did you know my partner’s family is from Bluff City? tonight we found this treasure among the family photos he’s been sitting through…my favorite uncle, Buzz

did u know you can use vba coding in microsoft word? i feel insane with power. also i blinked and lost 9 hours at work today……….. dangerous (it’s adhd that holds all the power)

#fattrewind devotion

went to the neighborhood grocery store and i guess they got a liquor license because a solid quarter of the store has been replaced with beer and wine 😵‍💫 i usually go to one closer to work anyway but …. it’s depressing lol

!! long day alone in the lab today, but new realis dropped !! a gift !!

HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE BTW imagine that this post is a painting of a winter sky that appears to be at night, except for a few slivers towards the horizon where you can see deeply saturated blue that's bright by comparison, showing that it's only dark from dense cloud cover.

hm. so secsam is pg13, how much body horror is too much body horror? guess I already did 'everyone in partizan hold hands and by hands i mean captain brnine's intestines' so presumably the threshold is pretty high?

puppy… on ice!

puppy (already routinely full of stink gas) has a tummy ache and i don’t know if we’re gonna survive the night, i think this might be the end (not a great way to go)

trouble sleeping at night? try a nice cool rock and the soft hum of a human hive under the summer sky <3 #friendsatthetable

look how big and stretched out my little baby has gotten! 4 months old and 45 lbs!!

every year i get slightly more organized, slightly sooner (or, a healthier version of procrastination: organization prep instead of deciding on a medium to communicate the ideas i've jotted down for this year's project)

secsam! wasn’t expecting assignments so soon, i wonder if my giftee would accept <redacted>

🎁 Secret Samol Assignments are Out! 🎁 We finished matching earlier than scheduled💝🎄🎁💐🛷🦌 Participants, go check your inbox for your Secret Samol assignments! Please let us know ASAP if you didn’t receive one. #friendsatthetable #secretsamol

ah, i love snow..!! nearly for the entire year i’ve been applying to jobs constantly with the hopes of moving somewhere Better, socially, where i think my little family will be happier if it ever happens… but oh, how i’d miss the harsh seasonal changes

i HAVE to figure out how to draw an upright turtle, (^person that just finished perpetua 24)

Growing Fast! (15 weeks, 37 lbs & 9 years, 80 lbs)

Thank you to all 104 participants who have signed up for Secret Samol 2025! We're getting started with the matching process and assignments will be sent out by December 7th. It's been an honor to keep this event going for its 10th year! 🕙🥲💝 #friendsatthetable #secretsamol

Less than 3 hours left to sign up!🚨🚨🚨 #secretsamol #friendsatthetable

Final day to sign up for our annual Friends at the Table fan exchange! Get your Secret Samol sign up in by 11:59pm EST! #friendsatthetable #fatt secretsamol.carrd.co

TWO DAYS ACTUALLY! you’ll have until Sunday 11:59pm EST to sign up! #friendsatthetable #secretsamol

for fatt sapphic week in 2020, 'keep it secret' #friendsatthetable

more people have to sign up to increase the chance of there being someone who won’t be annoyed by my requests <3

You have 4 more days to sign up for Secret Samol! Fans new and old are welcome, we have 48 applications so far spanning requests from every season of the show! 🍂🚀☀️❄️🌄🌸🎴🚂🪐🎮🃏🌔🎥 #friendsatthetable #secretsamol

Applications are Live! You have until Sunday, November 23 11:59pm to join in on the fun! You can read up on the rules and sign from our site!🎁💖🎅🏿🎄 #friendsatthetable #secretsamol

Shrewmpkin can't hurt you, it doesnt exist and its two days late for Halloween Shrumpkin:

Get your prompts ready, because Secret Samol is back for the 10th year! Sign ups for Secret Samol 2025 will be from Saturday, November 15th to Sunday, November 23. You can Get Ready by checking out the info and rules here: secretsamol.carrd.co #friendsatthetable #secretsamol #secretsamol2025

late to the (slumber) party, another entry for FatT Pinup Week: hot chocolate on the Little Snail #fattpinups #friendsatthetable #perpetua

[person that finds patreon a little disorienting] has realis updated since that first episode for the second group…?

late to the (slumber) party, another entry for FatT Pinup Week: hot chocolate on the Little Snail #fattpinups #friendsatthetable #perpetua

how do you think the inside of the little snail is lit at night?

puppy woke me up at 430 to go outside in the cold rain and i thought, ‘there goes my one night this week i had any chance at all of getting >4.5hrs of sleep’ but it turns out that was a gift because i got to skip the 0630 potty break.. so ignoring that interruption i got almost a whole 7 hours!!!!!!

FatT pinup week, double dipped: Beach Day & Sick as Shit #fattpinups #friendsatthetable

FatT pinup week, double dipped: Beach Day & Sick as Shit #fattpinups #friendsatthetable

parallel pups

FatT pinup Week # 3: Plausible Deniability accidental voyeurs | oblivious exhibitionists | (almost) caught in the act don’t forget to tag your entries #fattpinups #friendsatthetable info and full prompt list here: fatt-pinups.carrd.co

@fattpinupweek.bsky.social prompt 1: Daily Devotion (the adoring swarm goes foraging) #fattpinups #friendsatthetable

baby baby baby bite bite bite

💖 it’s time, FatT Pinup Week 2025 has begun - prompt one (10/18-10/19): DAILY DEVOTION a loving look, domestic bliss | an anchor, a gift | quiet moments of worship fatt-pinups.carrd.co don’t forget to tag your entries! #fattpinups #friendsatthetable

thinking fondly of all the people who have drawn (or written!) phrygian for @fattpinupweek.bsky.social … stronger than marines, etc etc

(roughly) ONE DAY UNTIL FATT PINUP WEEK BEGINS!! yahooo! yay! yippee! can’t wait to see what everyone makes 💖 #fattpinups #friendsatthetable

i’m sorry i should be hyping up @fattpinupweek.bsky.social more (less than one week away now!!) but i went and did the thing,

ONE WEEK

my partner has been out of the house and i… started a sangfielle relisten on monday and i just finished bellmetal station 😅 it’s good, is the thing.

also went on a nice water hike (oh how i love to walk in a stream) and did a mediocre watercolor today.. kept busy this weekend (midweek. whatever)! 💪

you should have seen what i did with various saws in my driveway yesterday. my partner is out of town or he would have killed me himself if he witnessed this (doing it with nobody around to call for help was also dumb, but unfortunately i was successful so i can’t say i won’t do worse in the future)

won’t somebody show me how to draw a tortoise shell that can fit a full grown man inside it to sleep, but also allow walking on two legs and sitting on chairs? i’m stumped, i was almost getting it but then jonathan’s PJs were revealed to be “sleeps inside shell” and my brain broke

You know what'd be super funny? Not just blowing up their call centers, but their mail. Mastercard 2000 Purchase St. Purchase, NY 10577 US Stripe 354 Oyster Point Blvd. South San Francisco, CA 94080 US Paypal 2211 N 1st St. San Jose, CA 95131 US Visa 900 Metro Center Blvd, Foster City, CA 94404

pickman; soon-to-be drink girlie (if marn gets her way) #friendsatthetable #fattrewind

for a moment brnine thought they’d finally done something right, but then they realize they’re still alive #friendsatthetable || (an extremely belated) #secretsamol for grace <3