Fur some reason I can’t reply direct. Yes!! That’s fabulous. Golly the work in that!

Made this today. Am in awe of those people who made enormous stained glass windows 5,6, 700 hundred years ago or more. This s A4 size ish. Took me all day. 😳😂

Boris wasn’t given intelligence info when Theresa may appointed him foreign secretary. They said they couldn’t trust him. Dominic Cummings was never vetted to the correct level. It may be the vetting system is not fit for purpose.

Exciting news from the local part of the bbc website. Sit down in case you faint dead away. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Proper lad.

Well. That’s not toooo bad. 3rd

And there it is. I’ve been saying this for WEEKS!! Dementia my arse! He’s been worried about going to prison. Getting his house in order. Anything to protect ruairi. #TheArchers

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Oh I think everybody’s laughing at you Donnie. When they’re not imagining you in hell.

I predict we hear nothing further……. This being #TheArchers

Ok. That ep was actually v good (except for bloody Stella) well written. Timely. But. We now need a men’s health issue. Prostrate cancer. Someone gets it. Is treated and recovers. You wanna do public information, off you go. This needs as much time as breast cancer. #TheArchers

Quite a nice touch that the Tories went to the trouble of giving Kemi Badenoch a jacket with her name on.

True patriots. Friends of Jeremy clarkson. Wankers. All.

This is hilarious. 😆

BBC reports by a general or summat saying the government’s putting in peril re defence spending No mention of 14 years of the tories gutting defence spending themselves. Ffs.

Book 2 #TheArchers Brad goes to police. 50/1

Book 2 #TheArchers Miranda finds out. Goes to police 20/1

#TheArchers book 2 Alice finds out from lils and goes to police. 14/1

Ok. Book 2. (1st book is George’s baby’s name) #TheArchers Who goes to the feds first. Ruairi. 2/1 George. 4/1 Lils. 20/1 Brian. 100/1.

Wins the internet.

Ok. Who had the Knight’s Templar gett by annoyed with the giant orange toddler on their bingo card?

This reminded me of the case of Cameron Finegan (now in jail) a member of 764 whose bedroom was full of Nazi emblems among other things. His mother knew this but didn’t think anything was wrong.

And frankly JD Vance isn’t capable of stringing together two coherent thoughts so……🤷‍♀️

I might have to give up being a bookie. I mean I know you #TheArchers lot only bet 50p but yesterday someone bet £100k on the horse that won (an £800k plus stake win!) and the bookie didn’t have the money to pay out!!!! I mean you lot might bankrupt me!

Something to cleanse your timeline. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

George it would appear us in interesting company. #TheArchers www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

www.facebook.com/share/p/1Hsw... Seahouses village voices singing this Saturday at the harbour 2pm ( weather dependent-if it’s chucking it down we won’t be there!)

@onambridge.bsky.social hello. Can I get some technical help? My f not convenient later? Ta

"A lost ferret that "ambushed" police and ran amok in their patrol van has been successfully reunited with its owners." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

So I went for a ride (horse) today it being Easter Monday. I was dressed like a belisha beacon. The road is a designated cycle route so I met loads of cyclists. 15 maybe? Only one was dressed appropriately (in yellow). Everyone of the other buggers were dressed in grey or black. Ffs.

What? Taking an upfront fee??? Is that legal?

From #AOTC, a BBC #TheArchers fan podcast: Episode #269: The Joyful Patch A senior love triangle and the irony of Bridge Farm’s mental health discussion podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...

So. Oliver part owns a lovely restaurant at gay grables and he decided to risk getting a table at The Bull. Ok 😏 #TheArchers

One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation

This is the kind of leader we desperately need now. RIP

Oh that explains it It’s the start of the cricket season. Ffs. 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️

There is now a 31p gap between petrol and diesel per litre @ £1.96 at my local garage. Heating oil is now 1.25ppl. Fucking trump. Just cos he can’t keep his dick in his trousers. 😡

Which doesn’t help all of us who aren’t connected to gas. Heating oil gone from 57ppl to 1.26ppl

Nope. That’s not strong big enough!!! She’s a proper cow!! #Theotherbennetsister

Oh that Caroline bingley is a cow! #Theotherbennetsister

Hope Julie Andrews sees this. 😉

Ok so there’s a LOT going on here. 😳

This from the president of the USA, who have the biggest bigly air craft carrier in the whole universe. Which is currently not in service as the laundry on it broke down.

A. Tom Skinner?!!!! TV personality my arse. B. Nige!!!!! Where are ya Nige? It’s in Clacton? Remember? The place you’re the MP of? No? Ok.

Right you lot!! Anyone got my spectacles?! Cos I haven’t !! And I need ‘em! So fess up!

Ok so I’ve read this, then re-read it. Then again. Nope. Not a clue. Shouldn’t be out in public.

‘Pip has worked all her life on the farm’ no Ruth she hasn’t. She played at it for quite a while. When Josh wanted to help he was roundly told to bugger off and set up his own business. Which he did. Not always successfully but pip wouldn’t have a clue! It should be pip/josh equally. #TheArchers

Meanwhile at facist HQ, things are going swimmingly. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

And you know the tourist season is in full swing when the lifeboat has to go and rescue someone crossing from Lindisfarne who’s sat on the roof of their car cos the tide has come in. Ffs. Read the tide times. It isn’t rocket science. 🤦‍♀️

Dragged myself 30 miles from home for 12 o clock for a village hall week meeting only to discover that although they said 12 on the email they meant 1pm. 😏