anyway I would like to order one (1) wei yimg please. he is hot and I like him

I could swear I used to have incredible alcohol tolerance, but I just took a few sips of a premixed cocktail and I'm like. Oh. That's Nice.

For non-German speakers: “Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”

People are still objecting to acab in the year of our light-bearing lord 2026 because they're related to one. Meanwhile, my uncle was one for a brief stint and is every stereotype that exists, and even if he wasn't, every other cop I've known has been the exact same

White supremacy explains many apparent contradictions. Conservative calls for free speech were always about freedom to use slurs without sanction. Calls for small government were always about denying Black folks rights and state protections. This is conservatives achieving their goals.

"If someone is an addict versus a dealer, that is not my obligation," GOP state Sen. Wendy Rogers said when one person testified that her proposal would sweep up addicts who would benefit from treatment instead of prison story via @jerodmacevoy.com

Listening to the Riley interviews. Somehow the level of disgust and visceral hatred I felt before feels naive. The world does not hate this "man" enough by half. I could understand believing in literal demons if they were this subhuman shitstain and his pedo rape/murder cabal.

Since it's Lan Sizhui's birthday...🥲🥲🥲

Mdzs comm wip

I hate being too anxious to open messages/emails, then becoming increasingly anxious as I avoid doing this, then anxious about answering at all because of the time passed, and then once I finally read it, I find it was the least big deal in the history of deals and situations

No matter where you are, I hope you are in a safe and warm place. Happy New Year 🎆 #MDZS x #WhereWindsMeet Wei Wuxian from Raging Tides Lan Wangji from Lone Cloud

Once again my love of queer media is held in check by one insurmountable barrier: my sincerely held, religious disinterest in sports. That I am tweeting this from an ice hockey game is immaterial

His address has been posted on threads. I never thought my self-described “tree-hugging liberal” mother would ever have a conversation with me about what form of dismemberment would be the best course of action.

If that video is real: I want him drawn and quartered. Bare minimum. Ideally far more. Put me on a government watch list I simply do not give a single solitary shit.

True sign of the times was I mentioned this to my mother, who needed years of convincing to allow a (very safe) competition rifle into her house and kept under lock and key, and she didn’t even blink

I actually just heard about the organizations sounding the alarm for possible first steps to genocide for people such as myself and, while I’m not surprised, cool cool that’s fine this is fine. But now I’m even more furious

I’m now wondering if my also-probably-autistic brother who doesn’t talk would talk to me about things adjacent to his special interest (competitive shooting), especially since I’ll be back in an area with heavily increased gestapo activity in a few days

I am way too close to saying something that would be in advisable to put on the record, but let it be known I stand by everything I said/shared so far (and what I haven’t). There aren’t adequate words anyway.

It’s not even a matter of whether or not they deserve death. Their lives are endangering the sanctity of everyone else’s, and their absence would immediately make the world a better place.

There’s a video of ICE shooting a woman in the head. What else do you need to see?

ICE agent kills woman, DHS tells obvious, insane lies about it: defector.com/ice-agent-ki...

I bet we could make a good version of the SS if staffed correctly.

Genuine question: given there’s now footage of a woman trying to drive away from ice only for a member of the neighborhood gestapo to push inside her window and shoot her three-four times in the face, then point guns at the physician who tried to treat her: when do we shoot back

Very tired of being subscribed to this daily pain plus subscription during this time of the year, but even more tired of my attempts to fix it ruining my life and my chances of having one that’s not *gestures vaguely* so. There’s that

Being steamrolled in the face is not how I wanted to start the new year, but I also don't need brain surgery, so all things considered I'm doing rather well.

Happy New Year, everyone

PASS THE YAOI, FRIENDS. 🥂

I wish I had something more to share than a tweet in the wind, but I do hope we all bleed for better reasons next year. And punch more fascists. Enjoy more wangxian. And also that I can close out these past two garbage years without my flesh causing more problems on purpose

It’s New Year’s Eve and since I’m also out of my leftover Norco and am more than twice over my triptan limit, it’s time for Ole Reliable: EtOH

That I love rainy weather but have cluster headaches triggered by atmospheric pressure changes is transphobic, tbh

Leveraging cuteness to commit crimes such as: climbing on top of the TV and curtain rod, knocking a whole fan over, complaining about not being able to hang out in the blinds, and unplugging my computer three separate times (once right as I hit save on a document)

I always knew the situation was dire, but lord help us. So many people are stupid. And not just stupid, but turbostupid. By choice. And the rest of us just have to fucking suffer for it

If insta is going to advertise to me people being loudly and aggressively wrong on threads, I simply have no choice but to correct them every single time

I can't always be bothered to drink, but when I do, I'm invariably like fuck, finally, an anxiolytic that works without wrecking my shit

Anyways, meet Milo (1st pic, lynx point) and Sophie (2nd, the palest flame point I’ve seen)

Well that semester fucking sucked, but at least I'm dead.

I need to know why I’ve had TN and cluster headaches from a freakishly young age. They already fixed my brain stem, now I want someone to dissect my face. I want photos. I also have scarring for 🤷 reasons on the affected side. Nobody can satisfy my curiosity. I want the LORE

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful. I love you all today as well♡

I love organizing. I have a billion acrylic bins/drawers. What I’ll never understand is why anyone would choose those top-open bins made for relatively heavy things and then stack them on top of each other. If I could incinerate my father’s organizational attempts, I would

Steroids are awful. Everything is awful. I wonder if maybe I could be lobotomized instead

words simply cannot describe how tired I am of being at constant war with my health and having nothing to show for it

1) kittens are doing very well and have clung to me like Velcro, 2) cluster headaches are clustering so I can do little but rely on the generosity of their purrs to heal me

Approval ratings are UP

Brave explorers gathering data on how much of a threat I pose

screw this, time for steroids

When I’m good, I’m good, and when the weather is just slightly different I am knocked flat by a misbehaving cranial nerve and want to rot in bed for a week and also hate that I want to do that

Meet my new buddies and pals

Still thinking about how funny it was to login to Nextdoor for 5 seconds and, after being blasted with people debating my human rights, seeing the same flavor of old white person asking for legal help bc she was “being discriminated against for her race.” 100% sincere, no notes.

I didn’t want to look more human than I already did.