How I'm distracting myself this #locktober 4th

Haven't posted over here yet so how about you get a #cagecheck for the first four days of #locktober?

How's locktober starting for everyone else?

What do we think? Up or to the side?

First day gay camping was a huge success 💤

Do your neighbors like it when you have me strip and wait for you by the door?

Been touching my dick too much these past few weeks, so I locked up and clocked in for my shift at the hole training factory

I learned today that I can play 2048 with my vibrator? It buzzes harder when I get a bigger score? Oh it's over for my hole

Got a DM from a guy on grindr today who said he had just finished jerking off to my account and woof - that got me so hot and now I think I need him to breed me 🥵

Stoned and (fruity) pebbled

Forgot to mention that @daddyaf69.bsky.social took some selfies over the weekend 🍆

had a very vivid sex dream last night so had to get this out out of my system

Offering my services of being fat and happy at your pool party in exchange for being invited to your pool party 😵‍💫👉👈

Also, if it wasn’t clear: Fuck ICE. Free Palestine. Trans liberation. If you disagree, fuck you too.

Got home from the club and was just so insatiably horny 🤤 who's feeding me a load this weekend?

Got a nice post-workout protein shake this morning

When he flashes you his cock in the sauna, it's rude not to take his load in the shower, right?

Jail for the F slurs outside the record store who were talking about already listing their Charli records for $80 today! But not a bad RSD haul otherwise 💕

Happy rainy Friday 💕

fresh for sniffing

This is the second time I've been cruised and was too busy playing games on my watch to notice 😭

Vibes in DC today

Um, hello? Is this thing (mustache) on (my face) ?

Too horny for my own good

Oh, PIT CREEEEW

A fantasy of mineeeee 🥵

New mirror, new me 😘

Jesus 🤤

Went and checked out the DC Eagle tonight and it made me super horny - who's dick am I sucking next time I'm there?

Whoever pulled the fire alarm while I was in the sauna this morning, your mom's a hoe 😔

“Thigh not take a crazy chance” or whatever Hilary Duff said

I need a stiff dick between these fuzzy cheeks IMMEDIATELY

Valentines AND #fcf? What a treat!

Fully committing to bsky, Twitter can get fucked 💕

@ Alan cumming please bring angela from bb26 on the next season of the traitors NOW

Explain your username Also her

Also to the twink I stood in line with - you have a great ass and I hope you have a great night 😘!

Thoughts and prayers for everyone in the horse meat disco clothes check line 😭

Go do drugs on the dancefloor! Go fuck on the dancefloor! They don't care! The bathrooms are for pissing! Move along!

It’s always Eurovision, but what about Ourovision? 😢

What do I wear to horse meat tonight???

🤤 This man is so hot lemme unzip and pull that cock out 🥵

See you soon MAL

late #fcf submission

Desperately need a friend to buy a hot tub so I can be naked in a hot tub again (oh my God it's been four years)

I havent worn my harness in so long 🤤 need someone to grab on tight

Holy whoa I’m feral today 🙈

All jocked up and ready for MAL 😈

TEN YEARS AGO? 😭