I really love it when people use hashtags on Bluesky, for example #pokemon #running #strava #realhousewives #dragrace

I’m very glad I’ve got a 6 hour round trip drive ahead of me _for_a_funeral_ in this weather! 😩

Ta dah

The campaign for Victoria Coren for next Celebrity Traitors starts now!

Happy 13th Anniversary @lukepad.bsky.social 🎉✨😘

I could eat a bucket of Super Noodles (Mild Curry) + Tobasco Sauce

Show your lock screen

Even thinking about it makes me sleepy

Luke’s just challenged me on my spelling again so it’s all fun tonight.

Rumm& coke tonight

My biggest turn on / attractive quality is men who have rhythm and can dance. End of post.

It’s be fascinated to know what direction was given to everyone on set “Ok everyone, dance like there’s a gas leak…” youtu.be/YYOKMUTTDdA?...

Quote post with a picture of you being a dork. (I won axe throwing!)

£5.60 for a fruit loaf I must be fucking mental

Oh ok, so Flashes for Bluesky has stories. I like that.

At @chazzersmurf.bsky.social request, a glasses shot.

Let’s take a moment to remember Aaron #thetraitorsUK 🥰

Luke has just burst out of the bathroom mid tooth-brush shouting “will you sort your spelling out!” So I better not post any further on Bluesky this evening or else there’ll be trouble.

Couples who come to the pub and do t speak. 🚨

This photo sums me and @lukepad.bsky.social up pretty well. One is doing a serious pose. The other is doing an impression of an elephant.

Elite version of this song.

Hot take: the new Jessie Ware song is meh. Not a strong lead and no where near as confident as the last two lead singles. 6/10.

Hello 👋

Remember when Madonna was garotted off the stairs at the Brits?

Comes home from work Takes his trousers off Cracks open wine - Luke P, 2026 @lukepad.bsky.social

Still convinced James is Jasper Carrott cosplaying as David Tennant #TheTraitors

I still want a jumper like this.

Too early?

Who wants pictures of conjunctivitis? I have a lovely example x

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

“10 more soups…”

Since having Covid the first time, every time I have a cold, fresh coffee smells of garlicky poo. 🤢

I’ve a LOT of scrubbing to get through

*wakes up* *checks Bluesky* *rolls back over for spooning*

British education in a nutshell

The sooner Apple get Gemini integrated into Siri, the better.

Hung. Over.

They’ve had drinks

And the biggest olives ever.

Pre tapas

I’m not sure what he’s trying to sell here….

Tonight we’re tappasing so we won’t get to see live #TraitorsUK! 😬

I liked the light here 🥰 part 5 [new iPhone edition]

Ah ok, so this is a nice little tune from Gorillaz 🙂

This new phone of mine is like shit off a shovel 🥰

I blocked someone on Bluesky today because they were moaning about receiving a food caddy to recycle their food waste. So, that’s Thursday.

Harriet is going to banished for being impolite, making it very clear that this is the British version of The Traitors. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

My favourite phrase that Luke ever says: “You make us a cup of tea and I’ll make the tea” 🥰

Evidence of an Ancient Roman industrial hub in Sunderland has been discovered. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

✨Who’s your one positive follower recommendation? ✨ I’m looking for people to follow who post nice, energising and positive content.