These babies done pooped in the urinal again.

Too much of my day is beefing with adults who beef with kids.

The amount of times a day I have to clean under my fingernails working in a school…

Playing devil’s advocate is not the same as being objective thank you for coming to my TED talk.

They really said “Hold my Takis”….

Middle schoolers tingz.

No disrespect to the Annes, Lynns, Maries and Elizabeths out there. I still love you pookies. But I am so glad my parents did not follow that millennial middle name trend and gave me a first name-worthy middle name.

I do not throw shade at my coworkers. I envelop them in darkness and shame of their ineffectiveness. Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me that’s sick of doing other people’s jobs on top of my own.

Me before eating all the things my endometriosis does not appreciate.

Every single referral that’s written comes straight to my push notifications on my work phone, so I don’t understand why these teachers are lying about having filled them out. (I refuse to come get kids without a referral in a non-emergency) Tell a better lie, folks.

She really captured my winter hue.

What have I become, my sweetest friend?

If you have an individual in your life with endometriosis, look up “lightning butthole”, then check in on them. Their butts are fighting invisible battles.

So… y’all really forgot Nicholas Brendon’s DV charges? Just like that?

Do not get me wrong: I fucking love a good Booktok romantasy book in the same way I love a trashy reality TV series or fast food for dinner. But my fear is that Booktok girlies read nothing *but* romantasy, and the collective brain rot is setting in.

Sometimes a public women’s restroom is all you need to lock it in for the rest of the week.

I really thought I was going to play Crimson Desert tomorrow on my XBox One.

Eating cereal while you’re thirsty is basically just edging.

If I were a Westerosi knight, knighting a squire, I’d be so fucking weirded out if they made eye contact with me through that shit.

It is not a character flaw to admit you have been propagandized your entire life and work to correct your opinions based on complete information

Funny how white Americans have never want to include Black or Brown people in the “we” of being American until it’s time to try and share blame/responsibility for the fuck shit this country does to others. Y’all have made it abundantly clear there was no “we” before. There ain’t no “we” now.

Extremely older sibling things.

🥹🥹🥹 I love you, boo.

*taps sign*

The Tragedy at Summerhall was a botched gender-reveal party involving Tannerite

😍😍😍

Lady Webber has been cast AND Josh Johnson has finally added Minneapolis to his tour?!?! All in one day? I have been #blessed.

I am telling y’all… this is Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood and we are Amestris. These aren’t people trying to trigger the return of the son of an Abrahamic god. These are people looking to make one mass sacrifice to a Canaanite deity.

at some point the democratic party figured out if you feed the people one tiny scrap of gaslit girlbossed gatekept they'd go squee and clap like trained seals over an actual serial killer

Always someone who’s having a more rough day than you.

Back at work, post op. Sitting with my kids and watching them learn to play chess. My heart is full.

….Pokemon is actually 16bit, isn’t it?

Clearly I was better at 8bit Pokémon as an 8 YEAR OLD than I am now as I revisit ye olden days.

The fuck shit I just woke up to…

I’m actually really, really nice as long as you don’t say some micro aggressive/racist fuck shit.

This diet is permanent, by the way. Menopause at the soonest I can go back to the foods I enjoy without paying for it.

If ever there was a glaring example of why the United States should not have been allowed to compete, it’s the men’s US hockey team.

Also… how are we feeling about the book deviation that Maekar never gave Egg leave to go with Dunk? I personally liked it within the context of the episode, but want to wait and see how the deviation fares in later seasons. #AKOTSK

This…. This was a perfect episode. #AKOTSK

Having to completely change up my diet because I have post-surgery, I have learned all the foods that actually just trigger inflammation and pain. Which means I need to refrain from/limit all of my favorite foods.

These Hollywood clone conspiracy theories would hold better water were it not for the existence of *checks notes* plastic surgery.

Rereading the #AKOTSK novellas and I have no choice but to believe Dunk is a Pisces.

Very first crush I remember having.

World’s gone to shit so bad I can barely enjoy the 40th anniversary of my precious precious Legend of Zelda.

Let me reiterate, in case anyone wanted to brush this off: They let a K9 mangle his *dead body* This is why it’s very important you stop comparing what’s going on in America to Shnazi Germany and realize that this is America. This has always been America. Police started as slave catchers.

His name was Da’Quan Johnson. He was killed by Grand Rapids police. They had him facedown on the ground. They shot him in the back of the head. They let a K9 mangle him. Now that I know how loud y’all white folk can get after Good and Pretti, I expect the same for every person of color after.

Ahhh, yes. I remember Champ. (Also, don’t come for my hair, 2019 was rough, emotionally and hormonally so all of my hair had fallen out)

Come to Minneapolis and do this shit. See what kind of a response you get, fucking dipshits.

Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties