Shopping with Black women after brunch is so funny…”Girl just get eeettt” 🤣🤣🤣

Why is there a popsicle in my drink LMAO

I hate my perfume combo today.

So simple. So beautiful.

Doing my best to make it to one of these evening services

Going to Miss Toya’s for the first time…the reviews are so mixed I’m scared 🫣

I’m wheezing. That grandmama heel 🤣

Indeed

Up because I decided to pig in a blanket myself and turn the space heater on. Now I’m up overheated and annoyed

2025 taught me that I’m exactly who I think I am. I’m already charged up for 2026.

2025 was great despite the political cluster Turned 40 and cruised solo Saw Bey Kendrick Clipse Got promoted and did a bunch of PD Paid off my car Restarted therapy My friend told me my ass is getting fatter

Imma drop my key fa sho…is there something more I need to be doing?!

Were the pizza rolls in a caesar salad discussed #onhere? Cuz…IJS I see the merit

They already got AI video of Richard Smallwood getting up out of his wheelchair listing all his achievements…talmbout “I died at 77” CAN YALL PLEASE

My colleague gave me this “24K Gold” mud mask…finally used it and looking real Threat Level Midnight-ish

Get me the fuck outta here…it just keeps getting worse for us

I wanna clean my mattress tonight but it’s not gon be clean in time for bed 😫

Needa grab some applesauce for the porkchops Thurs

Started seeing it a couple days before Christmas…sick

👀 Not a man but I like a soft matte…Fenty Pro-Filt’r steez, if you will

BWI is the superior airport but lemme shut up fo yall try to take my native card

Precisely why I don’t unless work is providing transport…can’t remember the last time I flew outta there

OMG imagine being on the Bay today…bridges don’t eem scare me but today would be the day

Listen the way this wind almost blew my ass smooth off 50 I’d be mad too

This dog is out here in his little booties happy as he can be and his owner is OVER it LMFAO

No fckn way

Me and the rest of Maryland came to pick up our bottles from Cooper’s

BWI? 60 mins unless I’m checking a bag. Anywhere else the standard two hours

The replies 🤭

2+ years…missed my locaversary in Sept

Cicadas be in the summer heat screaming BARRRBRRAAAAA like Fabo on ‘Tatted Up’

The amount of selfies I delete a year is concerning lmao

Dave Hollister told them niggas nobody was there to see them then got in the booth and went crazy on Before I Let You Go.

Good morning and happy Tuesday friends ☕️ I hope your 2025 is winding down beautifully and that today is a calm, peaceful one for you. I barely knew what day it was myself until I looked at my calendar. Cherish every moment, give them their flowers now, breathe deeply, be thankful.

Baby if you grew up with a choir director like mine we had to sing if for special occasions. It was a must.

NOOOOO RICHARD SMALLWOOD WENT ON TO BE WITH HIM?!?!

A journey…please take yourself along for the ride.

and if you want to know... why Donald Trump is the president It's because the Ecru measure Goodness as being able to handle snakes rather than avoid them.

and if i wasn't in the back of satan's ass crack alabama i would have just walked out and called my mom to come get me

I was finna go see my daddy in heaven

I'M COMING DADDY! and YOUR friend pastor steve is sending me!!!!!!

Now i'm disgusted... not because they caught the Holy Ghost... I'm disgusted cause it was 4 different beats going on and how i'm supposed to shout on 4 different beats?????

He has a history doesn’t he?

Think instead of Dry January Imma go back to my social media fast…this APR is gon require both my full attention and some liquid encouragement 😫

I don’t know what brought up the Total Praise praise, but yes. And amen.

LMFAAAOOOOOO

Big Biddie Baddies…I need new sports bra recs…Under Armour bout wore out her welcome