(today was 70 tomorrow is supposed to drop to 35 i love the spring 💖💖💖)

tonight i let warren into the dark yard and when he returned to the light he was irritated with something on his back. so naturally i went to pull it out of his fur and friends? it was his own poop. why did my son betray me? how could he do such a thing (no really how did he do that)?

if you enjoyed minute 35 of Realis 21 …….this comic is for you <3

it’s my birthday and i’m feeling a little funny about it this year :’) if you’re inclined to say happy birthday maybe share a fatt headcanon you’ve otherwise kept to yourself, or send a picture of a weird cloud, or tell me about an impactful experience you’ve had with a wild animal or something

nap time with uncle nicky……….

cw for body horror but imagine instead: chine magical girl transformation

🧵 1/7 Happy (first) #SecretSamol @dirtfurby.bsky.social!! I was so happy to exchange gifts with you <3<3<3 #Friendsatthetable spoilers for #Sangfielle and #Palisade CW body horror, insect infestation of a human body also available as a PDF: tinyurl.com/arp-secsam20...

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#friendsatthetable #secretsamol 2023 🧵 1/10 || spoilers through to the sangfielle finale || Phrygian helps the Figure wind down after a long day (week? month? year? whew, it's rough out there) with a good book (fanfic) if you'd prefer to read/download as a PDF: tinyurl.com/arp-secsam2023

#friendsatthetable #secretsamol 2023 🧵 1/10 || spoilers through to the sangfielle finale || Phrygian helps the Figure wind down after a long day (week? month? year? whew, it's rough out there) with a good book (fanfic) if you'd prefer to read/download as a PDF: tinyurl.com/arp-secsam2023

:’( if i didn’t work weekends this icebreaker marathon would be ideal for getting myself to finish secsam, i just know it (i say, pretending warren isn’t extremely antsy because clover has a tooth abscess and can’t play with him right now)

here’s some pictures of the puppy that’s made it impossible to concentrate as a placeholder for my secsam entry (to be completed later this week… he’s got puppy class both today and tomorrow 💀) (he’s 68lbs now!! we’re all in danger)

And since we both freaks heres the one where his status of living vs dead is unclear CW Bugs and death

Happy Secret Samol to @arparparp.bsky.social Get absolutely chined on fool, completely chined out

i think a new perpetua or realis episode would be a wonderful gift on this day, the last before the secret samol hard deadline <3 <3 ((given that we only just got the most recent perpetua 3 days ago i don't expect it, but what if.........?))

the people long for the bugs!!! (ps are we missing a perpetua scene? austin seems to have notes on a scene that i'm 90% sure wasn't in the last ep..)

did you know my partner’s family is from Bluff City? tonight we found this treasure among the family photos he’s been sitting through…my favorite uncle, Buzz

did u know you can use vba coding in microsoft word? i feel insane with power. also i blinked and lost 9 hours at work today……….. dangerous (it’s adhd that holds all the power)

#fattrewind devotion

went to the neighborhood grocery store and i guess they got a liquor license because a solid quarter of the store has been replaced with beer and wine 😵‍💫 i usually go to one closer to work anyway but …. it’s depressing lol

!! long day alone in the lab today, but new realis dropped !! a gift !!

HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE BTW imagine that this post is a painting of a winter sky that appears to be at night, except for a few slivers towards the horizon where you can see deeply saturated blue that's bright by comparison, showing that it's only dark from dense cloud cover.

hm. so secsam is pg13, how much body horror is too much body horror? guess I already did 'everyone in partizan hold hands and by hands i mean captain brnine's intestines' so presumably the threshold is pretty high?

puppy… on ice!

puppy (already routinely full of stink gas) has a tummy ache and i don’t know if we’re gonna survive the night, i think this might be the end (not a great way to go)

trouble sleeping at night? try a nice cool rock and the soft hum of a human hive under the summer sky <3 #friendsatthetable

look how big and stretched out my little baby has gotten! 4 months old and 45 lbs!!

every year i get slightly more organized, slightly sooner (or, a healthier version of procrastination: organization prep instead of deciding on a medium to communicate the ideas i've jotted down for this year's project)

secsam! wasn’t expecting assignments so soon, i wonder if my giftee would accept <redacted>

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ah, i love snow..!! nearly for the entire year i’ve been applying to jobs constantly with the hopes of moving somewhere Better, socially, where i think my little family will be happier if it ever happens… but oh, how i’d miss the harsh seasonal changes

i HAVE to figure out how to draw an upright turtle, (^person that just finished perpetua 24)

Growing Fast! (15 weeks, 37 lbs & 9 years, 80 lbs)

Thank you to all 104 participants who have signed up for Secret Samol 2025! We're getting started with the matching process and assignments will be sent out by December 7th. It's been an honor to keep this event going for its 10th year! 🕙🥲💝 #friendsatthetable #secretsamol

Less than 3 hours left to sign up!🚨🚨🚨 #secretsamol #friendsatthetable

Final day to sign up for our annual Friends at the Table fan exchange! Get your Secret Samol sign up in by 11:59pm EST! #friendsatthetable #fatt secretsamol.carrd.co

TWO DAYS ACTUALLY! you’ll have until Sunday 11:59pm EST to sign up! #friendsatthetable #secretsamol

for fatt sapphic week in 2020, 'keep it secret' #friendsatthetable

more people have to sign up to increase the chance of there being someone who won’t be annoyed by my requests <3

You have 4 more days to sign up for Secret Samol! Fans new and old are welcome, we have 48 applications so far spanning requests from every season of the show! 🍂🚀☀️❄️🌄🌸🎴🚂🪐🎮🃏🌔🎥 #friendsatthetable #secretsamol

Applications are Live! You have until Sunday, November 23 11:59pm to join in on the fun! You can read up on the rules and sign from our site!🎁💖🎅🏿🎄 #friendsatthetable #secretsamol

Shrewmpkin can't hurt you, it doesnt exist and its two days late for Halloween Shrumpkin:

Get your prompts ready, because Secret Samol is back for the 10th year! Sign ups for Secret Samol 2025 will be from Saturday, November 15th to Sunday, November 23. You can Get Ready by checking out the info and rules here: secretsamol.carrd.co #friendsatthetable #secretsamol #secretsamol2025

late to the (slumber) party, another entry for FatT Pinup Week: hot chocolate on the Little Snail #fattpinups #friendsatthetable #perpetua

[person that finds patreon a little disorienting] has realis updated since that first episode for the second group…?

late to the (slumber) party, another entry for FatT Pinup Week: hot chocolate on the Little Snail #fattpinups #friendsatthetable #perpetua

how do you think the inside of the little snail is lit at night?

puppy woke me up at 430 to go outside in the cold rain and i thought, ‘there goes my one night this week i had any chance at all of getting >4.5hrs of sleep’ but it turns out that was a gift because i got to skip the 0630 potty break.. so ignoring that interruption i got almost a whole 7 hours!!!!!!

FatT pinup week, double dipped: Beach Day & Sick as Shit #fattpinups #friendsatthetable

FatT pinup week, double dipped: Beach Day & Sick as Shit #fattpinups #friendsatthetable