Girl, pull out the nipple pasties, KT tape, bodysuit and liiiive 💃🏻💃🏻

Talking about a quarter zip when some of you need to try a full zip on your mouth 🙄

My toxic trait is treating every backpack wearer on the TTC like an opposing blocker and I need to drill that backpack to free my jammer. BING BONG BOOM BONK, BITCH.

One day we'll get a notification about Doug Ford.

there’s no reforming this abolish prisons

Can't see anyone for the next two weeks. I mean I can hang out but my glasses are getting fixed so I legit can't see you.🥴

Community isn’t something you show up to consume. It requires you to contribute, collaborate, and commit-create. If you want community, you have to be community. #craftivism

On Wednesday, Israel killed 33 Palestinians, including 12 children, in its latest violations of the Gaza ceasefire. Read more here: mondoweiss.net/2025/11/isra...

It's kinda funny to think that the thing we all want to happen is probs gonna happen before the Eglinton LRT is finished

Nothing is a better demonstration of the anti-scientific nature of banning trans women from sports than the fact that the IOC's OWN STUDY found no evidence trans women have any advantage over cis women in sports, but they're planning on going ahead with banning us anyways

Gonna need the cishets to tighten it the fuck up. Y'all are a lil too loosey goosey with the gay jokes around Trump possibly blowing Clinton. Fix it.

People talk a lot about struggling with imposter syndrome and I just want to say...as a short haired lesbian with an affinity for flannel/fleece button ups and an immaculate boot collection who cannot set up a tent or identify power tools ... I get it. Something something stolen valour.

Another #gamecocks roster update like... #ncaawbb

You ever accidentally blow up 4 massive spreadsheets so badly that all you can do is call your bestie to laugh and cry cause they're the only one who will get it? No? Me neither. Welp. Let's rebuild.

I hope my downstairs neighbors are appreciating my Blink-182 performance while I cook dinner because Xander is most certainly not.

Sandwich man leaving court

I’m Jewish. I lived in New York for a decade. I am very, very concerned about antisemitism. I have no doubt that Zohran Mamdani would fight to protect my life and my rights. I have no doubt the ADL has entirely failed to protect me and my family from fascists. I know where my allegiance lies.

NUCLEAR NUT NOVEMBER AS MAMDANI WINS NYC

Literally every girl's vibrator has done more good for the world than Dick Cheney ever could...so.

Do you think Dick has told Charlie that his wife is already boning the couch fucker?

Do you think Dick Cheney is trying to waterboard the devil right now?

Are we really doing "poor trapped Usha Vance" content like people tried with Melania Trump? These wives are all on board the project. Let's not pretend.

When Kesha says "choke on my name while you suck on my dick" I feel it in my spirit.

Bloop. Jays could win the World Series at home..on Friday night...on Halloween. Lord, keep Drake the fuck away from the Dome so my friends can be happy.

The hets are always allies until you need an empty bottle of Jack Daniels for your Kesha Halloween costume and none of the girls wanna ask their boyfriend for the bottle he uses as home decor 🙄

#BlueJays fans, be team players and do me a quick solid by just logging outta Sportsnet for the next 10 mins so I can watch the rest of this Celtics game without it glitching every five seconds. Then we can all watch baseball. 🥺

Seems more of a GlassNowYouFuckedUp tbh 😌 #bluejays

Thank you to #BlueJays fans, for adopting me during your run after avenging me against New York 🥰 As a Sox fan living in Toronto it is kinda nice to cheer with everyone for a change lol

MASSIVE PEEPEE ALEJANDRO KIRK

Idk jumping into the wall to catch the ball to help your team seems like self-destructive people pleasing behaviour. Get that Mariner into therapy. Damn. #mlb

I think it would be really bad if a bunch of people with squirt guns filled them with tuna water and splashed ICE agents and got the juice in the cars. Please don't do that.

I forgot how pleasant Des Ark is to listen to

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Chloe Kitts out for the season?!? FUCK.

a broken clock may be right twice a day, but you should still throw it out

Literally free the person that did it because good fucking riddance.

I hope the floor Ian Watkins' lifeless body fell to is ok.

NWSL and WNBA fans booing the commissioner? Women’s sports have ✨made it✨

I would take a bullet for Chelsea Gray. I'm so serious.

DRUNK A'JA WILSON AND CHELSEA GRAY PRESS CONFERENCE LOADING LETS GOOOOOO

We are possibly minutes away from a drunk post finals A'ja Wilson press conference. LET US PRAY AND GIVE THANKS.

A'ja Wilson leaving it all out there! #allinlv #wnba #mvp

A'ja MF Wilson.

Kristi Tolliver YOU 🫵 are a Toronto Tempo

You, indeed, are nothing, and your work is nothing at all; whoever chooses you is an abomination. -A word to all three of these #WNBA referees and the people responsible for empowering them, who are robbing all of us, quoted in Isaiah 41:24

Bro whaaaat is this game rn

When is Charli xcx dropping Life of a Snow Girl?

the blue jays are beating on the yankees so hard that i'm out of war of 1812 analogies

As a Red Sox fan I no longer have a horse in the race. Also as a Red Sox fan.....I hate the Yankees. YES, BLUE JAYS. FINISH THEM.

The rain is knocking the leaves off the trees before they've had a chance to fully change and be enjoyed by me which is DEVASTATING to me on a spiritual level.