To celebrate Juno‘s return to Canada, here’s a triple helping of puns! @junosadventures.bsky.social

It’s Sunday pun-day! 😄 Here’s hoping spring is not too far away… 🌱

Happy Friday! Here are some puns to brighten up your day. 😁 @junosadventures.bsky.social these are for you! 😜

Happy Valentine’s Day! 💝 Here are some sweet puns to bring a smile to your face! 🥰 @ayasirenne.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @lookinatliza.bsky.social @paytongracexo.bsky.social

Props to @koreanbbq87.bsky.social for gathering four of the most beautiful ladies on 🦋for an 8 (!) hour date and then casually adding a fifth! Incredible! 👏👏👏 @junosadventures.bsky.social @kimberryan.bsky.social @posthumanpusxy.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @paytongracexo.bsky.social

It’s Sunday pun-day! Forget about the Super Bowl, here are some Super LOLs (see what I did there?) just for you! 😁 @ayasirenne.bsky.social @datebianca.com @dategwen.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @lookinatliza.bsky.social @silvenjade.bsky.social

Happy Friday! It’s been awhile since I shared puns from the bad place. Here are a bunch to make up for lost time. 😁 @ayasirenne.bsky.social @datebianca.com @dategwen.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @lookinatliza.bsky.social @wetdreamnightmare.bsky.social

Ugh. I’m so horny today I can hardly think, but I have so much work to do! Is it Friday yet?? 😫😭

Goodbye 2025. We made some great memories! Here are some puns to close out the year… 🙂 @ayasirenne.bsky.social @dategwen.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @lookinatliza.bsky.social @meganmcraexo.bsky.social @msbreabell.bsky.social @paytongracexo.bsky.social

Puns on a Tuesday? Christmas came early! 🎅 @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @lookinatliza.bsky.social @morgan-j-hart.bsky.social

Happy Friday! Time for more pun-filled laughs and groans 😁 @curiousgeorgiap.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @morgan-j-hart.bsky.social

Happy Friday! Here are some puns from the bad place to brighten your day! 🙂 @curiousgeorgiap.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social @morgan-j-hart.bsky.social

Sunday pun-day! 😎 Here are some more puns to brighten up your day! 😁 @curiousgeorgiap.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social

Song of the day 😊 youtu.be/fRgWBN8yt_E?...

Happy Friday! Here's your weekly round of puns from the hellscape formerly known as Twitter… @curiousgeorgiap.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social

Happy Friday! Here are some lolz for all you pun-lovers! 😁 @curiousgeorgiap.bsky.social @junosadventures.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social

Brrr! Stay warm, my lovelies - it’s nippy outside! 🥶

How's my logic? 😜 @alexdavisto.bsky.social @arielspringxox.bsky.social @ayasirenne.bsky.social @biancaberry.bsky.social @dinadoll.bsky.social @hellcatazura.rip @lookinatliza.bsky.social @lucylynx.bsky.social @msbreabell.bsky.social @msnikkithomas.bsky.social @paytongracexo.bsky.social

Game 1: Attended an orgy. Jays won. 😊 Game 2: No orgy. Jays lost. 😞 Conclusion: Attend more orgies! 😜 #sexylogic

Last night's Halloween party was 🔥🥵💥‼️ Hot costumes and even hotter participants made for a devilishly delicious affair! And the Blue Jays won!! (powered no doubt by our dedicated "BJs for BJs" cheering squad) 😈 😉 Thanks to @msnikkithomas.bsky.social & co. for a "ball game" to remember! 😁

Can’t wait! Costumes are so much fun! 👻 Who's most likely to… 1. Dress as a Disney princess 2. Start a fashion trend 3. Take cosplaying to the next level @alexdavisto.bsky.social @arielspringxox.bsky.social @ayasirenne.bsky.social @biancaberry.bsky.social @dinadoll.bsky.social @hellcatazura.rip

Woohoo! It’s a BJs & BJs party! 😜🎉

We’re going to the World Series, baby! 🤩

Less than a week until Allegra’s annual Halloween party. Can’t wait to see (and take off) this year‘s costumes! 👀🎃👻

