Rest in peace Bert Fry #thearchers

He’s a Muslim. His parents are immigrants. And both worked in the nhs. How is he now spouting nonsense for farage and his ilk? He should be ashamed.

And tbf support the Lib Dem’s or not he’d know all about send. If private equity firms are cashing in that’s got to be stopped immediately

Happy 'Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless' Day to those who celebrate. And, before you ask, I'm 49.

This can’t be comfortable!

I j is this isn’t the point if the story but Lucky? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Now. What’s the betting. 1) he no comments the whole interview 2) he couldn’t help himself and talked incessantly about how innocent he was (and why he can’t sweat!)

Why are h why is poor Sophie Haworth outside Buck House on a cold nasty February day?!!!! The king doesn’t live there. Neither do any other royals. Pointless. Poor Sophie!

I’m f they want proper commentary they should ask Kenton! #TheArchers www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh please can the Andrew formerly know as prince be inn24 hours in police custody where he will no doubt answer ‘no comment’. Pretty please!!!!!! #Andrew

Ok #TheArchers peeps. I’ve finally spoken to my friend who does farm tendencies for a living. Re Esme. She would need to have been farming the farm for 5 to 7 years (and making a living) to be allowed to stay. However cos the tenancy is generational she can get a lawyer & argue her case. 1/2

The synopsis further 3/3 is extremely interesting. I have hopes. #TheArchers. 🙃

Oh this is sad. He was a fine actor. I’ll always remember him as Boo Radley in To Kill a Mockingbird. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This obsession with camper vans and motorhomes is getting daft.

I think it’s absolutely marvellous and correct that Great Britain has won two gold medals in going down an icy track head first on a TEATRAY!!! Hurrah!! #Milan/Cortina #WinterOlympics

Golddddddddd!!!!!! Again!! Team skeleton (and 4th!) #MilanCortina #WinterOlympics 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇

Doesn’t seem like a guy that likes lettuce but ok.

Golddddddd!!! Mixed snowboard cross!!!! Way hey!!! 🥇 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇 #WinterOlympics #MilanCortina

See? What did I just tweet?

They’re the biggest threat to everything this country (use to) stand for. Women’s abortion rights, LGBTQ, children, immigrants. Everything.

Well. I’ve watched five mins of #HowtogettoHeavenfromBelfast And it’s absolutely brilliant. lol funny! 10/10

The Solomon Browne? They gave their lives that others might live, may they be forever honoured.

At the midlands venue I worked at, a long way from the sea, they brought in a policy. If you were on the guest list you had to donate £5 to #RNLI. I asked the manager why he chose that charity: “Because these cunts that go to Weston & get in trouble are most likely to need the #RNLI” 🙂

I thought I’d heard the oil companies have refused to go in cos there won’t be enough in it for them. But ok. Another little fantasy à la trump. Nurse! He’s out of bed again. Ffs.

And Scotland have won the rugger. Excellent. Well done chaps. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

It’s come to my attention that some brave citizens of the united kingdom have been protesting on our behalf outside a building which is the headquarters of a racist, facist organisation. Oh wait. It’s outside RNLI headquarters. Fancy demonstrating against volunteers who save lives. Twats. 😡

Yay Matt Weston!!!! Gold medal 🥇 boom! #WinterOlympics

Anyone got a few extra pennies one of our choir is shaving her head for children’s cancer. Whilst we sing!!!!! www.justgiving.com/page/hayley-...

This is awful. Not just for the people he stole from although that’s bad enough. But his son…… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ah!!! Got it. ‘I grabbed an empty bottle of wine and hit you’. Brine to George. We’ll see now I thought the bottle was full? No? It’d be much heavier and crack a skull much easier. #TheArchers

Thought if something whilst listening this morning. And now I’ve forgotten it. Ffs. It was quite important too. I will rack my brains. #TheArchers. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Not happy. Not happy at all. Completely out of character. I know Brian's no saint but I can't believe he would have done it. #TheArchers

I've known Brian a very long time and he's an all round shit but he is not violent #TheArchers

I’ve broken the till in Morrisons. Oops.

Just listened again. Whoever knocked at Lillian’s called her Lillian!! So NOT James!!! Whoever was at jazzer’s door rang the bell then knocked!!! #TheArchers

Well I think he can fuck right off www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ok. So Lillian opened the door to someone with a fairly posh voice. Not George. But someone she’s angry with. George presumably is knocking at the door of Jazzer or Fallon? #TheArchers. All very Silence of the Lambs.

Meanwhile it’s all happening T The Olympics! 😳😳😳 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

All Ms Harris needs to say is I told you so. 🤷‍♀️.

So I misunderstood last night. Chelsea wants to buy a 3.5t horse box. So a flatbed truck conversion. Having driven these myself they are generally flimsy and top heavy. And I wouldn’t go near it if it’s in poor condition. #TheArchers

Ok. We all want to know what Fabreze is going to do about the new competition of Chelsea’s converted horse trailer salon!! #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social

Not a media concoction. But she sheer loss of perspective at times is off the scale Sam.

Phoar! He’s very handsome!!

Fabreze speaks for us all. #TheArchers

Fabreze seems to be commentating at the Winter Olympics. I’m sure he’s very upset about all the helmet wearing covering the hairstyles! #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social

Hold on (have only just listened) They can’t give glebe cottage to Josh. Jill owns it doesn’t she? Didn’t Phil leave her it? Or is it still part of the farm til Jill dies? @keridavies.bsky.social #TheArchers

No. Sue Gray certainly was but Karen Pearce was already leaving the job and had to stay on longer when Sunak called an election she would’ve retired from the position anyway.

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