Experimented with the alarm feature and holy, holy, holy fuck. Some of you post 100 times a day.

There are substantial numbers of Blue voters we need to evacuate first.

The entire city is on edge right now. It’s 96 degrees, we’re interrupted every 5 min by the sound of low-flying fighter jets, and the president has managed to ruin July 4th. Quietly muttering to myself: “just wait until IT happens. Everyone will be so happy when IT happens. It’ll be incredible…”

Makes me sad people forget to call him Cocaine Mitch...

Unserious Leadership Symptom: They blame “the process” every time they get caught doing nothing.

Just here to say ICE agent Jonathan Ross shot Renee Good as she was driving away. Sue me.

"I own the water." -We over here own all the damn wind. -Oh yeah, I own every time someone is indecisive. -Bitch, I own all the thoughts from the 17th century. #blackstandardcollective #water #resources

Constitution Buffet: Yes, believe we'll take the parts we like, pretend the rest never existed, and call it patriotism. #MAGA

These geniuses don’t seem to realize passports are for American citizens, when they LEAVE the country 🤦🏼

Truth 💥 🤣🤪

And that is amazingly the least horrible thing about him.

We love accountability until it wanders anywhere near our own decisions. excuse, excuse, excuse

There are 365K Haitians likely to get deported thanks to SCOTUS, (approximately 110K are caregivers). Estimated annual income for 365,000 Haitians is between $13.5B-$15.2B. The fascists in WH don't think about how those jobs will get filled or what the hit to the economy will be. Feel for them.

Bear 132 has arrived with three spring cubs! 🐻🐻🐻

Thank god RFK and Rogan are on their side. lol

💥💥 THIS… just F’ing this ⬇️⬇️

And like clockwork… markets close, back to bombing Iran

When some ass says “both sides,” I assume they’ve run out of arguments and are now rummaging through the junk drawer of false equivalence.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that the annual ranking of US presidents by a committee of 50 top presidential historians was released today, and the committee almost unanimously ranked Trump’s second term as the worst in US history.

I was young the first time the news disturbed me and how fortunate for me my great-grandmother was alive. "Oh Allie, I am so sorry. None of this is new. Your parents think they discovered injustice. [she cackled] Hardship and cruelty are constants best combated, not by outrage, but love."

What devastates, yet somehow makes me giddy with befuddlement: It is all of us--smart, caring, educated, embracing vs. Qanon Shaman (lol) Donald Trump (?!) George Santos (ffs) NASCAR and UFC (sobbing) Theirs is the party of Dan Quayle and W....

The death toll from the pair of earthquakes that struck Venezuela has risen to at least 589. Rescuers are being flown in from countries across the globe as tens of thousands of people remain unaccounted for.

While Israel limits food going into Gaza, they have also banned fishing since 2023. If a Palestinian takes to a fishing boat off the coast of Gaza, they face the immediate risk of an Israeli military strike.

Volodymyr Zelenskyy has promised "if Ukraine burns, your Moscow will burn", following Ukraine's largest ever drone attack on the Russian capital. Russia does their best to shield Moscow's population from the effects of their illegal invasion, but it's clear Russia can't shield them anymore.

Israel is using banned White Phosphorus munitions over Lebanon again tonight, targeting Bekaa Valley. They are doing everything to trigger an Iranian response.

Immediately hunkering down in the Situation Room because the Epstein Files are getting released doesn’t exactly scream “I have nothing to hide.”

Circling back on this…

Have you been annoyingly paying for Trump's vanity projects in Washington, DC? If you've visited a national park lately, you have. And you didn't even get a say.

So he is Bibi's bitch, once removed.

If you someone stealing food, feminine supplies or baby supplies - no you did not. Not ever.

Embarrassing. Awful to travel and feel like I am the kid from the home where the cops are always parked outside and appliances go crashing through the window.

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A federal judge finally told a telecom company it can’t throttle emergency‑service bandwidth. Is it pitiful or is it pathetic that this required litigation instead of basic decency?

🎯🎯 This is as certain as the sun rising in the East and setting in the West!

Damn hard to go mow the lawn. Damn hard to make a sandwich. Choose your hard.🥪🥪🥪

Friends, they finally tracked me down. Never bought the tapes I was contractually bound to purchase. Columbia House secured the perimeter around my house, tear gas, SWAT, helicopters. They'll never take me alive. #Capitalism #Greed #Music #Consumerism #Debt

What pisses me off? We here welcoming anyone and everyone from all over--good. Then some pitiful creature of God shows up (lantern fly or snakehead) and everybody: "Invasive species! Kill it!" Maybe people the worst invasive species, Love is love. Life is life. Fuckers killing life gtfo

Trump starts wandering off in the wrong direction after a G7 photo and world leaders have to step in and redirect him

A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post: I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class. Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏 Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫

Leadership.

Chills

This hold up a mirror to remaining Trump supporters. I refuse to believe they are ALL stupid. Now they will see who their fellows are. #hope

Treat yourself to long relaxing soak in cruel ironic hypocrisy: Gizmo peddlers of electronic contraptions speaking from on high about “AI ethics” while shamelessly scraping everyone’s data.

That fragile masculinity.