Kesha is coming back to Toronto this summer 🥰😭🥰😭🥰

Im sorry there were still people that didn't know Jelly Roll is a fucking loser? Good grief.

Fold in the cheese :(

Not to sound ungrateful, bc living somewhere artists consistently come to play rules but my children in Christ.. space out the tour announcements and ticket sales. EVERY WEEK MY WALLET AND I GOTTA FIGHT FOR OUR LIVES ON TICKETMASTER GOD DAMN. Announce then release tickets a week later. I beg 😭

A great statement, but not a great messenger considering she helps fund terrorism against trans people.

People responding to the pic of Stewie holding up a piece of paper with ABOLISH ICE on it by saying "shes always on the right side of history..." Mind you she's got a fucking Harry Potter shoe collab 🤔

Rawdogging the streetcar ride without headphones. Clearly on my way to churn butter like ye olde days

There it is. He was a lawful gun owner with a permit to carry. They executed a man for exercising his 2nd amendment right.

Hundreds of people are walking towards the federal paramilitary who *just murdered a guy this morning* with their hands raised. The courage of people who live here is stunning.

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

Trinity Rodman is older than 🧊. I promise we do not need them.

The only answer is ABOLITION.

Aaron Rodgers moments after his post-game impromptu retirement press conference

Other people go have a drink after a loss like this but Aaron Rodgers is going to go out there and get measles

When Aaron Rodgers loses...everyone wins.

Watching women's sports outlets shower Mulkey with love and promo Raegan Beers...

Inject that one part of Jimmy Eat World's Get It Faster into my veiiiins

Almost wasted time folding a fitted sheet then remembered it's basically the laundromat equivalent of backing into a parking space. Like...who are you trying to impress with this maneuver?? Be serious.

Michael Rapaport is a genital wart on New York's taint.

I would honestly take a fucking bullet for The Wonder Years.

Schools teaching that queer people exist won't make your kids gay. Everyone knows you're actually made gay by seeing Maria Bello in Coyote Ugly. Duh.

But...I want her in Toronto please and thank you... also let's bring my girl, Laeticia Amihere, home. 🤌🏻🙏🏻

Butch Lyfe Update: used tools** to fix a door! Really leaning into my goal of becoming more handy in 2026 👷🏻🧰 **a butter knife to tighten three screws on a door handle 💃🏻

Conference play about to kick off for my South Carolina babies this week... #SEC #WBB #NCAAWBB #Gamecocks

Saying "you can't park there" to the de-railed streetcar on Dundas West... 😌🤌🏻

Operation Argentina 2027 to see Penguins is in full planning mode 🐧💃🏻🥹

Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting their asses kicked back to back?? Rough weekend for the manosphere and male loneLOLiness but a fabulous time for people who wash their legs 😊

Do you think the DOJ has a gay employees group calling themselves the D O Heeeey💃🏻

Do you think Venezuela is on the phone with Vietnam rn asking for the playbook or?

Meredith MacNeill is quite possibly the funniest person in all of Canadian television.

Oh good. The girls remembered how to play. Whew. #RivalrySeries

So nobody told Canada they had a hockey game to play today or...? Maybe it's a blessing that the rink for the winter Olympics ain't gonna be ready on time. Damn.

The Wonder Years AND Knuckle Puck touring together and I got a ticket for Toronto?

Girl, pull out the nipple pasties, KT tape, bodysuit and liiiive 💃🏻💃🏻

Talking about a quarter zip when some of you need to try a full zip on your mouth 🙄

My toxic trait is treating every backpack wearer on the TTC like an opposing blocker and I need to drill that backpack to free my jammer. BING BONG BOOM BONK, BITCH.

One day we'll get a notification about Doug Ford.

there’s no reforming this abolish prisons

Can't see anyone for the next two weeks. I mean I can hang out but my glasses are getting fixed so I legit can't see you.🥴

Community isn’t something you show up to consume. It requires you to contribute, collaborate, and commit-create. If you want community, you have to be community. #craftivism

On Wednesday, Israel killed 33 Palestinians, including 12 children, in its latest violations of the Gaza ceasefire. Read more here: mondoweiss.net/2025/11/isra...

It's kinda funny to think that the thing we all want to happen is probs gonna happen before the Eglinton LRT is finished

Nothing is a better demonstration of the anti-scientific nature of banning trans women from sports than the fact that the IOC's OWN STUDY found no evidence trans women have any advantage over cis women in sports, but they're planning on going ahead with banning us anyways

Gonna need the cishets to tighten it the fuck up. Y'all are a lil too loosey goosey with the gay jokes around Trump possibly blowing Clinton. Fix it.

People talk a lot about struggling with imposter syndrome and I just want to say...as a short haired lesbian with an affinity for flannel/fleece button ups and an immaculate boot collection who cannot set up a tent or identify power tools ... I get it. Something something stolen valour.

Another #gamecocks roster update like... #ncaawbb

You ever accidentally blow up 4 massive spreadsheets so badly that all you can do is call your bestie to laugh and cry cause they're the only one who will get it? No? Me neither. Welp. Let's rebuild.

I hope my downstairs neighbors are appreciating my Blink-182 performance while I cook dinner because Xander is most certainly not.

Sandwich man leaving court