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃 Thankful for all the connections and friendships I’ve made. Looking forward to delicious food and a WIN tonight! ⚾️

Me and half of Canada this morning, anxiously waiting for #BlueJays ALCS tickets to go on sale 😬

The Blue Jays beat the Yankees and advance to the ALCS! 🙌 🇨🇦 GO JAYS GO! 🇨🇦

A MOMENT IN BLUE JAYS HISTORY. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is the first Blue Jays player ever to hit a postseason grand slam! 🔥

Let’s Go Blue Jays! #Canada #BlueJays #Yankees

I’m full-on bandwagoning this postseason ⚾️ #bluejays

To all you fans of spooky season: 💀🎃👻 Have you been to the Toronto Halloween show? Is it worth a visit? www.thetorontohalloweenshow.com

I heard the siren's call… 💖

How do you like them apples? 🍎 🍏 Seriously, though, I picked these myself and would love it if people liked my apples. I need the praise! 🥹

Had fun seeing old friends and meeting new ones at last night’s @allegraescorts.bsky.social social. Thanks to @alexdavisto.bsky.social @ayasirenne.bsky.social @hellcatazura.rip and @lucylynx.bsky.social for the conversations, laughs, and back to school apparel! 😊

Can’t wait! 😁

(to be sung to Summer Nights) 🎤🎵🎶 Summer lovin', had me a blast Summer lovin', happened so fast Met a girl cute as can be Now she’s put a love spell on me Summer days drifting away To, uh oh, those summer nights

Summer solstice is almost here! 😎 How excited am I for this party? Am I so excited that I perhaps wrote some silly lyrics set to a summer classic? Yeah, that sounds about right… Look out, girls, a new single is about to drop on Friday! @lookinatliza.bsky.social @karlysummers.bsky.social

Trump administration cuts to NSF will result in more than 200,000 FEWER people per year involved in basic science, training, and education - what should have been the next generation of US scientists. This isn't even eating your seed corn, it is setting your seed corn on fire and salting the earth.

Friends: I have an extra ticket for a show this Saturday. It’s a 2-hour pole show with some burlesque, drag, and shibari thrown in - followed by a neon dance party! Reach out if you’re interested. More details here: www.eventbrite.ca/e/neon-jungl...

At the beach 😎⛱️

A little post-election humour 😄

📢 The Internet Archive needs your help. At a time when information is being rewritten or erased online, a $700 million lawsuit from major record labels threatens to destroy the Wayback Machine. Tell the labels to drop the 78s lawsuit. 👉 Sign our open letter: www.change.org/p/defend-the... 🧵⬇️

The TESLA (a/k/a "TESLER") TAKEDOWN is working... WORLDWIDE! Turns out people really resent an unelected weirdo running our Government & creating economic chaos. Hit Elmo where it really hurts: in his big, fat wallet. If we #TankTesla, It's Ex-X! (a/k/a Twitter) #WinWin Visit www.takedowntesla.com

⚠️ Science is in trouble. ⚠️ 🗑️ Research? Gutted. 🔇 Experts? Silenced. ✏️ Policies? Rewritten by people who don’t care about facts. Stand Up for Science protests are happening TODAY all over the country. Where will you be? standupforscience2025.org

Modern-Day Oracles or Bullshit Machines? Jevin West (@jevinwest.bsky.social) and I have spent the last eight months developing the course on large language models (LLMs) that we think every college freshman needs to take. thebullshitmachines.com

In my self-defense classes I focus on how most people are socially conditioned to follow the norms of a civilized, polite society — and there is a MENTAL SHIFT required to use violence to defend from violence. I'm reminded of this while watching our elected officials dithering and delaying. 1/

On this day in 1988, the Supreme Court of Canada held that the abortion provision of the Criminal Code was unconstitutional and violated the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Let's learn more about the landmark R v Morgentaler case 🧵1/15

@buitengebieden.bsky.social Please post this one on #Bluesky - how pandas clean their houses 😂