Right. Bugger it the betting’s change again!!! New bets in red. #TheArchers #TheArchersbets

Bird 1 cat 0. 🤣🤣

So @md05.bsky.social and other #TheArchers peeps. This one off drama at new year. Is it appertaining to new years eps or a standalone episode? #TheArchersbets may depend on this!!! 🤣

Good lord. George really is on a rampage! 🤣 #TheArchers

This will piss the right wingers off, but I’d say this chap is far more a patriot that the wankers painting roundabouts and hanging flags. What a legend!

A must look. And cute with it!!

"We look back over the year’s wildlife photographs, and hand out some much-deserved gongs to brilliant and beautiful creatures around the world" www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Right. Into 6/1. The pair. #TheArchers #TheArcherbets

New entry. Hannah 2/1. Because this. #TheArchers #TheArchersbets

I’ll give you a grievance. Nothing NOTHING is ‘super’ anything. You’re not super annoyed or super amused. It’s no super easy or super hard. It’s just NOT. It’s REALLY OR VERY!! BUT NIT SUPER!!!!!!!

Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...

I think this is my favourite. Tones of Psycho and the Overlook Hotel. Not sure this teenager’s parents are nice people. 😳👀🤣🤣🤣 #Duvetknowitschristmas

Merry Christmas #TheArchers cohort Not feeling it myself as I’ve just found out I’ll be a great great auntie in July. Count the greats. 😳😬😎🤣

Just a shout out for all the unpaid carers at this time of the year. I know that it can feel like constant stress and pressure. I hope you can still find some time for yourselves for a moment of peace over the coming days. Best wishes. #Carers

Oh I say. 👏👏👏👏👏

If you're feeling Christmassy now, my mum kindly asks you to make a little donation to refugees. The climate in the UK over the most vulnerable people in the world is awful, and just a couple of quid will really make a difference to supporting them next year. www.justgiving.com/page/iguanac...

Oh. I missed this. Go well Michael. Thanks for all the laughs. Will miss you. 😢

The ruddy parrot who has been asleep ALL evening is eating his tea. Again! Just as I want to go to bed!!!

New betting market. #TheArchers #TheArchersbets

We currently cannot go to bed because the parrot is eating his tea.

#TheArchers #TheArchersbets Latest betting with significant changes. Let me know who I’ve forgotten

#TheArchersXmasBingo @nynzi.bsky.social

So Northumberland fire service with a festive treat for you all. (Hope the link works!) www.facebook.com/share/v/17po...

#TheArchersXmasBingo From Auntie Jean. 😆

I need to get a life!! 🤣 #TheArchers

And this is how you do it. Trump could stuff here. RIP Mr Hudspeth.

I’m seen to remember Johnny’s only storyline was his hair loss journey. No wonder he buggered off sailing around the world. #TheArchers

OMG THERE ARE FOUR OF THEM! 😬🤣🤣🤣 www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Winner

Ok everyone #TheArchers #TheArchersbets @fabpaule.bsky.social is on one and wants a literal bloodbath so Bloodbath. Not unlikely as ambridge. No one beyond the bypass will notice. Chainsaws might be involved. 😳. 3/1.

#TheArchers peeps betting for hospital week closes 9pm 30th December. Let’s call it #TheArchersbets 🤣🤣, use the usual hashtag and @ me 😁

Keira in at 4/1. Sister of George poor kid. Too close for comfort! Plus since he’s not been mentioned for AGES Brad’s in to 4/6!

There's a poll on this page. You know what to do. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

And Josh in at 33/1 in a heartbroken stupor. #TheArchers

Morning all. Allow me to show you the perfect burn 🔥

Had a WhatsApp from an American friend. Very rich. (Very very). Of Persian descent, republican. Muslim ‘Occasionally sad things on the news…’ is what it said. Ffs. I give up.

Appalling. Report to the police.

Yes I think this might be it. Because for unfathomable reasons they’re running scared of Farage and his ilk. Now is the time to be brave. Ignore Farage. He’ll hang himself soon enough

Harrison. In at 66/1. #TheArchers

Also Tony. 20/1. As candidate for heart attack as lives with Pat and has Tom as a son. Hope doesn’t go near any bulls. #TheArchers

We think she went to school at hogwarts. #TheArchers

Ok. Martha as a late entry 200/1. The script writers draw the line here so rank outsider. #TheArchers Rules. Hospital week only. Must be in icu or critical care. No broken arms etc as they don’t qualify!! 😁

Right. So this is pretty unchanged except Helen added at 10/1. Fair shout. Anyone would thump Chris is in to 6/1 cos dumped Joy in at 25/1. Irritating but means well. Lynda in at 10/1. Her mastery of upsetting the entire village is wonderful. But they all want to thump her. #TheArchers

👊 boom!!

#TheArchers. Latest odds. Hospital vigil week. Brad into evens fav Pat 2/1 Ed 3/ George into 7/2 Jill into 4/1 Alan 6/1 (with a run) Chris 8/1 Emma into 10/1 Brine 16/1 (with a run) Esme out to 25/1 Amber 25/1 Leonard 25/1 Bert Horrobin 28/1 (with a run) Will 33/1 Eddie out to 40/1 Page 1

Legend.

Well now!! Running a book on #TheArchers has unexpected results! 🤣

Ok for those doubting a tractor parade as actually happening there was a tractor parade near here. 50 tractors. So apparently a thing. #thearchers

He's a few megaliths short of a henge.

As a director, Rob Reiner released these five movies all in a row 1986 Stand by Me 1987 The Princess Bride 1989 When Harry Met Sally… 1990 Misery 1992 A Few Good Men All remarkable and vastly different films, showing extraordinary range and talent