If you live outside Toronto and spend all your time shitting on us...keep that energy now that the World Cup is here and DO NOT COME 🥰

Heading home to keep crying. I love Kesha so much 😭

Phone ✅ Keys ✅ Earplugs ✅ Wallet ✅ Sunscreen ✅ ITS KESHA DAY, BABYYYYY!

Theme of Summer 2026: Whimsical Degeneracy. Get into it!

I post for the people doing their Duolingo in the Uber to a Kesha party so they don't lose their streak.

Coming home from the party to some cool ranch Doritos to close out the absolute best birthday weekend? Perfection. No notes. I have the best life and best friends. Blessed. youtu.be/4vFVLKICYUw?...

Not playing Kesha does not make you a better dj 😤

My Uber driver is blaring Celine Dion and singing along. 5 stars no notes!

Someone** woke up older this morning so crank up The Wonder Years **It's me. I woke up older youtu.be/gNhTW0BZsXs?...

Hold up, I just had a thought. The @tempobasketball.bsky.social should totes make a version of this popcorn bucket featuring Marina Mabrey and sell it as Crash Out Corn. #tempo #wnba #shethenorth

Phenomenal day for unfollowing Toronto "influencers" and venues. Whew. Y'all are nasty. To hell with that man.

Why the hell am I craving a meatball sub?? I haven't had one in like a bajillion years???

Caitlin Clark plays ugly basketball, both physically and interpersonally.

Raven Johnson 🥹🥳

Get in gals, we're commenting "who?" on women's sports teams posts with pictures of male athletes in the crowd.

There's something hilarious to me about listening to Kesha's new song about getting absolutely railed on repeat while working away in bloody excel.

You do not defeat fascism by normalizing fascists and Nazis.

I just know that bald bitch was like "why don't you replace the photographers with ring cameras?" #MetGala

kiki thrice 👌

Maybe I'm cynical or maybe I just remember all too well how CC's fans treated Raven (also AB and AR) so all the content the Fever are putting out with her and Raven is just pissing me off because it feels like trying to call the dogs off without...addressing the dogs and the barks...

Headed to the dome with my mom and she's suited n booted in Sox gear as am I. Bless up. Maybe we can both get hired as coaches today. #redsox #tirefire

The nicer the weather, the limper my wrists. The Fagette is thawing out. 💅🏻💃🏻

KEEP DRAKE AWAY FROM KIKI!! #WNBA #PSA #TEMPO

When the DJ drops Avicii Levels followed shortly after by Kesha and you have a moment of feeling like God's favourite.

Listen not to make it about me but....can we move Sunday's tip off up to 3...? I've got tickets to Knuckle Puck and the Wonder Years with doors opening at 6 and show at 7... so now I could be in QUITE the logistical pickle. #ncaawbb

LET YOUR SPEECH ALWAYS BE GRACIOUS, SEASONED WITH SALT, SO THAT YOU MAY KNOW HOW TO ANSWER EVERYONE, INCLUDING LITTLE BITCHES. -What, according to eyewitness reports from the scrum, Dawn was saying to Geno, quoted by the Apostle Paul in Colossians 4:6 💒🏀💒🏀💒🏀💒 #NCAAWBB #NCAAW #MarchMadness

Geno trying to steal our joy. he can't! COCKS UP MOTHAFUCKAAAZ! #gamecockswbb #wbb #WFinalFour #FinalFour #marchmadness #MarchMadnessWBB

Dawn Staley is one of one. THATS MY COACH.

The men are being emotional again. #NCAAWBB #WFinalFour

Dawn should be allowed one free swing imo

Not Geno being a whole bitch ?????

DAWN, GET BEHIND ME. GENO GO FUCK YOURSELF!

My babies are gonna do it 🥰😭🥰😭🥰 #ncaawbb #gamecocks

I didn't sit down the entire first half and have been stress chewing this God damn resistance band. It's fine. I'm doing great. Not stressed at all. Why do you ask? #ncaawbb #gamecocks #finalfour

STOP THE COUNT #NCAAWBB #GAMECOCKS

Toronto really didn't grab Bridget or LA 😭 Also... Y'all know DAMN WELL a Jordin Canada Tempo jersey would have gone 5 times platinum 😤

The WNBA expansion draft 😭

Toronto Tempo tearing families apart. What about Saniya??? #wnba

I don't ask for much. I just want the Toronto Tempo to bring my girl, Laeticia Amihere home 🤙🏻🍁

If you need me today.....no you don't. #gamecocks #tempo #wnba #ncaawbb youtu.be/Ww6Y9ZqjV8Q?...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #ncaawbb #gamecocks

I love Rori Harmon so much.

In my team Canada basketball jersey and revelling in this moment for Toby Fournier and Duke like I'm not a South Carolina fan who has already anxiously chewed off her nails ahead of our game against Oklahoma tomorrow 😌 #NCAAWBB

That ball played it's role more serious than a car accident GOD DAMN

OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE WOMENS COLLEGE BASKETBALL AND HATE KIM MULKEY. #NCAAWBB

I am not patriotic by any means, but... as an avid hater of MAGA Mulkey...I would really love for sweet little Canadian baby angel, Toby Fournier, to send her and her bin of bedazzled blouses and murdered muppets back to her lonely Liberace lair 🥰

Stunner of a day in Toronto got me like "ohhh is it the sun or a manic episode or are we soooo back?"

Respectfully. Niele Ivey is just... 🥵

kesha's Rainbow album is a masterpiece. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Men are smashing themselves in the face with hammers? Shit call me Mel Robbins, cause I say let em.