It’s #FIFA Friday! To celebrate, here are some footbal-themed puns! ⚽️

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Friday, fun day, have more puns day! 🤣 @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @lookinatliza.bsky.social @paytongracexo.bsky.social

Happy Friday! Here are some puns to make you smile! 😊 @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @lookinatliza.bsky.social @alexdavisto.bsky.social @ayasirenne.bsky.social @hellcatazura.rip @paytongracexo.bsky.social @posthumanpusxy.bsky.social @wetdreamnightmare.bsky.social

To celebrate Juno‘s return to Canada, here’s a triple helping of puns! @junosadventures.bsky.social

It’s Sunday pun-day! 😄 Here’s hoping spring is not too far away… 🌱

Happy Friday! Here are some puns to brighten up your day. 😁 @junosadventures.bsky.social these are for you! 😜

Happy Valentine’s Day! 💝 Here are some sweet puns to bring a smile to your face! 🥰 @ayasirenne.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @lookinatliza.bsky.social @paytongracexo.bsky.social

Props to @koreanbbq87.bsky.social for gathering four of the most beautiful ladies on 🦋for an 8 (!) hour date and then casually adding a fifth! Incredible! 👏👏👏 @junosadventures.bsky.social @kimberryan.bsky.social @posthumanpusxy.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @paytongracexo.bsky.social

It’s Sunday pun-day! Forget about the Super Bowl, here are some Super LOLs (see what I did there?) just for you! 😁 @ayasirenne.bsky.social @datebianca.com @dategwen.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @lookinatliza.bsky.social @silvenjade.bsky.social

Happy Friday! It’s been awhile since I shared puns from the bad place. Here are a bunch to make up for lost time. 😁 @ayasirenne.bsky.social @datebianca.com @dategwen.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @lookinatliza.bsky.social @wetdreamnightmare.bsky.social

Ugh. I’m so horny today I can hardly think, but I have so much work to do! Is it Friday yet?? 😫😭

Goodbye 2025. We made some great memories! Here are some puns to close out the year… 🙂 @ayasirenne.bsky.social @dategwen.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @lookinatliza.bsky.social @meganmcraexo.bsky.social @msbreabell.bsky.social @paytongracexo.bsky.social

Puns on a Tuesday? Christmas came early! 🎅 @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @lookinatliza.bsky.social @morgan-j-hart.bsky.social

Happy Friday! Time for more pun-filled laughs and groans 😁 @curiousgeorgiap.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @morgan-j-hart.bsky.social

Happy Friday! Here are some puns from the bad place to brighten your day! 🙂 @curiousgeorgiap.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @morgan-j-hart.bsky.social

Sunday pun-day! 😎 Here are some more puns to brighten up your day! 😁 @curiousgeorgiap.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social

Song of the day 😊 youtu.be/fRgWBN8yt_E?...

Happy Friday! Here's your weekly round of puns from the hellscape formerly known as Twitter… @curiousgeorgiap.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social

Happy Friday! Here are some lolz for all you pun-lovers! 😁 @curiousgeorgiap.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social

Brrr! Stay warm, my lovelies - it’s nippy outside! 🥶

How's my logic? 😜 @alexdavisto.bsky.social @arielspringxox.bsky.social @ayasirenne.bsky.social @biancaberry.bsky.social @dinadoll.bsky.social @hellcatazura.rip @lookinatliza.bsky.social @lucylynx.bsky.social @msbreabell.bsky.social @msnikkithomas.bsky.social @paytongracexo.bsky.social

Game 1: Attended an orgy. Jays won. 😊 Game 2: No orgy. Jays lost. 😞 Conclusion: Attend more orgies! 😜 #sexylogic

Last night's Halloween party was 🔥🥵💥‼️ Hot costumes and even hotter participants made for a devilishly delicious affair! And the Blue Jays won!! (powered no doubt by our dedicated "BJs for BJs" cheering squad) 😈 😉 Thanks to @msnikkithomas.bsky.social & co. for a "ball game" to remember! 😁

Can’t wait! Costumes are so much fun! 👻 Who's most likely to… 1. Dress as a Disney princess 2. Start a fashion trend 3. Take cosplaying to the next level @alexdavisto.bsky.social @arielspringxox.bsky.social @ayasirenne.bsky.social @biancaberry.bsky.social @dinadoll.bsky.social @hellcatazura.rip

Woohoo! It’s a BJs & BJs party! 😜🎉

We’re going to the World Series, baby! 🤩

Less than a week until Allegra’s annual Halloween party. Can’t wait to see (and take off) this year‘s costumes! 👀🎃👻

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃 Thankful for all the connections and friendships I’ve made. Looking forward to delicious food and a WIN tonight! ⚾️

Me and half of Canada this morning, anxiously waiting for #BlueJays ALCS tickets to go on sale 😬

The Blue Jays beat the Yankees and advance to the ALCS! 🙌 🇨🇦 GO JAYS GO! 🇨🇦

A MOMENT IN BLUE JAYS HISTORY. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is the first Blue Jays player ever to hit a postseason grand slam! 🔥

Let’s Go Blue Jays! #Canada #BlueJays #Yankees

I’m full-on bandwagoning this postseason ⚾️ #bluejays

To all you fans of spooky season: 💀🎃👻 Have you been to the Toronto Halloween show? Is it worth a visit? www.thetorontohalloweenshow.com

I heard the siren's call… 💖

How do you like them apples? 🍎 🍏 Seriously, though, I picked these myself and would love it if people liked my apples. I need the praise! 🥹

Had fun seeing old friends and meeting new ones at last night’s @allegraescorts.bsky.social social. Thanks to @alexdavisto.bsky.social @ayasirenne.bsky.social @hellcatazura.rip and @lucylynx.bsky.social for the conversations, laughs, and back to school apparel! 😊

Can’t wait! 😁

(to be sung to Summer Nights) 🎤🎵🎶 Summer lovin', had me a blast Summer lovin', happened so fast Met a girl cute as can be Now she’s put a love spell on me Summer days drifting away To, uh oh, those summer nights

Summer solstice is almost here! 😎 How excited am I for this party? Am I so excited that I perhaps wrote some silly lyrics set to a summer classic? Yeah, that sounds about right… Look out, girls, a new single is about to drop on Friday! @lookinatliza.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social

Trump administration cuts to NSF will result in more than 200,000 FEWER people per year involved in basic science, training, and education - what should have been the next generation of US scientists. This isn't even eating your seed corn, it is setting your seed corn on fire and salting the earth.

Friends: I have an extra ticket for a show this Saturday. It’s a 2-hour pole show with some burlesque, drag, and shibari thrown in - followed by a neon dance party! Reach out if you’re interested. More details here: www.eventbrite.ca/e/neon-jungl...

At the beach 😎⛱️

A little post-election humour 😄

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