Listen not to make it about me but....can we move Sunday's tip off up to 3...? I've got tickets to Knuckle Puck and the Wonder Years with doors opening at 6 and show at 7... so now I could be in QUITE the logistical pickle. #ncaawbb

LET YOUR SPEECH ALWAYS BE GRACIOUS, SEASONED WITH SALT, SO THAT YOU MAY KNOW HOW TO ANSWER EVERYONE, INCLUDING LITTLE BITCHES. -What, according to eyewitness reports from the scrum, Dawn was saying to Geno, quoted by the Apostle Paul in Colossians 4:6 💒🏀💒🏀💒🏀💒 #NCAAWBB #NCAAW #MarchMadness

Geno trying to steal our joy. he can't! COCKS UP MOTHAFUCKAAAZ! #gamecockswbb #wbb #WFinalFour #FinalFour #marchmadness #MarchMadnessWBB

Dawn Staley is one of one. THATS MY COACH.

The men are being emotional again. #NCAAWBB #WFinalFour

Dawn should be allowed one free swing imo

Not Geno being a whole bitch ?????

DAWN, GET BEHIND ME. GENO GO FUCK YOURSELF!

My babies are gonna do it 🥰😭🥰😭🥰 #ncaawbb #gamecocks

I didn't sit down the entire first half and have been stress chewing this God damn resistance band. It's fine. I'm doing great. Not stressed at all. Why do you ask? #ncaawbb #gamecocks #finalfour

STOP THE COUNT #NCAAWBB #GAMECOCKS

Toronto really didn't grab Bridget or LA 😭 Also... Y'all know DAMN WELL a Jordin Canada Tempo jersey would have gone 5 times platinum 😤

The WNBA expansion draft 😭

Toronto Tempo tearing families apart. What about Saniya??? #wnba

I don't ask for much. I just want the Toronto Tempo to bring my girl, Laeticia Amihere home 🤙🏻🍁

If you need me today.....no you don't. #gamecocks #tempo #wnba #ncaawbb youtu.be/Ww6Y9ZqjV8Q?...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #ncaawbb #gamecocks

I love Rori Harmon so much.

In my team Canada basketball jersey and revelling in this moment for Toby Fournier and Duke like I'm not a South Carolina fan who has already anxiously chewed off her nails ahead of our game against Oklahoma tomorrow 😌 #NCAAWBB

That ball played it's role more serious than a car accident GOD DAMN

OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE WOMENS COLLEGE BASKETBALL AND HATE KIM MULKEY. #NCAAWBB

I am not patriotic by any means, but... as an avid hater of MAGA Mulkey...I would really love for sweet little Canadian baby angel, Toby Fournier, to send her and her bin of bedazzled blouses and murdered muppets back to her lonely Liberace lair 🥰

Stunner of a day in Toronto got me like "ohhh is it the sun or a manic episode or are we soooo back?"

Respectfully. Niele Ivey is just... 🥵

kesha's Rainbow album is a masterpiece. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Men are smashing themselves in the face with hammers? Shit call me Mel Robbins, cause I say let em.

At this time four years ago I was in the pit for The Wonder Years and Spanish Love Songs. @squiddyvicious.bsky.social I know you know how that memory feels. Can't wait to see those TWS boys with Knuckle Puck in two weeks 🤌🏻🤌🏻

Spent the day doing my G1 test, then getting mochi donuts and a bangin Reuben with a friend, followed by pints with pals in the evening. St Paddy's has been hard since I lost my dad on it, but I'm blessed with friends who make it easier. Now... let's crank up The Parting Glass 🥰🥹😭

First signs of spring have arrived in Toronto as I just saw someone crank open the door of their Uber to throw up in a bike lane.

A fat fucking L! 🐔

TOURNEY TESSA 🤌🏻

I've already yelled "fuck you, Kim" at my TV 4 times.

My face whenever Brad Bradford says anything. #topoli #toronto Constantly campaigning with no plans, completely disingenuous, and about as useful as a tit on a cockroach when in need of cream for coffee.

It's clearly been a long day because I just referred to a parka hood as "a lid." We're doing great!

Some of y'all aren't Pushmaxing like you should be. Not me though. Im out here listening to Matchbox 20s hit 90s album, Yourself or Someone Like You.

What's so disturbing about the Kansas drivers license law is that you CAN'T flee -- they're making it impossible to leave for a blue state. The goal is to incarcerate people or make them detransition.

When you've got the hockey game at 8am and the basketball game at noon. 🍁🐔 ...and a child who just wants to be included.

WHATEVER HEATED RIVALRY WILL ALWAYS BE OURS

Thank you for everything, Marie-Philip Poulin 🫡

Fuck Britta Curl. All my homies hate Britta Curl.

Mark Carney not declaring today a mandatory paid day off for lesbians is homophobic.

She's a DesBeauty!

The O in "O'Neil" stands for OH MY GOD

Is Cassie Campbell hammered?

Dont forget to slam a shot of maple syrup for Marie-Philip Poulin.

Sports are inherently political and always have been so if you're blathering on about some "keep politics out of sports" shit I just know you think 2+2=ham.

The country that loves to start sporting events with a military colour guard or jet flyovers is blathering on about keeping politics out of sports again 🫠

Thank. God. #gamecocks #ncaawbb

Okay so like... if a clearly unwell person on the streetcar looks at you and says "your dad sucks cock, you should try it," is "well my dads dead. Do you want to meet him?" a fair response or...?