It strikes me that quite a lot of people knew for the last year that the guy running our horrific deportation squads took a bag with $50k in cash from undercover FBI agents investigating corruption, and it didn’t get out until now.

"Isn't it past your jail time?" -- Jimmy Kimmel, March 10, 2024

Hmm, that's weird. Did something change?

If Jesus, a left-wing homeless man, were alive today, conservatives would have no problem with, "Just kill him."

Trump: “Smart people don’t like me”

File under "No shit, Sherlock."

Hey, remember that time a famous rightwing asshole was shot and killed by an unknown rightwing asshole and all the rightwing assholes blamed the peace-loving hippies who just want everyone to have equal protection under the law and have a chance at a decent life.

Wait, so Charlie Kirk's last words were "gang violence" and he was killed by a rival gang member?

- You must not say his name. Anyone who says "Epstein" must be stoned to death - You just said it. - What? - Epstein (Angry mob proceeds to stone each other to death.) We are living a Monty Python movie.

Let us have a moment of silence for the Jan 6 woman trampled to death while storming the Capitol waving a Don't Tread On Me flag. Will the people in the back please keep it down with those "Hang Mike Pence" chants?

All these rightwingers that were screaming rELEAsE tHE FILeS!!!! six months ago are now suddenly fighting with every fiber of their being to keep the files hidden. DID SOMETHING CHANGE? 🤪

- Gun control is bad! Prove me wrong! - *BANG*

What a disgusting creep. Release ALL the files, you GOP pedophile protectors in Congress!

So good 🤌

Florida Republicans looked at measles outbreaks in Texas and felt envy. "We want measles too!" And not just measles! Polio and rubella! Covid! All of it! Why should Texas have all the diseased and dying children? Freedom!

Remember when Obama said he wished a convicted sex criminal friend of his well, and then moved that person to a low security country club prison. Oh, sorry, that was Biden. Oh, wait. Now I remember. It was TRUMP.

Is Florida Republican congressman Vern Buchanan in the Epstein files? Why is he blocking release of the Epstein files? Is he in the files? (Replace Vern Buchanan with the name of any other Republican congressman. Copy, paste, repost.) The campaign ads write themselves.

I miss the old brand #CDC

Opinion | Americans don’t need to go shooting things into their arms to be healthy by RFK Jr.

Kristi Noem just fired all of the key IT people at FEMA. All of the people who actually know how the dozens of complex information systems actually work. I guarantee you she has no fucking idea what the real IT issues are. WHAT a disaster. A true Federal Emergency MISMANAGEMENT Assfuckery situation.

Just in case you forgot…

ICE caught on camera changing plates!

Pigeon Forge is like Las Vegas ate a giant plate of hillbilly food and then threw up.

Apparently, it's just not a Cracker Barrel without a picture of a Cracker with his Barrel.

The youngest panelist dropping the most knowledge — @adammockler.com makes the case clearly in defense of @gavinnewsom.bsky.social & @barackobama.bsky.social in under 35 seconds

I FEEL LIKE THE BIBLE SHOULD HAVE WARNED US THAT THE ANTICHRIST WAS A PEDOPHILE WITH A FAKE TAN AND DEMENTIA. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

The demon spawn of the Antichrist and a Slovenian whore has questions.

It actually makes sense that a former child sex trafficker with dementia would hear words about child abduction and immediately have his brain go to trade deals and money.

The voice you hear is speaking the truth. We cannot allow this hateful cancerous agenda to grow. #ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #Pinks

Trump interrupted talks with European leaders to call Putin. He is undoubtedly asking if it is OK to pretend to strike a deal and talk tough and then drag his feet for a few more weeks. It's all fake, like pro wrestling. Putin is running the American side, thanks to Trump voters. The world suffers.

Do these guys think they’re in an 80’s cop comedy? They’re obviously stalking Letitia James’ house and they’re obviously feds. Jesus.

I am just going to note here that Jesus never said anything about homosexuality. He did say rich people and hypocrites can go to Hell, he did say that. Rightwing Christianity is all about celebrating the DEATH of Jesus. They HATE the life and teachings of Jesus.

Just in case you were under any illusions otherwise, Christian Nationalists consider LGBTQ+ people the "enemy" and their "biggest battlefront" #ChristianNationalism

Every day, Tiny Hands Trump spews a firehose of lies about Biden, Democrats, voting, crime, immigration, etc. and the mainstream media yawn and do not even bother to debunk any of it. They let his lies stand unopposed. What a failure they are to the ideals I was raised to believe the US stands for.

I beg to differ. Quite a number of units seem to be near the White House.

Trump to trade Alaska to Putin in exchange for the videos of him raping teenage girls.

You can’t assert the former without the latter also being true.

A 79 year-old felon with dementia, compromised by Russia ,is going to meet alone with a former KGB agent without translators. What could possibly go wrong?

I used to intern for Robert F. Kennedy Sr. a long time ago (longer than I’d care to admit). Here’s one of my favorite memories from that time.

My reporting has come to the attention of Ghislaine Maxwell’s attorney. Here’s the response I provided to the @thedailybeast.bsky.social

Private school vouchers aren’t about choice, it’s about shifting public resources away from our schools and into the hands of the wealthy. Every day hard working families lose out while those who have the means benefit the most. Why should taxpayers fund billionaires’ children?

Post-pandemic, when it did maximum damage to Biden and Democrats, corporate America jacked up prices relentlessly and made record profits. Now, under Trump, they are eating the costs of Trump's disastrous policies and holding back on price increases. Funny how that works.

Trump (agent Krasnov) has to meet with his boss. The kayfabe (look it up) needs to be coordinated a little better. Trump's fake aggression against Putin has overstepped a bit. Trump is in the Epstein files. www.nbcnews.com/world/russia...

I really really wish Democrats would start using stark language when they are on TV. Like, the GOP is now the party of pedophile-protectors, masked gunman kidnappers, and secret torture prisons. They want a fascist state with zero freedoms, and they are taking us to Nazism at warp speed. Traitors.

Pretty soon all economic and jobs data released by the federal government will be handwritten with a black Sharpie

Wow