Picky tea klaxon 🚨

✅ Residential Done 🏠 Home 🍾 Cheers

Just caught myself in a mirror at the Science Museum. Does it look like I’m wearing pyjamas?? 😳

On a school trip with Y6 kids to London for a few days. One kid has brought a Sodastream with them. A Sodastream…

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓

I think I needed that 😂

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date you? Any/all of the attached:

Happy Saturday! 🎉 Officially having 24hrs off from house stuff & work 😴

Half Term: DONE ✅ Pic 1️⃣: Last Saturday Pic 2️⃣: Today Still some smaller bits to complete, but ‘done’ enough ready for the kitchen fitters who start TOMORROW 🎉🎉 Right - genuinely going back to work for a rest 😂

For the first time in about 6 months, we have lights and sockets in the kitchen! ⚡️ Had to work around the electrics being fitted, but also got some more of the floor done too 🎉 MORE WINE PLEASE

The Morning After:

1️⃣ Half the floor is tiled 2️⃣ We used *300* red wedges 3️⃣ I *better* have the Worlds Best Arse™ after squatting like a chimp all day, otherwise this pain is for nothing 4️⃣ WINE. NOW.

Post a photo from 2019. My Scrawny Ferret Era

Painting complete ✅ Made a start on the floor tiles 🎉

Got two coats on the ceiling and one on the walls 👨‍🎨 (The white gaps will be where cupboards/appliances will be) Final wall coat tomorrow and then I can start on the floor tiles 🎉

Sanded ✅ Mist Coats x 2 ✅ In 30° ✅ 🥵 Starting to look like a room again now though!

New ‘Worst House Job’ unlocked: Sanding the kitchen ceiling in 30° heat 🥵

Nanas are ready to festival

The boys are out on the lash oi oi

Final layer of self level down before starting tiling next week 🙌

Happy Friday / Half Term 🎉🎉🎉

🚨 Kitchen Update 🚨 Plastering done! This weather has been amazing for drying it out 🙌 Primed the floor ready for a final layer of self level Next week is tiling and painting week! 🎉

First bit of plaster gone on the walls and ceiling of the kitchen today 🎉

Orange you glad it’s Saturday? I’m very sorry. Having an orange wine tonight!

Solved the mystery of the bad tasting cups of tea: @nickysee.bsky.social was filling the kettle up with the water from his hot water bottle. Yes. Really. I’ve packed his bags…

Spent the day titting about with plasterboard. Nearly there 😅 Happy Saturday! 🎉

The grand downstairs toilet sink switch on 🎉🥳 (All @lukepad.bsky.social’s work)

Bank Holiday Monday Project: Downstairs tap and basin Done! ✅🎉 Quite pleased with myself 🥲

Happy Saturday II everyone! 🎉

HAPPY *BANK HOLIDAY* WEEKEND 🎉 Here is me, apparently looking like a demure Lady Diana x

I’ve been put in charge of the little BBQ again. 🔥😆

1. I am tired 2. I’ve had a haircut 3. We’re ordering a pizza HAPPY FRIDAY! 🎉

I’m still doing lots of house stuff - just nothing that would make a good Bluesky post 😂 Mainly titting about with little bits of plasterboard to completely finish off the kitchen before the plasterer comes. Here’s a wonky & slightly incorrect render of what it’ll look like though:

Happy Friday! 🎉

Live scenes (hungover) Feat. @lukepad.bsky.social

Rewatching Bob and Rose for the millionth time ❤️

No context Siri

🚨House Stuff🚨 Working on this for a couple of weeks: - Insulating & installing underfloor heating - Levelling the floor - Studding out the walls - Installing insulation - First-fix plumbing - Levelling the ceiling (awful) - Plasterboarding walls & ceiling (95% done) Starting to look like a room 😂

🚨House Stuff🚨 Plumbing today! Done all the first fix stuff for the kitchen, including drilling some huge holes for the drainage and fitting a new stopcock (which involved cutting into the water mains 😱) No leaks so far 🤞

🎉Happy Friday/half term everyone!

Started putting in the kitchen stud work today - ready for the insulation and plasterboard. Also: I got to play with a LASER 😆

Finished off the kitchen flooring after work today 🎉 Now: Beer & Pizza Happy Friday!

😍 treating ourself to a drink

Today’s Jobs: Insulation down and underfloor heating installed (my KNEES!) Ready to level tomorrow!

Happy Friday! 🎉🎉🎉

Just heard a clip of new Joesef music and I’m already OBSESSED.

Nicky: “Oh look - they’ve put a nice butterfly on my Guinness” 🤨☘️

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