It would be really cool if my new health card came in the mail today. That would be nice.

In remembrance of the only fat cat worth a damn

just horrific to watch, the War Crimes Factory must be shut down by any means necessary

So I just read the novella DRANMAGIC by Jerry Holkins, which is very fun and absolutely worth it but the funny thing is knowing how there's a literal other version that's apparently just the same but gay and the gay version is probably the real one.

I’m down for impalement

I have made the mistake of waking up hours ago and not rolling right back to sleep.

It's a holiday so I hope everybody's keeping it traditional and has their snake on hand. It just don't feel right without a scale-covered pal wrapped around your neck. Colourful eggs? Trite. A cold blooded reptile? That's the ticket.

The snake's slithering about I'm drinkin' coffee

Bored at work, thinkin' about the old acq inc C-Team, which obviously means the most useless thoughts have entered my skull. "What if K'Thriss Drow'b wrote the song Safety Dance" is at the top.

Hammam got deleted after posting this, but here’s the op on where Israel is targeting in Gaza

A new Dillinger Four song you say? Don't mind if i do

The dog requires my assistance. He must go out. Out into the world. Into the wild, to frolic and to play and also pee and poop and bark at many people trying their hardest not to cringe in fear of this loud, four-legged stupid baby.

The good: oh shit they're selling 2$ samosas The bad: I just realized i haven't replied to a real good friend of mine's email from two months ago. The ugly: I realized it when they sent ANOTHER email i am a very bad friend

"I'm just out here asking the real questions nobody wants to answer." "You asked me if Willem Dafoe's rap name would just be Willem Da Foe"

Ayyy the notacast is back with my favourite sitcom Chillin' With Ser Illyn (feat. Jaime Lannister)

Wow windows 11 really just exists to piss people off.

The good: I have a working computer again and can now slowly but surely do all the things i was literally waiting to do four days ago when the old one died! The bad: I am now many hundreds of dollars poorer, down a shift from last week and the dog peed on all his crate pillows while i was out.

Shout-out to the clearly overworked tech repair who, without explicitly saying so, told me that spending money to fix my "I bought this as cheap as possible" brand laptop isn't worth the cost for a new battery.

Eid Mubarak to Lebanese, Palestinians, Iranians, Sudanese muslim or otherwise. And Eid Mubarak to all the oppressed people in the world.

Zia: hey can you help shovel your cousin's patio out so I can go feed her cat Me: absolutely! Aunt: I'll pay you Me: don't you dare try and pay me for this *Cue guilt haggling* *Talked her down to buying me a salad from a nearby grocery store* *She still forced 20 bucks into my hand*

One weird trick to stay warm in the false spring is to grab a snake. Snakes don't really generate body heat to keep your inferior limb-having body warm but they will make you feel better via their well deserved superiority complex what with all the limbs they lack.

In #Gaza, around 73,000 displaced #Palestine Refugees are living in overcrowded UNRWA shelters. On the ground, UNRWA teams are working every day to provide vital support. Your Zakat is what means that #UNRWAworks. Donate today: 🔗 Link in bio

Sometimes, you gotta remember Kris Straub's chainsawsuit was a thing

Okay the latest Beastars is kicking a lot of ass. Fantastic show

My roommate's dog shall be in what I call double dog jail until proven to not be infuriating. What double dog jail is muzzle plus puppy crate and I'm not even gonna look at him for like 40 minutes. Which for dogs I think is one entire aeon.

There is a small but still...worrying? Amount of semi-dried blood in the sink at work. Specifically in the only toilet that would, during the day, occasionally have regular people using it.

I'm just willing the last of this shift to end so I can trundle home and watch egg n dunk tourney funsies

His name was Da’Quan Johnson. He was killed by Grand Rapids police. They had him facedown on the ground. They shot him in the back of the head. They let a K9 mangle him. Now that I know how loud y’all white folk can get after Good and Pretti, I expect the same for every person of color after.

Just remembered I picked up a copy of this the other day. Can't wait to give it a read.

Banger of a free book somebody left in a pile of free crap in the laundry room of my building (over 500 species, fully illustrated)

24 years ago today 'Don't Worry About Me' is the first album released by Joey Ramone as a solo artist, released posthumously on this day in 2002, less than a year after his death. #punk #punkrock #punklegend #joeyramone #dontworryaboutme #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Messin' around in bg3: thanks to an apparently not-yet fixed bug I uh, am no longer buddies with shadowheart. Didn't kill her, though, even if she tried to kill me. In case she makes a second attempt I did uh...rob her unconscious body of everything she carried.

Check the weather when I get up: one alert of a snow storm rolling through nearby. Check local report before leaving: 90% coverage of snowfall through night. Better bring my heavy snow boots. Check weather now, shift mostly over: chance of snow dropped 30 percent, could've left heavy boots at home

I will be watching the latest dunk n egg episode soon. But first I will release the dog upon my roommate (they put him in my room while I was napping and it is time for doggy CHAOS muhuwhahahahahahahahahahahahah they'll never see it coming

I dunno what was wrong with me but I nearly threw up in a trashcan at work. Must've ate something weird in the last 24 hours once I got home I had to spend basically until now unconscious. Feeling better now thankfully

Things you'd think I wouldn't do after all these years: not listen to something deeply funny while traversing an incredibly icy, sloped sidewalk.

Cleaned the snake tank, his water dish, refilled the water now I just gotta plop him back in there and try to feed him in a day or so

Dog status: currently having the one of the best days of his life with half a bowl of regular dog food/half a bowl of heated up dog-safe leftovers.

Who else said the rhyme out loud to nobody in particular along with steely motherfuckin' pate

Listening to the reveal of what Stil Bedroch was in the 8th/9th parts of the C Team is so goddamn fun.

I swear if we get another fucking hock and spit scene with the fucking master of games with any of the remaining dunk n egg episodes I'm gonna lose it. That actor's doing a great job of grossing me out give him a trophy

I have retrieved the once thought lost to time Blue Dog Toy, cleaned it and re-slathered the inside with peanut butter and returned it to its rightful gaping maw. Dog life has improved ten percent.

Spending the entire shift not in my work shoes but my snow boots was a mistake that I deeply regret. I don't regret the cab I called one fuckin' bit.

"like a spent balloon, wrinkled and useless" is the funniest sentence I've heard in a while