just disassembled and replaced. Now if I try using it, the wheel grinds in a way that feels like a fire hazard

Why any algorithm thinks I'd be interested in forever-harris dems is beyond me. I have seen the same talking points trotted out ad nauseum with increasingly self-unaware justifications, and now we're down to "well leftists are smug," "well there are lots of genocides, why was THIS one important"--

Without constant debilitating pain to distract me, I have become increasingly aware of how I look 100% feminine despite nine years of testosterone and, as such, am increasingly bitter about it

Transphobia is an astroturfed moral panic invented from whole cloth by people on the Epstein list

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

A reminder to fic writers that if you think it’s too late to update something, it isn’t. I follow a years-old fic that is updated maybe once every harvest moon after having no expectations it would be finished and I am thrilled every time I see it