Imagine Cadburys made a Mini Egg the size of a Creme Egg

What takeaway do I apply to a hangover for best results?

Rocky Horror references ✅ Mad dancing ✅ Infectious chorus ✅ Rick Astley cameo ✅ m.youtube.com/watch?v=leH7...

One of my favourites, remastered. ❤️

Headline of the Day.

My cousins used to have a blind dog and one Christmas they rearranged the furniture in the house and, thinking it was the sofa, launched itself into the Christmas tree.

Goldfish creep me out

This dog rescue had a slumber party night where volunteers got to sleep with a dog up for adoption! This is the kind of place I’d donate my time and money to. Slumber Pawty! 🐾

Enjoying my own Japanese Cherry Blossom festival from my own garden 😍

1 year today! Happy houseiversary!

whoever this is, they are amazing

When I was little I used to think he was called “Alixdah Kidd” (probably confused with Alasdair) Then a bit later, I thought it was “Alex Da Kid” and it was a play on words. It took me until [undisclosed age] to realise.

Which ones best? Tiger balm, deep heat or Thorpe Park? you-well.co.uk/tiger-balm-v...

Riddle me this Why does cold water poured from a kettle sound different to hot water?

I made the mistake of telling a car dealership I was looking to change my car. So far they’ve used every form of communication except smoke signals to get to me 😬😂

Our Japanese Cherry Blossom Tree is in full business.

Arguably their best song. youtu.be/P6L-Dg8o-xA

Recreate your own Artemis splashdown with three Tunnocks teacakes and a Nespresso pod

I adore this song

Getting a PS Portal was a game changer for casual gaming 🎮

The whole of the UK right now

Live scenes (hungover) Feat. @lukepad.bsky.social

UK electric car drivers ⚡️ 🚗 : - what car do you have? - why do you like it? - what don’t you like about it? - what do you like about electric? - what don’t you like? Anything else I should know?

Jessie Ware tonight was incredible. End of message.

Good morning Bluesky 🫡

Check out this beautiful tribute created by the BBC that took place on Monday 30 March 2026, using 950 drones, and was broadcast on BBC One Northern Ireland on Thursday 2 April at 8pm — the same time and date the Titanic set sail from Belfast in 1912.

🚨House Stuff🚨 Working on this for a couple of weeks: - Insulating & installing underfloor heating - Levelling the floor - Studding out the walls - Installing insulation - First-fix plumbing - Levelling the ceiling (awful) - Plasterboarding walls & ceiling (95% done) Starting to look like a room 😂

it's her day

Unplanned day off work klaxon 🚨

🚨House Stuff🚨 Plumbing today! Done all the first fix stuff for the kitchen, including drilling some huge holes for the drainage and fitting a new stopcock (which involved cutting into the water mains 😱) No leaks so far 🤞

Presented without comment; Chocolate mini egg samosas.

When your hair is the same colour as your t shirt

Pool time at the doggy daycare 😃

I’m ready for pickle flavour to have its pistachio moment x

A video showing the regeneration of a disused shopping centre in Nottingham. youtu.be/UqEEjgVAi9U

Liquorice Allsorts aren’t vegetarian ffs

Started putting in the kitchen stud work today - ready for the insulation and plasterboard. Also: I got to play with a LASER 😆

‘Talk to me’ is a better than ‘Dopamine’. No further remarks.

I really do hate this image.

😍 treating ourself to a drink

Floor is getting laid 💪

Even after 10 years or so, this is still a bop. music.apple.com/gb/album/ind...

Good morning! Yes, this is he

Timeline clense

A little bit obsessed with synchronised dancing 😍 youtu.be/hfHuIjbRk8o?...

I liked the light here 🥰 part 7

Got through most of my half-term jobs list, including: 🧱 More work to the front of the house 🪟 Removed & bricked up a window 💦 Fixed leaky bathroom 🚪 Finished prepping the door ⚡️ Electrics in (not by me!) 👷🏻‍♂️ Plaster boarded the landing ✅ Kitchen finalised & ordered Going back to work for a rest 😅

Now you see it. Now you don’t. Getting ready for this to become a walk-in shower.