It's time for Friday Morning Marathon! One of the usual crew needs help with Truth/Lies 6/6, so let's try that! 😅 twitch.tv/JanstenPlays youtube.com/@JanstenPlay... tiktok.com/@JanstenPlays

Seems it's a bit unclear when Vagrant Story released in North America 26 years ago; sometime over the next few days. But, I will never pass up the chance to heap some fresh love on one of the GOATS. A dark fantasy espionage thriller that I can't recommend enough. Happy birthday, Vagrant Story. 💜

Time for some more Thursday Night Trios in Marathon! Come join to see what we get up to tonight! twitch.tv/JanstenPlays youtube.com/@JanstenPlay... tiktok.com/@JanstenPlays

The easiest way to understand how a given person feels about Dungeon Crawlers is to explain what this enemy in Dungeon Encounters does and see whether they think it's funny, a war crime, or both.

My onboard AI told me Arachne keeps executing her Runners so I asked how many Runners she has and she says she just goes to Sekiguchi Genetics and prints new shells afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding bio-organic printing materials to Arachne and then she started crying.

Subnautica 2 releases today! I've been working on this game for 2 years now and I'm really excited for everyone to finally get to see it. I have a few things I want to mention regarding the music in the game, so thread incoming:

The Marathon state of the game post is very good. Getting out ahead of Season 2 and making it clear that the team will be adding more PvE and PvP-lite modes is good; I have grown to love being sweaty in Marathon, but unfortunately they need to offer some sugar to help it go down for others.

Twelve Minutes deserves all of the hate Mixtape is getting

Updated DEC with temporary pages for five (!) new emblems announced today. They'll get final pages once they're in the API. Check these out (and more!) at destinyemblemcollector.com

I've updated Marathon Emblem Collector based on the article regarding the Ranked emblems. This now leaves two emblems (and zero backgrounds) that are unreleased. marathonemblemcollector.com

All these coins are jumping around! #Raccoin

It's time to push some more coins with Raccoin! I'm going to try to clear some runs with some new characters today, so come along as I figure out how to play as them! twitch.tv/JanstenPlays youtube.com/@JanstenPlay... tiktok.com/@JanstenPlays

Stream archive is up for this: youtu.be/2Da_fHAyofg This is a truly wild, single three hour long run. There are serious Act 2 spoilers in here, but this run has everything, including me almost dying at least a few times and clawing back from the edge. Saros is so good!

Blue Prince (2025)

Let Me Be Powerfu, Roguelites! #Saros

I'm back with more Saros! And probably some construction noise! Apologies if I have to mute myself during this stream. Time to try to remember how to play this game! www.twitch.tv/JanstenPlays www.youtube.com/@JanstenPlay... www.tiktok.com/@JanstenPlays

1 week left to get PowerWash Simulator FF7/Tomb Raider free DLC (delisting May 19) US PSN buff.ly/noAozjO US eShop buff.ly/aXjMlQF Xbox buff.ly/CDqL7Zn Steam buff.ly/JsvaBYU

Unfortunately need to cancel today's stream too. House work continues and it continues to be loud as hell. I'm hopefully going to be back tomorrow! ❤️

I need to cancel today’s stream, sorry! Having work done on my house and it’s way, way louder than I thought. See you all tomorrow (probably 😅)!

The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3

happy Mother's Day <3

Stream schedule for this week! Continuing (and finishing?) MGS 1 for TVGP's Game Club, playing as much more Saros as I can, more Raccoin, and more Marathon, of course! Jansten.com

I would rather see a picture of your own shit in a toilet bowl than what you generated with AI

The CEO of the studio making Lords of Fallen 2 (Dark Soulless) everyone. The same guy who guzzles Grummz’s chode and panders to chud gamers every time he posts. Don’t buy this shithead’s game.

A very happy birthday to one half of my amazing cats, Shrimp! The man of many names has been a wonderful addition to our home since day one!

It's time for more Friday Morning Marathon with friends! We'll likely do some more Cryo Archive runs and maybe try some more key runs since those went well last time? Hang out with us to find out! twitch.tv/JanstenPlays youtube.com/@JanstenPlay... tiktok.com/@JanstenPlays

I'm Turning 45 This Year?!

Whatcha Doin' Up There, Buddy? #MarathontheGame

It's time for Thursday Night Trios in Marathon! We should be doing some more intro contracts for a new player, so make sure to come on by! twitch.tv/JanstenPlays youtube.com/@JanstenPlay... tiktok.com/@JanstenPlays

Schedule change! I don't feel like playing another Roguelite this morning, so I'm going to have a chill stream where I work on some solo contracts in Marathon! twitch.tv/JanstenPlays youtube.com/@JanstenPlay... tiktok.com/@JanstenPlays

Devolver Digital has worked with Anita on and off for a decade. Anyone drumming this up as “news” is doing so for clicks, has no understanding of the inner workings of the industry, and is a hateful idiot.

NO FUCKING WAY

I think I'm halfway through Saros? No spoilers, please (don't be that guy). Let's see if I can keep motoring through this with one incredibly strong weapon after another! twitch.tv/JanstenPlays youtube.com/@JanstenPlay... tiktok.com/@JanstenPlays

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

Also celebrating a birthday today: Einhänder. I can't stress enough: Experience Einhänder any way you can. Emulate/FPGA it. Watch a longplay or someone's stream of it. Square's venture into PS1 shmups/STG is *magnificent*.

The "out of the way swine" comic is great but this is the best comic strip of all time

This guy in #Saros super suuuuucks

Psycho Mantis knows my weakness?! #MetalGearSolid

Playing Metal Gear Solid 1 for the first time in decades! Come watch as I see how much of this game I can remember (brrrrother!) www.twitch.tv/JanstenPlays www.youtube.com/@JanstenPlay... www.tiktok.com/@JanstenPlays

Stream schedule for this week! Starting MGS 1 for @tvgp.bsky.social's Game Club, diving deeper into Saros (yay!), and continuing with Raccoin and Marathon! Jansten.com

lol I forgot to post this week’s streaming schedule with how busy I got today. I’ll post it tomorrow but I’ll be playing Metal Gear Solid tomorrow morning at 9AM PT!

The demo for What's the Password? is available now! It has over a third of the puzzles available in the full game. Give it a try and let me know what you think! Full version coming to Steam & Mobile on May 28th. Wishlist now!

Project time. Reached into the stack and pulled out a random old cable guide: HBO May 1997. Made a Letterboxd list and here we go. Let’s see how close I can get to 100% completion on this list. Movies on HBO in May 1997: letterboxd.com/smarmyjerkfa...

The dumbest, worst, most annoying person has already done the thing you want to do and someone probably loved it. So you might as well just make the thing

HOTDOG STAND

April's Stream Highlights video is out! This month I grab a long-awaited Platinum, get landed on in Saros, blow everything up in Raccoin, learn someone's favorite Pokemon, and much more! youtu.be/IEiGKgzc8cQ